[English]: Jokes..

小强

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3 G1 [+ t5 M- n! ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 P, d' k2 s" C5 K# m8 w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 b3 o' s, _; |+ ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" x: V& F( \0 ]+ }$ K- ?: R# F5 Qa.They give like hell.
8 `, r: Z: g6 g0 r" qb.They do not yell.% `, B7 `% ^9 `  i  d3 i
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! U1 [; E( h/ Y& ?% B' z
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ u/ |( @5 f0 A) \, P
- a SPADE to bury him!
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* h& W* H" F' H$ u( s; @  [; I4 d* K, p& |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# s, B* a9 C, j. z: A- U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 {, i0 p) a2 v+ M! k, zThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ d8 s# p; V9 y8 IThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 M7 q6 ^; d7 p6 r9 T1 ~, A, u; K' N
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 H3 j0 _$ g3 r0 CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, k- W5 Q' b0 y8 ?, L* G9 \
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ F7 S( d( L$ P' {: F  M) T3 F
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great