|
     
- 帖子
- 10422
- 精華
- 3
- 威望
- 12520
- 魅力
- 15
- 讚好
- 0
|
1#
發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM
| 只看該作者
港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  8 f$ d+ ^9 e/ [* b, p+ S# B6 Q2 G
* U9 B8 S( Z+ J/ j/ K: a
6 J% ]/ \; O$ h* O(轉)港式英語 ! W: X; r7 X B8 [
1 N$ z# D% H8 f' s' h- u6 APiano piano green 琴琴青 $ G/ M6 W: W5 ]6 A3 J+ Q. R
8 k( o* e7 m6 `2 `, m3 PPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ! s- d1 c# U1 W! q! E" V" |9 b
" J$ c2 O% [, S; m8 m! J6 m7 hI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
4 W! O% [. q6 Z. j( ^+ q, `: T
' I2 V l; x' l4 H3 BYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? . y! ^2 n/ j& b3 C1 b
! x( c8 G5 T) M3 I4 N" r
I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 9 T& ]0 ?5 K4 d! d8 @+ [) x2 l" p
, j9 B% R" h4 w! G9 B/ |
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ' {* I% A& w1 D6 |" s1 d/ S4 m" N9 e
* c9 i4 U( m8 e" j1 IFish skin~魚皮 。 : {) H# J2 G2 P( Q( H5 |$ A" x; j
6 r# r, }; r* O9 J2 K1 p* o
Fall on a street@@ 。
: z' o+ b+ @+ J( b( l1 S0 ?: Y9 f& \0 {% {" v0 D, c
fall on your street.""你個"K" 1 G0 [, |% _+ O6 J: M
: d) q4 _% u7 Z4 x$ P( ~Blow water吹水
) h9 {% Z4 [4 W4 }8 h9 k' W1 H) _3 i6 V$ H# S' i
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 / h) E2 ^* T: `: ]. [
2 \- j" p& a4 X7 P
Blow chicken吹雞
& M6 ^, H% Y. n. s7 C- s5 f% ^7 @- Q" G' W9 a3 c5 }) n# h6 N2 o' S
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# e9 M" D, j2 j: n我吹雞打你班友 。 n# i- B6 f1 c2 V; N8 |3 e
8 d+ S/ c0 l7 O/ q& fStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' F- ~( e# L' Z8 l
' c1 F6 v! ]( [0 y/ P0 W$ O* I8 j& A
Face green green臉青青 。
" }" u$ p7 T- u6 v
1 m' S& A- B$ X" G! ~"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
% E4 k8 U2 B! {, L# i/ ~點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
! T5 F; b# f3 A$ I' t) N5 V2 S/ B) K$ }, H+ N! X
You see road carefully你小心睇路。
" E# ]. e6 g& N3 I5 G7 A$ B' c- n$ D9 R: P) _) h
You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 & ]- e1 K# L9 {) c r
0 T% F# K) l. w$ g
You jump building.你跳樓啦。
3 l( q. V* Z" o5 l; W
& S1 l3 @% X+ X" ~; R0 |People mountain people sea人山人海。 / U! s- P) c+ e1 q7 ]: E2 x# P
, G! C- S7 J/ h* N) y9 V2 z) g/ XAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
! V) G9 |& ?" z& [- I; u- N1 x" k8 u" T
Eat banana食蕉
" x# B% ?0 ]/ h: A
- L8 |! b4 \# H6 o) t6 IYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
( j* I0 f' }$ d7 v3 k& L( Y$ T
- p7 `% z+ j/ R2 H6 [& d( X5 oHow senior are you?你算老幾? q- N1 I& T3 O9 n) P) C
+ \' }4 f/ A+ c, t
What the water are you?你係乜水?
