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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~+ j! H$ G) R. Z3 j5 T" E1 G
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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2 w+ `" y0 L: |! j2 G( z# rPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 E# A# A- o( q, k$ t
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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2 D( D7 h2 R) x+ K0 cYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ! [( l1 q4 u( e6 ?& m% A2 e1 n
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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' y2 d$ T7 k- \4 o; aIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 . W- F+ [4 i8 c2 k* F
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Fall on a street@@ 。 / B; p9 p$ s6 W' j3 n. t# u

# ^$ A8 }# X' h- l4 _2 Afall on your street.""你個"K" ) i, S; |2 f2 `1 x0 V
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Blow water吹水) k( u. ~, r8 F; w" q
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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2 X& ?0 D! z4 Z% h1 h. e7 cI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # N+ ^! \; p* m# v
我吹雞打你班友 。 # n2 b6 w7 j. j# U0 a8 K
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * v/ r7 c; q5 R7 g$ C% \2 ~

0 W+ s/ c; {& e0 d5 v; `1 q8 @Face green green臉青青 。
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( t7 V! l: w0 b6 ?+ }: _1 Q"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) G" [/ H: x- i, v0 i& \點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 9 x6 S; k: u+ z& b- o3 r
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 + ?& |  U7 M& Y2 ]! g' u4 ]& @
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 # }' ]' A/ j* {6 n, M+ o4 T

/ O# R9 o% }0 g* A1 Y6 s  h& aAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ' }; U/ f2 m4 u% d  r

$ c. W5 d. I* U  _( V! ~5 _& [Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 9 R% m2 n6 q' Y, V

2 e7 T- ~& S- hHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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5 r. b7 F$ Q& ^. U2 `6 u) Z" ]9 }What the water are you?你係乜水? - y$ I4 J6 U; o% B8 u$ K
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 1 X; [0 P# L6 U* G, R9 t0 K3 J
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 m" G' z5 U3 ?, }$ M& N
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Do the world做世界 。 0 m8 o( U/ H- d2 G
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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# c5 ^- j. O5 ^8 W, e0 I! iWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; d  a  ^; |+ k4 B
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Cut girl 界女 " G- M1 L- t  O" M
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ q0 _  W1 a# }8 Y2 r
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! / v" k/ R( v/ b

2 u9 ~0 o/ z* |! W" JI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! % w4 o+ y' X& E

+ f0 l. a' q9 [6 s; r3 |Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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  y: A0 g& l  k0 A7 ?5 H: j8 q+ }Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? - r5 X5 O/ P8 g+ ?; S# o( {4 h

) o5 K* G" e  j7 o; VLaugh die me.笑死我。
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1 k* b+ z" k% e: ^# ~You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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# i+ B- C! f( U+ V: l5 ZAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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, d. L. [& ~0 F+ z) {: yHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 % S& d( u7 _0 U$ \3 K( h. o

3 `1 P) o4 Q3 U: ZYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
/ ^; L% ^8 ~' u你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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0 |% ^, C: y% {% t$ sEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ( D, n" z- k5 e6 ]5 }, l
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King eight egg.王八蛋 1 j, M- A  S; s( C' Y
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Black son黑仔
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; e# ]2 n# E7 EToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 1 F+ ?/ @9 E  Q8 o+ v' P

2 K! [/ \5 k% B9 X" }' H( `I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 , r& U* }* u* s! d( D& |4 e
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 P& T& r1 [- `7 @" }2 m! R2 L8 bHigh hand.高手
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4 \" [  U) L% Z4 H: R8 U- PA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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. a) D: p! O4 ]8 g- \! e1 @To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! / d* ?5 d% |5 L, k/ G- p

2 {! `8 l5 N3 `! Q3 sOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % v2 J2 s$ S8 {5 W

- b. g7 P6 e, E  N$ TA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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! k# s5 x5 n0 s6 U0 SMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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0 B: {3 d& z' t( lA dragon service.一條龍服務
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. l6 U+ @/ `1 V7 RHold hold water.楂楂水 6 H. H$ H" i) g  [8 _& T, a% Y8 ]" q
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Pump water.抽水 9 t9 X8 f9 c# p3 D
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Two hit six.二打六 % [5 O$ `$ a# }- ~1 R: Y

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This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2 ~$ {# {5 ?4 J# R
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
2 q+ ^& v( q8 H, T4 ^I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...; P( u; T! v. G, p
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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+ j( O6 j1 ]0 ]# f/ Q6 Z, c7 f" A直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。2 H* }9 T$ v/ I2 B
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
0 q$ k3 G0 w3 ?. |6 v$ v6 q+ G. }最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。4 j( \5 S4 `: @' x+ ^" v) C2 Z
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger/ A  q( Z2 T7 `: T! p4 n

8 Z' g5 z  p; l2 U3 D) }$ S6 R8 P我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! / J3 H. N/ r' g9 ^) S, b; H
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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