香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 6 C. C3 c9 H" \+ o
甘多人死，唔见你死。
/ _$ B# [' R0 ?0 p9 Q7 B2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 1 d/ q0 ~% G2 g5 ~
你教我以后点出嚟行?
( z$ q! i# O" k; S+ E3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
. H. X5 q1 M# d# G如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
. q0 K0 Z& h* h& A& @( @# z+ i4 "I saw a pork chop"
" ?" V- i+ C; W  m+ T; z5 F; P- t我见到件猪扒啊。 ! N+ R$ F$ V) p  B+ k# h
5 Are you road?
2 w- c, k2 I1 m* @" H你系咪路啊？
3 J, `6 B& H$ x* Z, @' ?6 What the water are you?
; _/ K- d2 E9 c; D  N你系乜水啊？ * G/ e. r- r( j6 x; y" Q
7 Do you big me? . L3 Z' T/ k1 ?% G. B
你大我啊？ % q' [  o/ p+ F% E5 m. l' h4 U* O
8 Zebra chops people. 1 I5 k4 L$ B) Q+ J' m* n& S
班马劈友。 * |2 d  g6 l+ ^! v
9 The king of the cutting girl.
; \8 N5 [, H( L* ~1 i2 Z: E界女王。
/ p/ _& x; T+ c: N" A10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 K$ D, c3 v( M) n9 a7 j批我个头俾你当凳坐。 : R& l/ E8 W; R$ U4 W/ I& y3 Q- |1 r
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
" @: e  l% V* t1 R你当我无到？ 3 b, O+ q$ v0 w) Q. y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 5 c# I9 O* [2 b6 k
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ / M7 B6 g8 \' h; c# I
13 Today I was very black son. 6 T: H1 I0 z" @  ~. K
今日我好黑仔。
, H( U9 l& t+ t( ~4 w- k! k14 I am wearing grass. ' ?+ A7 i, Q) q
我着紧草。 7 ^- a4 O: n% m: d
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!   `% k! I7 G) C. \! J' \( u7 y
你未够班同我讲数！ : X+ k3 y) S, H. N, r
16 Two beat six. 6 Q7 w; j+ M  \+ c
二打六
+ A/ }; y' x2 F17 Two five son. 1 c# O! _3 B* r% W' A& R" x8 @5 A
二五仔
% z% {* h# H6 V/ [: {% y18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ! f! I  X- V- v+ N
琴琴青 $ ]: O$ S+ ]+ R
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& ?3 {) D( u% A3 C5 R2 }我俾D顏色你睇睇！
6 Q3 e' F4 n% n* a" ~20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
7 W; Q( E7 ?0 m: R( r蠢蠢欲動 。
: Z* ~1 H, B$ {9 k; P3 D3 C1 A  i21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 % |' u" o9 h3 q8 F, G6 K
人山人海 。 % x1 z* S  f4 o  [( ^$ W. D# F
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ' Q" k4 z; l! v1 f
你算老幾? " `. b% Z: m  Q
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 8 D" W' M; O1 I% I
你講乜鬼?
& Q$ P5 Q$ b1 Y+ L& X" _5 z24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
/ X* R) E  v: M$ \9 r  S+ p我驚你有牙！ , e6 K& C4 L/ [% d9 q
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
( }) R5 Z3 \# I, y心花怒放。   1 A1 ?* ?/ v  c; S( T' h; o  `7 X
Fish skin
3 m2 p- T; Q  z4 k0 [5 F鱼皮 。
& ^1 M2 x9 \; f3 sMonster of blowing water.