) Z7 k% s" i2 y t5 W- n9 ?; f; C+ V O* x% E" Q
Where are you come from?你邊度架? 3 Z) t0 \( ?" |# U) f
9 W3 @8 D; H* [$ k' c% H+ U% TDo you big me?你大我呀? 3 L T, Z9 [! {5 A: [% S
5 f( B& _4 D/ z$ B
Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
% f" [* h3 J7 F' t2 p
% w9 N: h- E# Z" A# z k8 n3 zDo the world做世界 。
8 W) S Y$ k! x
' U0 r2 G) d: T6 @( |5 y8 E* GBig tea rice大茶飯 。 $ |- e% O' j8 I% k: O+ p
$ Q' ~) n/ K% u" N# L7 Y+ ]( h1 _& W
What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
* M: y' u* r! Z# V f, q1 f, A1 N/ S, |
Cut girl 界女 W7 A) k7 z! G( B
3 l/ c7 q" R# E
The king of cutting girl.界女王。 6 ~ K& x5 C2 S8 R5 d0 W
d/ ~1 r X, nCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! * j7 b& z" Z1 _. f* u( i0 J
& w7 h+ b/ Y; M6 }$ i3 f1 a
I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 2 |; k; m6 n. B1 v% b" O7 s4 ^
+ |- t0 R2 F) [
Collect father收爹
. S2 ?* D: g* y) a. ?4 z: H1 f
9 ?9 Z" y/ d# `1 k/ H1 \/ @$ JYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
, e5 o a$ O" ]
- y. W6 e) F3 N. J. B3 A, TDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 x* {5 Z2 L. e, |$ B$ Q
; J7 w6 X! J3 v. f; {# K; R
Laugh die me.笑死我。 3 `! `1 m, P _/ T( U
7 g* j! {" w8 s' N1 P6 n6 C
You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , b# R6 Q$ C1 u' p! u3 |7 s' q
5 c8 N6 Y$ F4 F1 }- Y2 C
American chinese not enough.美中不足。
4 M Z" j3 V* w9 [" B z$ D9 N& |2 H; R3 B5 C L$ \1 E/ q
Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
& ?4 X- O$ C% v7 ^+ I
6 ^: U, w& e0 e3 I; CYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' ^( ~! C! u9 D( I% B" L
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 3 S* o+ `: X% [( B" @) f
" u2 K( w$ x6 x$ @% p ?3 s
Eight woman八婆 7 ^0 S6 N1 s- u$ x
4 b* \& N5 H' C+ j* D |$ L( U, R' e- t
Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
& g4 z1 ?* v |
4 }+ E8 ^# O/ q6 ?King eight egg.王八蛋
( E1 O) r5 K& x5 t9 Q2 {1 k2 u: x7 p4 t" e
Black son黑仔
7 m" t4 n& ?$ m- n4 h4 k4 y2 f5 D3 O8 \1 h& z5 _+ M* P/ y
Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
$ I' ?6 R% I- N/ I' m5 d, _, o! q
; i8 T" d+ o' BWear grass著草
) T% Y. z0 p5 y! b/ B8 U7 N- c8 D6 w( d7 u5 J6 N
I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / |: b @ E: |( v: Q! Y4 B
5 m$ c3 \. M- n& e0 s; O5 RI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
7 G& R2 V; x8 l: E m8 k c: _6 A# D
High hand.高手 6 [+ T0 k+ u" k7 O( Z
* N6 ]; R* p2 VA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + E* @/ d( ~# I+ {+ n2 ?8 X
" {+ F/ I. ^+ MTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 d) P! k8 G0 t8 j+ v" g
& I* u) o+ m+ r" v2 M; ^Good mother.好娘
4 P8 s/ }$ O5 _, O' Q8 J
2 W! Y0 `2 S% mYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ( W' D8 K& O7 Q" o' X( F- P
" J N7 X% H8 w3 BOld dot.老點
7 L0 d# g: ]# P5 W8 F; I: ], z' P( c& y9 D# Y. j& q
One old water 一舊水 " L7 @0 @7 T. Q V# _1 K0 f
9 T% N0 u6 t4 g1 Y
What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
3 {* |5 S- `7 i) z3 J+ k
& R/ Z% h6 K3 r2 K* VA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 E9 _9 B' x9 p/ k+ n
) D: S! o. Z) I7 J5 Z- w
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 F* E0 i' ]6 {0 ?$ E8 C! @2 E: Y9 s
: \" l. M: `5 Z) L7 t @
Measure water/Pound water.磅水
2 }% Q) `0 u/ w. R+ O+ C9 E* L
A dragon service.一條龍服務
+ r. D* {4 Y3 u/ i4 |3 |1 z8 G" X7 n1 d) z% W; O7 w
Hold hold water.楂楂水 0 y4 I% o! B; ]) G" }9 C
: z& h5 j4 l1 z, J+ a. g& f
Pump water.抽水
7 i9 A( l3 I; o. E
# ~9 N! F8 `6 k3 Y$ t) ?$ qTwo hit six.二打六
8 Q% z% x4 q6 v% H% Q" ?3 B6 s2 L0 C' e+ A7 Q1 y6 `, g
Two five boy.二五仔 |
|