香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
( m& |  j9 u3 ?  Q; {甘多人死，唔见你死。
( Q! A  P- O! m! o: G2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
  @* r8 t4 N' _5 B+ V9 V9 \你教我以后点出嚟行?
' N# E$ N" u- ?7 g' K3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 6 J6 j- p" d- _3 ]. X7 ^
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
) j! [9 G5 e2 b* T  J4 l) b/ @1 P4 "I saw a pork chop"
* p$ m& H( r: p2 @8 A5 p我见到件猪扒啊。   _4 ^, h) [7 E+ H1 k- Z, X4 Z$ l$ n' K
5 Are you road? 6 }7 @6 s; |1 K% i/ v
你系咪路啊？
) Q3 p+ R' o% ]5 q! |6 What the water are you? 8 |6 n9 N) L# Z; z: a) x/ G
你系乜水啊？ ; Q/ j$ F. w- w; b4 u6 {% ?
7 Do you big me? 4 J# N: D* \" `% K
你大我啊？ 1 r& r" |2 K& }2 D3 }
8 Zebra chops people. ( O" X& a; Q1 ~! T3 u
班马劈友。 % o* C5 R8 p: o* ^2 M1 R; ~* ?
9 The king of the cutting girl.
) t1 ]' l0 \$ @+ x/ j2 f2 u4 R界女王。 2 J! Q- T4 ?4 a$ t
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
1 C' L! h* T! Q4 `批我个头俾你当凳坐。 1 r! R2 |3 d9 C' {3 S3 ]
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ! t6 {( ]( y8 h/ g" E( |( a  e
你当我无到？
1 c+ S7 s2 ?/ O# m/ P12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
3 g1 O! U/ n5 V; E9 U0 P你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ : P! Y2 j2 {* h
13 Today I was very black son. ; G( k# P) r: i2 C+ ^- L
今日我好黑仔。 7 X) {! ]1 c& S6 |, K4 B
14 I am wearing grass.
5 c9 w" Z6 `" e: C我着紧草。 / N4 x/ M6 s& d3 w  H$ p
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
7 l  o7 j/ r4 L. J你未够班同我讲数！ ! c# f7 z: ^8 j5 o9 n3 e
16 Two beat six. $ c9 U( G4 Y* i: q! J& x
二打六
$ M( v; W' C) J8 e17 Two five son. ; _8 \% x$ r! R3 @
二五仔
; f1 Y/ m: W7 |# u0 S18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 % \* |3 [8 W% }! y
琴琴青
* m$ W+ Q4 x  I) ~2 ?3 {1 T8 h2 i+ m7 g19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ! V8 T( q# g& P* U
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
3 K5 X% l' H( ^8 B20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 8 e% Z. U' C  u; e4 M( s& D
蠢蠢欲動 。 5 T8 J7 ^/ I( ~* o1 B$ G
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　   w. K6 R' j. E- u
人山人海 。 8 `2 F3 i/ Y# x% y
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
# T  S: s. j( n你算老幾?
2 {+ Z+ h9 F2 n  V) V23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
- N2 A* G& B: t( n你講乜鬼?
( ?0 @( X- G* [24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( u6 c  ^: q) |. G, G
我驚你有牙！ ; a  q& ~& B" F2 H' I1 d4 j1 i6 ?  J
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
/ n( Q' D/ `/ _  ]* A/ c7 ~8 k心花怒放。   
+ J4 A$ _  X* ?; hFish skin
, `1 [, ]5 U2 E. Y* V$ C+ s鱼皮 。
  _; k0 ?5 s' l/ ~$ j4 MMonster of blowing water.
