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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, d8 {; ?; |8 J9 |* L5 @" b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
; z# q% q1 Y% W- s! K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% l. [& Z, E" }3 p( b! C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 f# _* X; @2 A: k1 s7 ^" v) C9 C
a.They give like hell. + q0 f1 i$ \# r% g7 Y2 ^; T
b.They do not yell.
9 L/ \; ?# h5 W4 o: O4 W' A: x' @% Hc.They do not tell.* Q8 k G4 |( i" f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 j# b, N# F+ ? r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 U' i" G8 a, i0 P
- a HEART to love him,& K8 t; v0 K% b) P5 Y6 V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 f: M/ I6 U+ b7 J# O- X' n# Q F- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
; ?& w. f( K& H- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 t( L; r2 }' F7 V7 b8 j7 dBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 ^3 r% [3 J2 }, G8 e
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5) What is the strongest muscle? p& Z7 ?( H/ ?1 x7 W" S& v
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% @# p- e$ I* `, _0 Q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" P* ~/ Q, K, f4 |7 P: N! F+ f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! `4 l2 z, K8 F; i' c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) W* U8 s6 S; @6 p4 A& i2 v! mThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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