[English]: Jokes..

小强

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7 K. J1 H. n. F- `/ l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 x7 `$ a. Q. j. P& E. x$ [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ N+ E: G" u7 z$ K7 `4 R+ ]1 h0 }

4 \( R! {4 m/ }- J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 T, i6 G2 L+ d" v
a.They give like hell.
- ~# ^) R8 u+ _: v3 Tb.They do not yell.
" C/ ]) O; V4 dc.They do not tell.! i. _3 S- Y3 a" {, t
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ G8 a$ z9 S. d2 C% r) K6 Y( N' ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- r8 I, M( p1 W& e  @" s3 A' R* H
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 F, D7 e: {+ N8 q8 g& y  \
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 S2 F; u  Z6 RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 H$ s7 z% h! Q" S# S$ P
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* H3 d- o; D: j' X
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 t4 n% [* o0 WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 U- Y: ~% v  r) }/ k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great