香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 p1 k9 c( ?7 D, J+ u) Z3 H甘多人死，唔见你死。
& n+ C# \* H# _6 V6 i4 c( \2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 D; R# b8 X; W' H9 U你教我以后点出嚟行?
! R: n9 \3 n) R9 k* O3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 @" p8 X  |" q' t3 a2 _' `
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 6 T1 k5 i) s1 m. l
4 "I saw a pork chop"
* v2 w1 |0 b! l$ {我见到件猪扒啊。 0 L& z: E$ Y; |7 R$ G  [; I$ o
5 Are you road?
  X6 U9 v& r. u4 B1 @你系咪路啊？ " w# u* M3 d# |. W, y
6 What the water are you? 1 s9 e* _5 C5 R7 d9 j( v
你系乜水啊？
. q, F7 E- y8 W9 P- `3 l& }# t7 Do you big me? 8 Y- @- d+ E3 B, v% M9 p. p+ G
你大我啊？
+ K4 H/ l) @# w4 a' c: a8 Zebra chops people. / L* p; {7 b6 I/ n
班马劈友。
( J. Q- x- l/ R  W1 q+ ?# o9 The king of the cutting girl.
: K! U/ ~4 ~: r) c# Y% [+ T界女王。
2 g, ~. T. c& P! c2 p, X10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 o- Y, Q) H; s; w+ l" \
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
5 ~2 `6 n; c% R( e9 Z11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
" O2 M- J% W$ `! k5 V" K7 e你当我无到？
/ f( `  X: s$ |* W9 m12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
% W0 r6 `4 q$ v8 P9 t0 N% [你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 P- U# c- y9 \  x6 M* J6 j" ]13 Today I was very black son. # D( P" K/ r. Z' S, [, ]' K4 x9 x* X
今日我好黑仔。 7 Y/ i! [* ^6 w. @/ [
14 I am wearing grass.
! U5 W2 f/ J# b0 t0 v$ u我着紧草。 . f4 u+ I! W7 n  F7 ^$ F$ W
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
/ [9 w- v7 Y$ ~& v% w6 I你未够班同我讲数！
# t7 E7 z3 P# Q/ |! S  S6 i/ K* |16 Two beat six. " o- }# w. Y" B% y
二打六
! l* C" ~, c" ?  t- g& X! E17 Two five son.
6 e3 ?* ~0 ^" y) e) z0 b二五仔 9 Z  f6 h! }% `# D$ V6 K
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 4 K  Y5 T. m' ?! u
琴琴青 % i7 k/ \- S3 z3 P
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 2 T+ n) `5 u/ s0 C: [
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
9 S' d2 O: G+ t  W0 S9 m  c20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
+ x( ^( K  \4 e) m9 t# ~蠢蠢欲動 。 - \( a! t+ {/ I4 l; f3 Z
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 1 O& ?$ v7 _* }1 T# D( G8 r# @
人山人海 。 ; D& e+ A8 E' m, P* M. ], K
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 7 u! G, w6 `  B- \6 g* W% j9 V
你算老幾?
9 b( B0 F0 x0 K23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 & q% g( H- w. P7 e  _" ]' s* ^% C
你講乜鬼? 7 U3 f" x  v7 S/ D8 J
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
: l5 p( ?( f; i我驚你有牙！
  Z/ C1 w" n# V) o25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ' t6 _) {8 `! ?" L$ K
心花怒放。   
8 ]1 f8 p1 \: L( ?- l: A! KFish skin
0 @& d* [6 F0 w: N% k* \" M) P鱼皮 。
6 g, ~! u8 a9 H7 |1 t5 R* ~, x  CMonster of blowing water.   X- M+ C  k0 q4 L0 k8 |# w
吹水怪。
4 w0 p% ?4 F# w: pFace green green 5 Q; L- w  d# h$ n# @/ _
面青青。 / [" W! T+ N5 M/ N' f" [* q
You see road carefully
9 m9 k5 K2 y4 ?" D' v你小心睇路 3 o8 R0 [2 i( ^2 }. D% A  @+ m
You go to street carefully 2 w' x! D, v" F7 W& C: b* y
你出街小心D。 ( z- ^3 Z- e8 H* d4 j" `
Do the world / l% T: D! E" I0 Z2 J$ z
做世界 。 5 P9 q, H8 s0 @4 N% N
Big tea rice 1 T$ q2 c" ?4 v
大茶饭 。 , P' H3 a# E8 p7 h4 M
American chinese not enough. 3 T" `  E+ y( e( f- k* B
美中不足。
5 y* X; U* h' o$ f6 l- r( wKing eight egg.