! {% ^1 y9 q3 S& z' \吹水怪。
  R8 N  P& C% k. cFace green green 8 B& o3 f) s. n& _! F3 a0 d
面青青。
9 g! i% `) l4 q$ _0 ~3 jYou see road carefully
  c; q2 Q6 U; x* w5 H: l5 k! {! S5 `你小心睇路
( s/ X; d. l+ p- B. p! ^6 K0 lYou go to street carefully 5 d( i; P9 x6 K) Q% v
你出街小心D。 ; w! _! y% y6 Y! N
Do the world
3 N( I! D5 [# E" T4 W做世界 。 " Z, [. ]5 k) S2 k7 V) \' \0 e# K4 Z; `
Big tea rice
; `& ]7 \( X3 l/ s3 t  R大茶饭 。 7 {# K: N6 M! L  Y6 w  ~& ^
American chinese not enough.
6 u6 u" v- B( _6 q: I& T% E美中不足。 . u1 g- A( I# x# `# |$ T1 \) U
King eight egg.
2 e7 I, Q) z. p. P" ^" w王八蛋 : j* W& u4 r* d
High hand. 6 l( l0 E4 ~5 u9 C
高手
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Old dot. ! K  |$ A. L) g" `) H- w
老点 * |; n6 D* X3 y# r2 [$ U
One old water
# h) A/ J2 s+ |! ?# u) F一旧水 ' k: C# @2 ^8 G7 a% N
I know your mouse. 1 e9 m% c5 Y$ m2 E. j
我识你老鼠！
5 B5 M% t) p& J2 y1 X2 S7 a: ~Measure water/Pound water. $ M) u5 g; y; S! w
磅水 0 h$ @; t- Y, J: H' L( p
A dragon service. ' ]4 @; x' |. }$ d, @" [' N
一条龙服务
$ J2 B8 c! E3 }5 b2 ePump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  b; ]5 B" p1 `" \0 y9 W我吹鸡打你班友。 : N, J& e, H- `- X% `
You jump building.
/ H* b8 Y/ }0 D/ h+ ~% m% C你跳楼啦。
5 s% `6 I" V; P9 c1 `, u0 {You come back home and eat banana
3 }; k9 c; m: F" @3 q- x  S你返屋企食蕉啦 5 z& A- z# @/ X
I give you a hair. ' Y, f/ m7 w1 u1 w; {
我俾条毛你ar! + q/ w* t3 E! z) }
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Collect skin # s+ F+ W3 S! ?8 d. ^* U0 Y" E. x0 g
收皮 ( B+ v# ^, z, \# _0 L* L- s( k* |2 x
Collect father ! E, u' I) k$ g- S
收爹
5 X; h1 w+ P/ m5 R7 y4 |You give me collect father.   g1 y$ A$ }. n  q
你同我收爹！
" q9 g. f9 w+ k( P: X! Z& vLaugh die me. ( c1 {$ K+ V# n+ e! p5 N  z
笑死我。
6 d0 P! e9 ?9 ^# }- t# Z2 N; S: V5 IYou give me stop. ) v- M: I, F: k2 S$ r
你同我企系度。 ( W) W& j# l& N% Y( `0 X
Eight woman
  P/ A9 q' `. M1 ^# m( ^八婆 ) ~9 @. X0 G# D( A+ I
Eight woman,you are good! 8 a- x$ l3 @, Y* @' V' l% E
八婆，你好o野! 1 h( {- N+ V% c8 Z  _# o
What the spring do you do?
+ @7 H) E; P2 A7 Y你搞乜春啊? 0 |/ ^. p1 S! ^, r& l. y, s" I3 \6 i
A dog of eating dung / x3 q9 t/ ^7 F/ ~
食屎狗 * [4 F9 r1 n1 g# k' i$ I
A ghost of ass 2 q& V" [- g* \
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
/ Z, `8 ^/ n: `$ P9 }都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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% g9 \( P! n+ ztotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
$ V" N: {" G, U5 |; othis is not hong kong style english.....2 B/ _3 N$ Z) L! C/ N8 b3 k( E  c
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....% L5 \! g3 X7 ~1 V' L# y
i've already ban this shit...2 ^1 c8 g' }* J' ]* h" O0 a
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.