香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. - G( U& R0 \) L% t1 A* W+ h  [
甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 ]0 B$ K* \0 T" Y' u
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
8 f3 m4 b1 n+ I. \, U* j  ?" j你教我以后点出嚟行? % [0 S( |/ m2 s  J
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
" q2 ?1 B- T" X, M* Q# H5 Q如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! H) J( J6 f. L0 R( p
4 "I saw a pork chop" + P1 D$ J) m1 Y: W/ A! q
我见到件猪扒啊。 : h; f: R+ G6 O* q) E
5 Are you road? 7 K; G& d. C. S# t; B
你系咪路啊？   z- {+ V& u# w
6 What the water are you? . w. ]3 L$ h' E) q! W. |- H" T
你系乜水啊？ 0 _8 y% h$ B/ M& `3 O
7 Do you big me?
  M8 V. A6 [  E1 W+ I你大我啊？
+ m! f' v& B9 ^' B  X4 w8 Zebra chops people.
5 x$ a' R0 _( ~& |3 }( W班马劈友。
( O& i9 k2 C6 E* e4 F2 a6 h2 q9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 n/ s' q; ?) Y8 P; ?
界女王。 5 `9 V" k5 @7 _* o' f
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 4 m5 s1 P: y9 G) R. U
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
6 u. ], a9 V9 o2 ?! |" Z1 q) C) \3 a. |11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
6 T- e: m, G8 `6 F! Y2 ]8 p你当我无到？
7 }" K% p# z& ~7 p- ?. R12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
2 j. g" s, w0 }( I你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
! Q- j, E' \; |13 Today I was very black son.
: @, @$ r# y+ f3 C今日我好黑仔。 5 V0 m) d# e: W
14 I am wearing grass. 4 j8 @. J- f1 T# A& k, L& M+ y: E7 V* Y
我着紧草。
7 Y. p! u, C6 i4 J0 ^& M2 g. q15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! & w' t5 J1 l- L/ o' G2 F. r. \
你未够班同我讲数！
' n* S4 o' g) L( r' W5 D16 Two beat six.
* u( `, U, F/ j0 E7 _: Z! D二打六
. }! w: t7 n8 w8 p17 Two five son.
4 z. p: q% I- s: v二五仔 & g$ G& E+ {* s& i4 v* V- c1 w' w
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 . A9 O$ l9 j8 f. L8 u  K" Z/ `
琴琴青
+ Y" P2 \. i7 B19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 0 `  R4 U! g1 x  A% v( j! t
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ $ I- _$ x7 _9 @7 R+ b
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' k. G" x6 ~( k8 l$ g
蠢蠢欲動 。
% Y, r$ h* ~  P7 f21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
" [  U5 @% p5 v7 }: z. ]人山人海 。 5 H# i. U3 }0 g
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
/ I- I5 v! b  }- Z你算老幾?
' }2 G9 Z: N) ?# Z23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 - B2 ^5 e; m0 `$ @
你講乜鬼?
4 K1 _' t" g3 F7 E3 P+ `' w7 _' y24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 q- }4 x2 ]$ t. d9 V, e
我驚你有牙！ ; _% E3 H* g0 Z: Z; [9 }0 B
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
9 n  C; |; D/ c6 ]* m- e* u心花怒放。   & d+ {7 T% F- A1 |7 j5 a
Fish skin 7 S6 J, N- v& u
鱼皮 。
4 Y; K# C( {8 n6 ~6 U1 \Monster of blowing water.   @9 d' n* F, P2 L* g1 M
吹水怪。 + I4 f8 C5 h- R
Face green green ( b+ \+ _7 [6 H
面青青。 9 ]0 `/ l3 K2 H4 E& h+ `
You see road carefully $ y0 Q8 {, c7 d6 G
你小心睇路
" N$ |8 Y8 W! z6 ?You go to street carefully
3 _6 b+ k0 v" k5 r2 H你出街小心D。
! [7 Z3 M, V) j6 jDo the world 9 S% \% X3 C( Z* O
做世界 。 5 P4 h( N  L  t/ e3 l: E$ E
Big tea rice 6 ?( U* [( H: o
大茶饭 。 , `- }( s- b5 T( d+ i2 f
American chinese not enough.