) D, m: w  t# @% g( o, J吹水怪。 ! }" p: @$ Z0 N. ^+ I- I& R8 Y
Face green green 0 A" l0 ^# I. O3 }) [
面青青。 ' Y$ ]" X7 y! ^
You see road carefully ( ^1 T6 _- k8 t7 C( a# [# P+ P
你小心睇路 # R& A7 ~1 D/ R' J, X$ T% G
You go to street carefully : `; y3 {6 M4 l+ S! M- c9 `6 P
你出街小心D。
5 n, x4 q( x$ o  B1 d0 x0 G3 m# Z& f7 yDo the world - ^3 w2 {3 \+ \; \4 Y6 C
做世界 。 , S. ~+ D7 x: X; _( q" O: X0 |
Big tea rice " _# |3 h' }! s) h
大茶饭 。 : ^$ \, ~: i  k5 s* k( L
American chinese not enough. ) t% [+ g+ f2 o
美中不足。 ! G+ P. Z. W# }. }" t
King eight egg.
8 ~8 ^: P  L( _王八蛋
* l) Q+ j  t8 T; SHigh hand.
0 e: P& f+ U8 G3 k" K8 A高手
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Old dot. 4 \9 }: l: b% u4 P
老点 7 L  D/ s: B' @
One old water # ]6 ~/ x' l& l- \
一旧水 4 j0 N7 R; l9 J8 `* i8 O( S
I know your mouse.
1 U2 m% }6 b8 D我识你老鼠！ 6 h4 Z6 m! _) n; n$ k% w
Measure water/Pound water.
  v5 ?$ w& B% O9 Z  _5 Q磅水 9 B: T. U2 |+ J( E% \& i' w* L
A dragon service. ) @- e/ n9 W; y+ [% x2 k- Z
一条龙服务 / W. m; o  L# h  |% o: d
Pump water.
( b4 S. L" Q2 P****
: @! Y8 @0 g$ M; P" c8 G6 _2 {: ?I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 j: b( I2 I9 }- [我吹鸡打你班友。 & U! h8 Z: D1 ]$ V; U
You jump building.
* _, \# G; u3 f4 V9 q你跳楼啦。 , [" [" ^' N  L  U4 Y
You come back home and eat banana
2 }5 _  |  P6 G) a  d4 H1 J+ G/ F9 s你返屋企食蕉啦 3 Y4 G; k2 i$ y. M4 u  q
I give you a hair. ) W8 d8 ~  a' E+ r# J4 G
我俾条毛你ar!
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1 ?$ t( \5 w9 V* nCollect skin
! y, E  j9 [4 t+ L9 {: q收皮 9 ^* H3 w2 Z/ M- L. o3 K
Collect father 6 h0 z6 E7 r+ _5 i
收爹 + @3 L/ [9 q1 c+ z# A+ Y
You give me collect father.
' R- z) z0 |7 v9 \你同我收爹！ # k5 P* k' O4 V+ ~7 Q
Laugh die me.
) h+ z5 o% h# V! m, X6 Y7 \笑死我。
/ u, J4 \# r5 V- R6 ?$ m0 mYou give me stop. 0 h. Q. }6 H# N- b  r6 C# b
你同我企系度。
; a7 Q+ x+ A  k3 j; k: G7 ]Eight woman
1 u% t0 v. Y4 u八婆 - D, W8 c% H6 i- `6 S
Eight woman,you are good! 3 b/ L, T, I8 I2 E. N
八婆，你好o野! 6 D1 O, X6 D! z3 w! Q+ g
What the spring do you do? ( g5 F. A  \, ?( Y3 t! Q9 Q$ e
你搞乜春啊?
) s. E# b# [6 n5 J0 |5 HA dog of eating dung
, a! s: M9 c2 Z3 H/ _0 {; _! [食屎狗
8 s1 \' B- \+ ?- ]+ B' M7 MA ghost of ass 8 P8 U6 L! [: ?! ?* s: Q- S
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....0 k4 \! \+ G& f5 ]' h
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......8 p9 e3 ?, P: @. {2 G: N' f% F3 n
this is not hong kong style english.....) d- g+ H9 J9 d1 I" o# {' D
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....# ~9 j9 o9 P, o6 o
i've already ban this shit...7 ~( J4 F! T, z. v2 ~# k9 ~2 G1 v
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.