[English]: Jokes..

小强

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) c& F" M7 F- y+ t) k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( h7 i1 X6 s6 S8 a8 p# n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 T* E) u+ U7 b- ^( A8 u6 c! m2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: p# y. _0 x! D, \) s
a.They give like hell.
& L3 w' w2 }  U: _b.They do not yell.
1 f' C8 j- V! J3 T" cc.They do not tell.
7 x5 {+ i! B, k  y" md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% ]( M* e$ y  [6 k  m- n: A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) a, \: t2 n7 v3 ?- a HEART to love him,& U1 \0 ^1 n8 p# P
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ k0 w9 v( i1 F6 t/ t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" T! r, Q  M- A4 P+ E- a SPADE to bury him!2 z' {% _% Z6 V

( ^1 M6 _* B3 C4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# x9 v/ }8 \2 }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- V& ^; L& K0 v* x7 M: G5 y- {
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% q( ]5 h- g% b5 G
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ I/ a2 R4 Z# C& ~2 T3 p

8 {8 N. c+ g& S4 q8 Z3 M6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* \& V6 f8 f* g5 z" m
The arse hole is always in front of you.. A! ^) J8 p) ?. H$ Z6 T& @
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ ]6 I8 P- s3 J0 t  Q  SWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: r. \2 \% w  G' `0 U
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ l; b0 w! v0 c) Ikeep it up~~+ H, [8 t. O: |
cheers

maksim2046

that is great