[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ |6 N5 p5 W7 b7 i. h  {. K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 V: m6 i3 c0 {; P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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' N5 d8 ?7 p# E) {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* C+ Z4 X1 A3 b, @- t. X
a.They give like hell.
$ m2 j" A9 ~' \7 c: Tb.They do not yell.
- P4 B1 _: q1 o8 Hc.They do not tell.0 Q0 e2 m/ O7 X/ ~' r: N; \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- o& H9 r3 F0 I$ G: D0 Y+ y" U

4 p: Q3 W7 \9 f* X$ e- T2 z' t# m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 k) b* Q$ G" \' O6 j  L
- a HEART to love him,
- _$ ~4 W3 d6 c- a DIAMOND to marry him,& F+ w* T8 o& z- O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ ]/ W  B5 f. ]) s" I
- a SPADE to bury him!/ X! U- x* P  r. p, f

2 ~  w  v' f# B: a4 T4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  S1 M% j/ f; K7 W! ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' s% Z. |! i/ P5) What is the strongest muscle?( J- |/ t2 {+ `8 A' ~9 D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) h: c1 R: H% Q2 v1 ]$ }/ B
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 P7 E/ j8 `' ~+ R1 I8 C; A' s' o
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 P8 D* e9 r5 Q4 |6 }1 ~  a& y0 @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) `% N' Q! h9 w, vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
0 @/ ~8 B+ `9 r9 r5 Qkeep it up~~5 v1 W/ R1 z) @" g1 ~
cheers

maksim2046

that is great