香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 7 \- ?7 N; l4 }% @
甘多人死，唔见你死。
7 b2 l9 x/ ?* v1 C) A0 {+ ]2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? , _7 d8 ?1 I( l/ T& D
你教我以后点出嚟行? 4 R: O9 d! [" _4 p9 j
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; a8 o! M. p3 w1 e3 N1 p0 X( \如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 % P9 |5 a' N1 |  z+ X
4 "I saw a pork chop"
% k+ [" J1 E$ L5 q+ j我见到件猪扒啊。 7 {" l" S' U& y0 U; H
5 Are you road?
3 B; W: X+ |4 \5 S. h& }# u你系咪路啊？ : E  C) i2 O/ v* A' h
6 What the water are you?
' E0 Y4 a; k8 C你系乜水啊？
. W1 N1 I0 P) V/ @7 Do you big me? 2 w# ^/ h4 g" \9 P  M+ u: i6 l# ]
你大我啊？
* U: m" y" T" v5 |/ B/ ]0 ^8 Zebra chops people. : I) Q0 g4 I/ b6 o5 i' q( ~; L5 E
班马劈友。
  ?% `$ {! U- L& e! d# F9 The king of the cutting girl. " f: c* T; k+ i5 A; @
界女王。 ) K( }4 A& S# \# h9 z
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ; x2 g" r! K0 M
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 % e4 [2 a2 M; }+ k9 a2 I/ {
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* @2 ^( w( N% P3 X' A你当我无到？ # ]0 J& l4 R4 L0 H2 a
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
3 c6 Z& P- m# `0 p9 x! N8 {3 Z& S你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 b% n5 V0 g( P) C0 |
13 Today I was very black son. ' `# @/ ]! K7 o3 l8 X: E
今日我好黑仔。
; R& J' s$ Q& o2 N/ j+ x14 I am wearing grass.
2 C1 k0 |9 T( B0 h6 r+ S/ ^我着紧草。
3 k" [3 N- M/ D! V/ a: [  D15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / t+ l4 S' z  v$ |+ u; l
你未够班同我讲数！ 5 p  M$ i# W& V6 f7 Z% ^+ A
16 Two beat six. . R5 P- z; {: h4 P7 S
二打六
: O5 B) k5 t3 ?: U3 v* u17 Two five son.
% Z2 ^9 G: R1 n) P. \3 O$ M% `/ s二五仔 $ X" _. F0 ?: E2 W
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& m( r- }9 h5 O- Z* g: n' r琴琴青 7 R8 r+ R+ D5 @- S
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
; x+ W( j: w$ R1 A我俾D顏色你睇睇！
* Q6 j3 H: _( Q( z9 @) n7 R8 A8 v20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + W% h# b5 E% a' s; c: W/ u9 d
蠢蠢欲動 。 : {  J5 n7 p7 ^5 k2 d  i9 ~
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ |& t% A( O9 n5 s% `( i: i. F. W
人山人海 。
9 x% V9 e8 y  ~/ E% h. ?22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 # m% a+ @8 S  l& N' Y4 N
你算老幾? $ H7 [% ]% b: f* ?& i# y  Q
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
( G$ c! C' ]: I$ [# w3 j* o你講乜鬼? 0 F( N  D4 G: R7 G# i
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 : |7 {$ H$ Y% C* D3 ^: z
我驚你有牙！ ) Q" g: h. o- ], u9 A" O
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
  q2 C% C- A+ ~1 w心花怒放。   1 m( t  J7 q  J
Fish skin 8 l* u8 o& ]: J) F- [' f8 z
鱼皮 。
! F4 S9 ?- o1 N7 Z: ?: n! e$ sMonster of blowing water.
) `- w7 C/ t8 _' X: x+ I吹水怪。 $ ?8 O* E$ ^7 c: r0 P
Face green green ' I7 e* H; Z7 l4 j8 A7 J: ^6 z
面青青。 * V+ b9 S$ r( O3 q" k
You see road carefully 0 ~3 h3 z* D: P2 K* k
你小心睇路
! T  w  W5 s5 ]0 p1 zYou go to street carefully
& O  a" @( T# b3 w1 o/ D' h3 c& I你出街小心D。
0 G8 Q, Z! S3 D3 X4 EDo the world
7 \; i# ^( Q* t7 u1 R7 k做世界 。
+ C( k* i9 |! x- Q. X9 HBig tea rice ( d4 f* k( {- V4 a
大茶饭 。
) S0 G# Q" z6 r) Q8 t+ P0 P2 p0 ^American chinese not enough.
( U* s( v- [4 p$ z& A美中不足。 . t% K/ R/ ^7 O0 t! Z  \# H
King eight egg. ' H% \) V$ k! E1 D7 h
王八蛋
, l7 U; ^! r; WHigh hand.
" d& N) p; ^! R  t  V$ V* S) z高手
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+ O$ H$ H8 W0 R$ T9 ?Old dot.
- t9 b' c5 c7 s' \- s老点 ! h9 u  U9 c% `( a' w
One old water
1 H3 ^0 o& G6 m& P, r7 F, Z一旧水 ( n; G! g2 h% j- J. S
I know your mouse.
1 O! z1 ^+ B% J2 \$ N' s我识你老鼠！ 3 ^3 u# J" Q6 Q& x- q) s! _
Measure water/Pound water. & }) G8 m; n. G8 `
磅水
) X$ m5 `+ M% M. m% |1 ~A dragon service.
5 [" s- i5 n6 ^; F$ D* O一条龙服务 . z7 A% ?) N3 B6 \4 L' f" p
Pump water. 1 w( m4 f" z- F' E& p+ {6 T  |
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) ]  F  \/ M0 O
我吹鸡打你班友。 9 w; u, v# t7 j; u" H
You jump building.
# {. q9 p/ ^, ^$ O$ ^& I$ `你跳楼啦。
' ?9 ]. g9 A, n; M! vYou come back home and eat banana
& C- ^0 _/ v$ I& r% y5 a4 R8 E你返屋企食蕉啦
. }! D1 \) a8 X) N: d( GI give you a hair. 8 M' b+ m  P. t3 T( k, o& n0 m7 e
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 8 p4 p' ^+ r5 ^3 H6 l
收皮
# t* s, H7 X# O  ^Collect father ) f1 V, H) a4 K1 m) N2 n
收爹 ; p2 v/ ]7 y( ~: S
You give me collect father.
" f" B" b  T" `) P' R你同我收爹！ & K0 W+ S% \% `* w
Laugh die me.
3 g" ?! J2 f( ?: }: N: _' K笑死我。 1 @8 L  p: b" p
You give me stop.
) k& B, l" s2 ~, m  f2 g2 x: V你同我企系度。
4 G" ^% L* n# A) ^$ z$ GEight woman
: _8 G4 ~( P1 v; f八婆
6 c3 r1 }+ J0 Q: EEight woman,you are good!
0 N( Y- B1 z; H) ?% A( x. N八婆，你好o野! 0 O# \6 [  j( `: |8 \
What the spring do you do? 3 V0 @& s9 f: u& x
你搞乜春啊?
" Z4 ]* |+ y, X: h3 FA dog of eating dung
/ V+ p; u- l) |5 L食屎狗 2 ^+ k; J' a; O( K- o
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
/ C" l1 J8 g8 _* `& d9 K0 g都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
6 ]) V, N% O6 Q2 a1 M. qthis is not hong kong style english.....0 x8 ]# y  e1 g* w* |; q4 g9 C
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
. j2 ?5 d* X9 L  Pi've already ban this shit...
7 [, o5 i2 l! kdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.