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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~4 k9 z  D0 B' R! d/ }; u5 J
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(轉)港式英語 3 s0 o$ R" P# z1 `0 O

, J. B8 X6 Q1 G; N; W1 q& }0 PPiano piano green 琴琴青
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ; T9 m, }, V: w0 u

/ g  _# R0 U) |You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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, i5 }: \5 [) E6 C  p, GI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! & I7 H5 X( Z, E

- ~: q9 m% G, O9 r0 c# bIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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/ h# f1 e' `- v" k% X" rFish skin~魚皮 。
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9 l/ G* H# I: ~  G& Y: z7 w7 HFall on a street@@ 。 ( ~: B& V" s1 F6 E4 s! V) |9 P; k" D

0 z0 \% K& `+ \fall on your street.""你個"K" 6 u, l! k; r& S; k  }; j
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ' q, Y. o, {: t; I1 b; z

3 V* k+ E* B& |6 vBlow chicken吹雞
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( W1 g/ ^8 |6 Y: e1 e2 O" ZI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 h/ x$ N: K; x% H4 ]/ ^
我吹雞打你班友 。 9 G, N$ }; j# p

; p- p! j9 W; O. g4 jStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * P; ]& M- o6 X1 U6 L

- _$ @5 x0 {5 uFace green green臉青青 。 : w$ G5 a" z% W2 P1 {

. Z  D, S/ n' |, f) T9 p  a"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
# O# y1 f1 p9 |& R6 Y點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ! [, ~  [% W. [1 r% d4 Y
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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2 d& m& B+ A, c+ v/ L$ _8 ^1 ^You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ! Y- W6 T+ J% {3 S1 t0 f* ^! U' ?8 f

7 w+ F3 h: J; J9 x* XPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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" T0 s! j- X; P% w, [' ?Are you road?你係唔係路呀? / R2 b3 {0 I5 T! r

/ O8 a2 K7 N8 jEat banana食蕉 : S# L. I% y6 ?8 E
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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( e, n/ _( Q$ r' z  \How senior are you?你算老幾? & T0 H3 g2 V, h! _: c" o8 ?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? + x) ~- F  z' c

& x2 a, ~! |! n0 DWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ) ]2 i8 w* |3 [+ O1 Y0 J

3 o: ^3 d" S% t! zDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % p" ?2 i! T+ F' S! q2 s
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Do the world做世界 。 5 j1 Z) T* D- H- d0 |, u+ v* h

6 ^! E. `4 [% ^4 qBig tea rice大茶飯 。 + p. y) V! E4 M: _. @7 Y

! @+ ]: W# ?5 m( SWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , ~$ r" `6 [7 b3 v" W: \+ m
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Cut girl 界女
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" q) q6 e) `( v, LThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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$ ?+ z/ J9 }  k8 A+ _4 z% {Collect father收爹 1 A, q2 z+ G: o( g$ Z
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 u/ b% ?4 N; i+ m# a: k
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? " \" V; N1 h$ @% p0 b$ X! e

, E; [+ x. _- z( F: {Laugh die me.笑死我。
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1 I  F) o9 `- A9 K+ u; _, z) d5 tYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' t. J4 A4 D. j+ f) T1 s

2 ]' I* J# \- x6 k$ yAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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) Z+ S6 K4 N% D& B8 z/ RHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' ]5 Y9 {* \9 y' H# y3 Q
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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" ^4 C* X& s( I9 @2 z4 M* @1 @, Q% dKing eight egg.王八蛋
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# z$ t+ l& F$ H- J( f" [Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) k) J6 ^4 g2 t! o# |) W2 h

; b2 j1 w) M, S6 |  N& h* |Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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) }2 c! h9 [( S2 c$ vI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! : y1 M1 n2 `5 r8 X3 h$ g1 R
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High hand.高手 8 ~4 }" f& |( B
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 : h8 f9 v0 t5 z" N0 Z6 L
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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" y. X; s" H9 M: S/ L; q$ V- v( mGood mother.好娘 / Y( T( O+ N7 ]7 H: b1 x
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! $ M( f! M6 r. p

1 S& [- r" L3 A; Q( eOld dot.老點
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, {, J6 L/ K) `. R& qOne old water 一舊水
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6 I$ g1 K" p- v2 Z2 LWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 4 ]8 V. o3 }, k( c1 o, T4 E8 x$ S

( c+ d4 X& \% M6 PA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % N) |) M9 A" H/ \  \$ E9 G( x

5 Y- [8 w9 f3 n3 L, LA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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' O0 X/ ]# D( L8 g" xMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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8 d0 z1 P3 L0 ]A dragon service.一條龍服務 : w9 R8 s# p- j3 `
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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8 M) Z+ K3 j. L# \Pump water.抽水 8 U" y% V; w8 V8 D' x* F9 B" [

- D9 q# g( Q9 `1 i) `3 b0 m* _Two hit six.二打六 6 b: M2 o1 {) ~# W

  }9 s1 [( V% ^. rTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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' a* E6 b$ @6 S4 J9 T7 fyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳( P" @. D  R- B4 I) c8 P
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, J! J7 D& A, P  c+ k" t5 {I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
# i, \. `! H# W% H最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。: ^( G+ S* \3 O* ]" P' |
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger8 [- s( y; r6 ?" K

* E  L6 g/ O# L/ j我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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