香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ! ]( v! R) N3 k
甘多人死，唔见你死。 9 ?6 Z) ~" }2 a1 s1 d. N' l& g
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
' L; k: O3 V( ?: a: J. R5 Q你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 y' d9 W$ m0 x6 o3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* F! P; q  p  \+ P. F+ A如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
' B) A  ~) x$ D- A' E& M4 "I saw a pork chop"
& e  K+ Y6 q$ E( T+ c/ `我见到件猪扒啊。
; [: A+ q: A3 c& i! F5 G$ O5 Are you road?
7 f, U& N$ j* O你系咪路啊？
: N0 q+ y# Q# H" O0 [6 What the water are you?
6 u8 x& D( H( d5 ]! r# M/ A9 b你系乜水啊？ 2 R. J$ h, J" p" f% k# G
7 Do you big me?
8 P' m# \6 C0 j8 w: P$ u你大我啊？ 8 R7 {; o) N: g5 O2 W6 |5 E
8 Zebra chops people.
. Q' H4 `; t- J4 i' t班马劈友。
7 Y9 Y' ]4 d# r* W% ~' A9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 m& y$ B5 w; V4 k界女王。 ) H# ^2 }6 p8 Q0 K3 i
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
/ S* `- \3 Q9 u1 ?批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ( O! j- K# S/ n9 S1 R
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
8 L2 z) }0 E3 p- d4 G$ W你当我无到？ 7 |& ^! h; D1 H
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   J" C( ^6 Z  V" R
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
5 z8 c+ d, p& q# ?' n5 i13 Today I was very black son. - q8 y% {% _, y. s: s& K, ~5 V& `% T
今日我好黑仔。
9 y! g+ `3 E" I$ X+ p; b/ M14 I am wearing grass.
% d4 V' W6 S/ U' t7 c# r: ~3 `& e我着紧草。
/ {. P% B2 @5 S% p15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! , L: u- `4 O: T3 [
你未够班同我讲数！ 9 N( ]1 {: ]0 \
16 Two beat six.
. Y7 s% f# P& [+ }' K二打六 8 D! F" u5 k; }
17 Two five son.
7 M2 O2 R# C6 w二五仔
- z5 m6 _& R' g/ b2 r# |: x18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
" d/ v/ u3 Y0 v3 u% `9 B琴琴青 6 b) e8 r$ ?) y, X, ^: b6 h
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 3 u8 }( i6 e& S* L) ]7 V+ E
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ " E& r3 u( P. _" r4 x7 c
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
. b; e7 T* M4 e9 y% P蠢蠢欲動 。 , O! E5 X' Z) P' k9 l6 ]6 I
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
- w5 D. y9 U; ?0 ^" ^* y人山人海 。
: W; y" ^" u* m22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 7 y5 f: O) h% Z3 V" N$ N
你算老幾? 7 L# }, s! }4 Q! V, A
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 & Q- v4 a6 O" F7 e0 j- e  T9 C
你講乜鬼? % u) k/ d: E, x) u0 O% U
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
  y( s' U. G4 b4 Q, v) Q我驚你有牙！ 3 ~3 R  j2 T7 X0 e# o
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
. k8 P  E4 D3 C# I2 l心花怒放。   , V( I. O+ o8 K' H8 Z9 d
Fish skin
! b4 j' R. {: W: f3 I鱼皮 。 + |* f( i/ E9 j6 q7 M. s) b
Monster of blowing water.
