[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 K/ m/ k, |$ W  _8 R7 _- ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ |: |; ^3 C2 w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 \6 q- ]8 ^' U$ t; [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ _" F  z/ K) `1 g3 D
a.They give like hell. / b, O- E/ r; {0 p2 ]) F# @' K  i
b.They do not yell.% J3 z9 N3 Q6 ~% n3 L, H
c.They do not tell.
9 n2 O# v  z3 D' X/ e1 Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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/ t  L9 d" X; P& @3 ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,- Q3 _2 A9 r( g- t/ ^: |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 L# e+ y3 w# u& f( x
- a SPADE to bury him!7 V3 @+ W; M$ {8 y7 L

7 G+ y( ^( Q% K, \- j4 N7 [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# B, y! z, H" j/ C  X$ @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 Q! X1 t! w. [* f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, m" a6 A1 L5 F) Y

3 Q3 L. y/ ]3 Z5 h( C; ^1 k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 G2 Z& A% z; W1 f9 {The arse hole is always in front of you.( O- b! _" ?- g, R( I. @. ]

6 u. g6 Y! e6 W7 |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 h9 H/ z4 k7 b- `5 r: I; ~
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 o- z) ?5 q( O; H& H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% c4 {3 J: \- O( a' tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  W: u7 q- c8 R- l6 z2 m, @( C
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great