[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! v# b! D+ P. W/ U) Z9 D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 ?8 Q9 [6 K; M3 ?3 {. E3 Q$ d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 F& P  V+ g% i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( A3 Z6 @& o/ K+ Q& ]9 J* n* g
a.They give like hell. , S$ u5 r1 G; S0 o/ Z
b.They do not yell.: Z' F- I+ K; T* Z4 f
c.They do not tell.
  p9 K/ h& H) M0 |7 gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 _) E# v* j- |. _3 j4 m! d1 [  V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( F; u7 ]4 N( k2 w5 Y
- a HEART to love him,$ |! K9 ~* w; `
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
6 \# M$ ^3 C8 D7 t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 w4 ~* A( R6 g) Z  z* u( o4 c- a SPADE to bury him!5 X( u1 `5 h3 Q0 v2 |/ Q: i
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 u+ G( c7 l( E9 ~: ^6 v' D4 wBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, t* L0 f8 b% I  s$ D& c
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 w2 b8 q% E. gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 f( c: W0 C- S. F  i
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 t' {3 ?7 e4 N$ T$ Y6 z" ]The arse hole is always in front of you.8 w1 f- c- C" X$ [
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) I4 I7 v0 ]; j/ G* v
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" r  ^. }" F* b# N; c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 S) h3 S; j# q# P5 o* v
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 k- e; @! ~* G) P: n, okeep it up~~
5 A0 B) J( H' ?cheers

maksim2046

that is great