, @5 \1 C& q$ s; O4 e9 n吹水怪。 # j% \$ G' A% o  l9 u* W
Face green green
% j) c* d% g$ U) W面青青。
  H7 ~4 ^& ]" d5 `3 A: V' g" SYou see road carefully
& |; u7 D0 L; A; F+ Z- z你小心睇路 9 o, W* J$ A: |; O: N" |6 ^
You go to street carefully
) r0 V# g1 L* V/ r+ C: \1 D* L3 C) e) f  N1 H你出街小心D。 0 F, A3 \) E* w0 ~5 _
Do the world / V1 Y: V/ G" n$ t
做世界 。
# V, y% ?% k- c3 g' z; E* gBig tea rice
$ ^) v/ q& q5 K" \( x( T/ I' h大茶饭 。
& I; W1 |4 p' ~4 tAmerican chinese not enough. 9 x  S2 }" W$ B. I* w
美中不足。 . A' @- j& i* M! R5 q
King eight egg. % u7 Q1 T- b: C9 D
王八蛋
9 j; Q  s- N: C' lHigh hand.
! m, \: ^! P  y) ^! K高手 : z$ M4 V: h" G. w# ~- t% B3 ^% m& J
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Old dot. # c5 f5 y, |4 w9 c+ s% f% j& G: a
老点
& a8 m9 A/ i9 Y% N8 UOne old water
. _! h0 v* x  A+ }& Y9 {  U- A一旧水 % I0 D7 f' A/ I
I know your mouse.
0 N( Y9 c) w0 K8 b0 }我识你老鼠！ 3 t1 Y" i% ^" D! _- I( O
Measure water/Pound water. 2 }" Y9 K+ A# ?) u" {; p
磅水
8 R9 z5 m) V! u' M% l( DA dragon service.
( K0 ?0 y! d3 e0 g- U1 \. @一条龙服务
. r( y$ Q) R# B& M; \- a1 \" I5 mPump water.
' H6 ?; g" A) b**** : a9 i- D. Z, o. l9 ?
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 I5 \+ `4 t! P( t/ p  s6 u! q$ k3 M
我吹鸡打你班友。 : i3 g6 P) l7 p3 _( A
You jump building. & j0 P$ ^$ g! {
你跳楼啦。 & v3 A  }" J- z" @4 s% P3 x
You come back home and eat banana
! ?- h. j' s2 M$ q; e! Q+ I你返屋企食蕉啦
4 x6 Z( v. L1 `$ I% JI give you a hair. / s( h( [" S5 x/ i: n
我俾条毛你ar! . w. {- i1 d+ ?" E0 c
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Collect skin
/ `( t9 l: d/ h. B+ A% i* w% U收皮
2 r9 g$ j' h# A" v# o$ UCollect father   B; y1 i$ O! T: k
收爹
( ?5 U/ Y1 r& ]6 }5 [: wYou give me collect father. $ T9 L& V1 K0 v' U: g/ d) s
你同我收爹！
* ?% g0 o9 T9 \# C  j& k* z, MLaugh die me.
) S, {4 \6 g" z" k: l笑死我。
( I7 N- ^7 G8 O& {0 ~; ^9 hYou give me stop. 3 `1 a9 [" {  n/ o' o/ h) n
你同我企系度。 6 w" _' _  N- J/ _, F8 m8 t2 C+ ]
Eight woman
; N" M! ~% I% h  t9 o* f9 Z八婆 + z  H; a/ U) R* `8 Q) |
Eight woman,you are good! 4 X* x) [( H6 ]6 v, }! z; W/ e5 M
八婆，你好o野! % |3 t9 l8 q) |
What the spring do you do? 8 ~' a, H9 G5 ~2 _5 r" e
你搞乜春啊? % D  m; z* |. O9 L) k: t) \" P
A dog of eating dung ; b' \" ^  K& M
食屎狗
. r# t# }, S) e) J+ A* tA ghost of ass
( ]$ B( A9 M, Q屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...../ [0 b# c7 |  `! W3 w; H" P
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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9 ~5 c; J$ P: jtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......& m" P/ g: x5 X7 [2 g5 [7 W
this is not hong kong style english.....
( N" K3 w0 T% `+ E: Sthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
* }. N" _' q* b6 [3 l" Oi've already ban this shit...4 X, W5 z% t2 e9 [5 `- \. B
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.