8 n7 C0 S+ }8 l2 a! r1 `王八蛋
! w( P6 P5 E1 t/ H$ RHigh hand. " x7 D# D$ w% U) M' s# b+ U$ ~
高手 ; t: m/ r% w, M4 J- t0 Y

% V7 B3 {/ W8 C/ ^( O+ FOld dot.
% W2 l! J8 W0 W( q* h. q老点
7 A5 L% _( X% ^One old water & E- Z+ A/ t" N" q
一旧水
+ x3 p- l- L5 f. YI know your mouse. 8 M4 ~! g; p9 h* N! l- w
我识你老鼠！
, J. X( Q& Q4 [; LMeasure water/Pound water. 8 ]" Y% y* M/ `8 J1 w, N, Y
磅水 & o6 U$ k+ @; \* r5 Z3 Z9 n  O
A dragon service.
7 s7 F6 c7 E" E- {一条龙服务
; m$ G7 B  M9 ^Pump water. ' z# @4 ?4 j8 c3 I* @
**** ( ]: g( ^+ p8 G: n
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  l0 j% w: Q9 |: H- l% Q9 |0 v我吹鸡打你班友。 8 `5 Z% l9 |. T9 |, o4 a# \. K: d
You jump building. 9 F4 Q1 I; w& f/ L
你跳楼啦。 . A$ q* s. }3 I* |' W6 [. U
You come back home and eat banana # f8 C( ^' J2 [) P7 o
你返屋企食蕉啦
7 r! K! c. o4 z* B! `5 ~* C! yI give you a hair.
) X4 y$ t$ v2 q8 T: g( G$ W我俾条毛你ar! 8 N% q/ `$ G. c( G
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Collect skin . \. E& }5 U, Y
收皮
: P" n6 V9 O, D( ?, d7 vCollect father % _) i& Q1 S( Y, y% B: v! y
收爹 & q3 k" C' x& z
You give me collect father. # z3 X. F  z4 u% `3 u/ B  I! @; |7 Q
你同我收爹！
7 d* r3 G1 u8 l& a9 KLaugh die me.
' I7 v& D; s: Z: o笑死我。 , {8 _% p' ]- X) o5 a% \
You give me stop. 5 k& d7 C4 ]) \1 B1 O4 X% m
你同我企系度。 + m1 K6 e% @& \7 |
Eight woman ! f  d; x+ h3 q0 @+ S: R( h" a
八婆 ! L( m3 B# V: X  d! v
Eight woman,you are good! ! U0 R& ^, d; V
八婆，你好o野!
2 Q( h* j8 _& p$ P; PWhat the spring do you do? $ f; ~- y+ C. E2 h! E. v
你搞乜春啊? + I1 L  p( y1 n  k/ z' Z1 i
A dog of eating dung
1 O* d' y8 i% z" G1 E$ ~食屎狗
7 `' G" ]+ v  B- gA ghost of ass % O' f: n- ?& J( I/ z& F
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....0 b/ V7 g0 {0 f& y
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... |, b  ^1 L$ Y4 m! k) ~) m. n
this is not hong kong style english.....
+ z8 }& A. B( }2 j0 lthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....( N2 }0 U' D; ]" R) |5 A. l
i've already ban this shit...
7 k* f" c/ m* `- o9 v/ M& hdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.