[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; m' V; [3 S/ {, g
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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: K. I- v+ f4 N+ p# |  e* }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! _8 t0 Z7 Z0 Z: `
a.They give like hell.
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: F! D1 j& N! j2 v& D  cc.They do not tell./ |+ G1 V5 V* {! e! q& C; d* K) Z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 v, i4 m% N! ^5 E7 L- a HEART to love him,
8 j2 u, O' {7 e9 Y$ v- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ Q$ K$ c# ~' ?1 w6 x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. M( @' M9 U0 n  L- a SPADE to bury him!5 w) E& v0 r* U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( z9 V. H# _; i& k# D1 v
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  |+ h5 n% X# x% j+ o0 m2 `7 M8 S
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5) What is the strongest muscle?3 S% C$ c1 R# f* Z0 K& A
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 D/ c; u- q% o( P) w& W
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?* e9 A, j8 ~( n% i
The arse hole is always in front of you.- ^6 y3 ]4 H7 n8 B

+ m$ a( K! s$ a. @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' s7 Q5 u$ O4 tWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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0 K; O# v( z9 X- E" p. W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ [7 N2 W8 |9 K7 Z8 o! s9 o5 o. Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
7 K3 e2 o7 l. p& [  F; Rkeep it up~~# w2 d: B7 D) J3 `- t+ O+ `
cheers

maksim2046

that is great