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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, B) i2 e, r1 Y% h+ U+ ]6 V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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& g2 ` R f1 N+ a# ^6 w1 A2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
# C8 q, G" }; o6 h4 n0 n4 {8 Va.They give like hell. 7 m8 J4 O/ ^! ?% V
b.They do not yell.
) Z; d% \7 k7 m) r" d: tc.They do not tell.
0 p. E5 b. |7 D m& ]8 Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( I( ]) l7 t& @/ \: a; @
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 _$ X3 f5 m+ A( g- R2 K/ B
- a HEART to love him,' l% b. n) T$ e" `5 U0 t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# i5 w% e1 P Q" c* x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
* `) O* l; ^& g/ g6 ^! |. @- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, L! d: T* |& PBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* T: V8 q; \* y& y7 c3 A
" |9 B2 S+ O% H/ D5) What is the strongest muscle?( A6 g' n7 D* T$ A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. J6 d* n* d! t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 m o/ L1 W! p- a( X% L! DThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 l4 ?; j/ f9 z7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 `: ~; R5 A: P/ {# A& A4 G }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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5 u' G+ V7 K* M ?8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 ^: C) w# B6 ], A' MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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