港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~7 J6 _/ \/ l$ B# D1 [5 u2 M

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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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, T; O5 W, A( L& a( r; n; C, Y2 qPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 9 Y$ B. i3 j( M, [: Q
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1 s; q# A1 h4 \/ L9 Z' q8 j
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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6 ?4 N& d; I9 N4 g# SFish skin~魚皮 。
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  B0 y4 \9 G8 F  k$ p& p3 U; V$ HFall on a street@@ 。 9 i  p. {% Q5 o4 u0 [2 S
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水' B* Q2 U) \: U7 Y

. O" v5 l" S0 N4 l( a$ _8 m7 LMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 * c' A& l4 \8 O0 B8 A& J
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Blow chicken吹雞
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. U/ J3 A' o6 OI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) Q4 Z$ o5 [1 ^
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ! Z6 v8 w6 y) J5 S, w) o+ W
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
! B6 k% U) m& ]7 Q- M點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " ]" C$ C3 w; M8 {" D5 L+ W
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 G' F4 u' }7 V- z& G) T
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 6 Z5 C3 Z" P1 w1 k0 [! T+ q: I

' Q" z7 D8 r* ]* zAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ! w+ A, g# M% [$ j8 S- X' S, B
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # C1 i5 B; V4 E* ^5 V0 Q- J! P/ _

1 P$ w) d# {6 P$ Q: \; @! lHow senior are you?你算老幾? & u$ T/ Z8 F) P% g  P

5 d- [$ ~; {4 R4 c- k5 o: LWhat the water are you?你係乜水?   k0 h5 k8 R- `" ~! E
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! f4 p! \  k0 {# r

8 @' D  |( u% `! [% UDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( S- g+ x# O0 U- @. ?
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Do the world做世界 。 # f  k8 f4 x0 q2 E
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 - i9 S! Y. c8 G
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 |1 |5 ~. i7 `7 z8 F: T( D" X
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Cut girl 界女
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3 b+ t' B9 v6 {# B2 KThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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: O: \$ ?% x" y; W1 l9 ]: v2 l6 [8 s$ i: RI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 $ I6 `; j; {0 i  ?
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 x7 t6 l( s$ N  A9 y3 H& R. o& g

5 U- z  N+ d4 U8 S( r9 l# o' }Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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/ o; w3 O+ J3 e6 H! L# v$ mLaugh die me.笑死我。 # r* @/ ^9 y9 ^# B: B  v' U, J
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 $ h, s, H$ B# D
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: T6 v, Z' |8 o0 I- n你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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2 |2 C. t, M( B& ^Eight woman八婆 8 D0 h0 ~1 c! S9 P) x7 Y  [' o  {* G

7 M  X! }* g9 B7 gEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 4 i& `" y0 I5 V  X8 X  L1 ?

& g+ D6 R4 O1 b% OBlack son黑仔 / j& _. X1 q- t1 W4 e! k2 @
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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3 D8 {  O7 q/ SWear grass著草 . ?, J+ c) l% w% G# X: G4 R% s2 b

2 B' \# Q( j4 J9 KI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 4 J! \. O6 v$ d. p
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High hand.高手 ; Y: T& p( D" [. m9 v: B" O1 V1 g

5 K& F# S- `5 c  R, S7 DA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : |* c, j/ z) Y
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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! q" n0 u6 Q7 U7 u. V4 B$ EGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ( {+ j  \5 `+ \6 d3 Z

, [: r, o3 U2 e' Q' D# xWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 {" G* N4 x& B$ X( d
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - ^/ i7 K  g5 S% K" N$ x
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 & X6 s7 D7 W1 n; R  z0 G# r

- V: o5 J6 k* a; ^- {A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 $ `8 R6 `+ f. R) [3 Q( _

& k9 m  M$ M2 ^( r& iPump water.抽水   _, `  \; z. l, \$ `2 V1 L
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Two hit six.二打六
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% \9 k' c! l7 H  Z* \( a' dTwo five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳3 W* N4 M4 M. q7 o
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:) X0 j, d( S1 P, d5 I& x& q3 E2 ^
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳  Z" r% m$ v  f$ r5 Q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..# l. k7 Z7 r, k

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直釋-0-

Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。; @5 [) {5 c3 B; D' O
例如：
: l6 e9 J: ~( b, T5 ^$ Zgood rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過2 m# Q. ^: h9 L7 @8 p- D2 `
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。6 \/ t! l. A2 U6 x
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger4 B1 Q& w' q/ Y* t- Z6 m

7 u! o8 f4 `2 H' O3 E我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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