[English]: Jokes..

小强

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' F$ b+ D$ o( Y* \" \7 t* q$ J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
7 x* w( Q& L- T/ L+ N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 T; o0 B" f1 ~a.They give like hell. 8 q) _( w, a" o) |/ v1 {& j
b.They do not yell.
: F' s- |! p' }& I& {# zc.They do not tell.6 q+ h, k' v5 R& S4 M, S, i" E* Y8 B8 T
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' w- `3 O9 n$ }8 Q4 D: l
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  a3 u+ n; m; A: `: g$ T+ ^& F( R& @
- a HEART to love him,& ?3 E  H4 P1 z+ g3 t( W: t
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 V! h5 F& y3 Y9 ^' y" V3 N( j  b5 H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ A6 U3 [- w: Y7 ~" `
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( S" e6 v( D# Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( Q! ~' P$ S. C+ o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, @' F& {7 E' ~  s; f
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# E* E$ T2 y7 s$ S( i# }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# W' j) M8 @. i, G( X  ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# |# I* g) i& |" x, a3 s9 O- ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% g" `' W' A% o* l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 Y. |8 w# a3 R( B' k6 P
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. N7 o$ v/ H+ W% m* l9 ]* ~5 r
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& i& I) I  ^2 o# j2 c8 `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( X6 R, I. K& u2 Xkeep it up~~: n: u) r6 Y8 k$ @+ t8 i
cheers

maksim2046

that is great