: s3 _- h3 W; w7 \3 K美中不足。
( e$ E$ Q% Y/ @) IKing eight egg.
- r9 N! g% n  w! E  g王八蛋 - @/ f$ D7 b7 d7 i9 S
High hand. $ a0 {0 q: s7 z# R7 J
高手
1 s9 M+ ]6 B2 S% y) U8 ^; \/ G. l- Y+ w1 W
Old dot.
* m- h3 C" W  v老点
$ j; X0 n2 O- ~6 {7 wOne old water 4 d- j; b5 g( g$ H
一旧水
; ^( U( P( d2 s: \$ nI know your mouse.
. U: S8 {+ v  H  {7 G" F! [+ E我识你老鼠！ 7 j( S2 y5 Z2 K- l; a' f0 Z
Measure water/Pound water.
2 n7 }' T6 M8 L9 C* o' H* ~; ?) a磅水 6 C5 t$ ^! y, X
A dragon service.   O/ ~" S: L% d8 J$ [
一条龙服务 , B! Z" M8 u% i# J
Pump water. ; w9 T9 x! J6 {2 n$ C/ E
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' v* X% r6 E  ^/ ~0 Y2 UI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. f- x4 r5 P& ^, O* J3 `我吹鸡打你班友。
  e0 X7 j: H% [5 a9 eYou jump building. " e( o: ^' X5 O. r# {, D+ q
你跳楼啦。
5 E4 T$ h8 p8 c) Q* ~. P5 ZYou come back home and eat banana , V5 O& y' L0 s: |  f+ t' m
你返屋企食蕉啦
" J- {1 t$ T; N6 [) e9 eI give you a hair.
6 X2 D( t* z) m4 f1 i, M0 j我俾条毛你ar! 5 K! t. ?" c* h: x

! I& P1 c0 I/ {* \Collect skin ) G7 T$ @0 W. C+ O( R
收皮 8 C$ i3 a! A6 `( W6 d  t; U# ~
Collect father
7 e5 q' ]5 D; \  i) e收爹
0 H" r3 n2 E. L$ s$ `You give me collect father.
& Z/ G/ r0 l7 Z& r& w7 w你同我收爹！
( ], i) s, p$ G" @3 T8 L, uLaugh die me. 3 S( O: I+ A9 {- _& i: y5 K
笑死我。
3 I# ?6 j6 }7 |You give me stop. * {3 i  N( @& w% `) [( q  H7 b6 \3 n; P
你同我企系度。
- ^& W/ z) r4 V! J5 wEight woman
* z" D) d2 t: S! P% C八婆 2 Y2 p! ~2 s0 B$ }
Eight woman,you are good!
( F- O4 p6 c- X7 Q( W八婆，你好o野! 4 W6 q4 `& [5 Y4 B! ]6 f
What the spring do you do?
" C8 u- _# i( p5 ]你搞乜春啊? " I, \; s* O" l2 K+ G: `# D
A dog of eating dung * H3 D7 T8 G; C* O
食屎狗
$ u4 t, d) `  D1 g/ b5 CA ghost of ass
% E% ?/ o. Z$ f屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....3 R# \5 V) N6 C8 Y+ L5 K4 P0 W0 J7 O
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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0 G$ E: y$ |$ g& j+ I! {" @
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
0 i5 j9 A: T. @8 Uthis is not hong kong style english.....
' l3 M- i: C6 g& ~4 Tthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
' P5 [, ?& q9 V8 P+ d3 wi've already ban this shit...) E. H* W2 w( @+ ~, P! E3 c/ H
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.