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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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3 H, U/ n+ ^; Z. }4 }! kPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 . r5 N' v) N9 Z
1 Y8 G) R' p- A* m! `I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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2 A8 M8 @7 f" q" s( {You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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- p8 Z' B. T4 Z! k g% WI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ! b& e6 G# K: q1 p
7 ?, \# D: m/ k) YIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 / s d i9 @6 k: [5 T# s
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水' E: B [+ R' F+ G
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 + q. S- t/ a6 a' z* Z" R- m: Q1 G
- S2 O9 R" E1 j% cBlow chicken吹雞 ' n! b" l1 C \/ I; T
" K0 e6 O7 m5 f" u9 oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & ]* @4 v0 F3 \) e( ]
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 F/ a/ E* ^$ R
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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; O) n4 U% z5 _Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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+ K) ~! p7 Q [$ ~You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! G. Q3 C' \8 d, D" b
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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6 g4 Q+ p5 p: B" {, KEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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3 l- \2 r6 L; @- ]# b5 l; UDo you big me?你大我呀? ! E; q; T3 |+ r& S* d
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 e7 n0 q9 x; C4 z4 S* E- b
) U0 R4 Z5 O; v' q/ mDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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4 ?4 q, c, a; V C. zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ; `6 d+ X: V1 t3 @7 O# J( ^! G* `
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ! C5 t3 o. g6 N0 i; {6 G
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! : L: \' Q; Q' t7 f5 @" R. S) G& [/ Q
& r* a4 @9 | g- N6 H |. PI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! : @; C* _! [/ X2 O) E% p- Y, Z
! r* S6 }% {0 O& F# [- K! o' x8 e7 E: gCollect father收爹 ' c' R' J K$ l! G& n G
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ; e- ^3 m3 F9 O& `$ o
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 W" y/ t) B m6 X0 B
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 $ @/ e. d2 {( S0 h1 p* ?
, e: _9 `; s ^ Q' iYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 9 \, \1 \/ t* m3 _7 ?8 P
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . r. K0 x$ b: s- Y* f; Y2 i; e
$ \: p, s- n" B: v( d6 qHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 r, ~, t$ C5 P! x+ k3 d! B
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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8 f7 N$ _6 V5 J" D1 zEight woman八婆
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& D; D F9 ?- J4 o% a6 k, \Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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; |9 W: _( U/ [- {+ O( s R6 }King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 6 g/ B* A' ~" S! ?) s# ?
; M8 m6 l7 A6 v/ Z2 L* t: i' `8 |Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! , A9 u. h2 }, N% ~2 j
1 q( W2 {% l7 y8 DWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 4 |: B/ n4 _4 T+ |$ B9 N6 I
' C3 n0 g! W# }/ |# o! xHigh hand.高手 + P7 L& V6 ^+ D4 ?# o9 E+ L
) B4 ?& J, M4 v; F; Z& J; QA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 a4 o( _1 W3 l0 w, T) ^- u
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 d3 |$ j# @8 r
! a9 _& L; h2 N& s& nGood mother.好娘 + L7 @2 G5 {3 C3 N1 l" T
5 b5 v$ m( T0 v( @2 cYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) k+ A9 E' a2 I0 Q
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Old dot.老點
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6 R6 e2 w6 y8 v# d9 z0 kOne old water 一舊水 ( \1 T4 Y+ x4 c) [
+ \2 ]* r/ I' `9 m3 g; IWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( a# v7 r2 ], I
5 e; Y3 g7 G7 J) b9 j% u( CA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 U$ E O9 X0 r0 `" M
4 C4 m6 K" i. X% v- h" w* }Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 4 I9 o; W( { i2 s% [! i
; U! n$ X9 i9 @5 BPump water.抽水 6 E& g: W( h7 O$ a) v; H
6 w1 ~/ Y' y0 V" K; G" UTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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