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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 g/ |7 @4 `' v; H- ?
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* m! n9 @) {5 {' {" P* n* a
+ L# i- k+ N4 E' _1 ` c2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! }' ~4 d, N* J% H: y$ va.They give like hell.
7 w/ \1 A7 }' W/ ib.They do not yell.
$ ~0 u8 X9 F5 l; ]c.They do not tell.
& d) p; Q0 b7 b& K( k# {& pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
L$ X) R/ L1 W1 D! D/ ?& ^ o- a HEART to love him,
9 D9 Y" Q% }0 ?+ M- p2 N) U- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 m5 ?1 J0 H3 z: K" G/ p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* m1 {6 j9 k d0 C1 c( S! h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 X6 y+ M0 c6 d, H# E( f5 J6 ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ H8 I: q% P8 u# yThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 `; U* c; C, T% J2 M8 @1 \2 l
The arse hole is always in front of you.( r: G- {6 F4 `- ]$ x: e# a! v
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 [7 w: q% W. @, D' k/ e; VWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 v- A5 c+ H3 I$ P+ x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! H0 z( g! P2 d1 q$ oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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