[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( M6 p7 y5 W6 a" F5 W( \( H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& H. L$ G) v$ F& [4 N8 a$ a
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ _( z. J8 s# P9 A
a.They give like hell.
9 J% \- O$ E1 ?3 M3 J( C, hb.They do not yell.' g! Y3 E$ Y* S
c.They do not tell.
; o/ N- Z3 S9 j1 o0 `7 ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; ?- ?! W- n2 V) w4 @. b$ v" _
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 `. o1 b" U: C3 u: L7 a% b
- a HEART to love him,2 |1 Y3 H8 e3 j0 w- q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 P; H; A; F+ h" ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, s- o! d$ h; z6 z! n( I  u( B
- a SPADE to bury him!- n2 R+ x/ E2 l! G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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. x: V1 w& y8 U' ?* y5) What is the strongest muscle?
% G. J- O5 [6 T  u1 v; V( P; i: @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( I# a% l2 ?9 V  ~; ~, M1 z
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ |  I1 b! E6 E+ x! |2 U
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 [9 E1 V; r2 ^0 C4 I& w9 L8 LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 s- T5 k% O) |- X
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 G# f% V8 v0 K- }, Y& B% {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ A# h( G: q; q* m8 G% Q  v
keep it up~~" s, b. L! j) A6 G) \& A2 u
cheers

maksim2046

that is great