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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : J: P6 k* g' Q& P; @0 ^9 V" G
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! / b% `* L% F% H1 w& ^
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 G$ S. Q- E: A- x5 h
0 d5 I' V0 p6 A7 u2 cIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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6 O+ K& V: Z8 ~8 a, @% r6 K/ G+ _Fish skin~魚皮 。 + E0 ?* K$ y# y% K2 v# R
# {) \. z/ ^7 h: M9 P; KFall on a street@@ 。 5 ^4 G& S( ]% l" H4 \
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fall on your street.""你個"K" # M/ M# q, R E& r
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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0 l6 k7 `2 V) `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" Y+ s$ _. I* L0 t- q# r我吹雞打你班友 。 % r- l# j$ d5 s/ V" |
7 z5 G3 J1 {' `+ O% x8 Z9 dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & H6 P. ]+ B& N: g# q
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 a+ A: E( v. B6 P+ t2 I
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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3 |2 ?, u j: E# r. L ]& h! iYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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2 i- M. a1 e z/ Z& AYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 * `0 A. r/ b" c# U0 o
4 b; Q8 G; o. E# rPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 2 Y6 P( H8 o' ]% b, P4 z" Z
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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% ~4 e- {8 Y4 sYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ) ?3 r# ~) ?) |, J7 Q; ?' }8 O
6 V9 N, g+ u. i5 j5 Y5 fHow senior are you?你算老幾? : q7 f" v1 @4 p5 }6 E7 @7 e; V
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 4 i; v6 f. I6 z) r' T
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 5 t: @6 p9 z( k% W; _) B" H# i9 b
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Do the world做世界 。
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4 J" d: k( w3 S" XBig tea rice大茶飯 。 6 Q; q5 p# @- C3 f& v' O
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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4 f! q. _4 M, g, r. V/ BCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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; s& g4 q0 O. f( i( ^Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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; G+ t3 A$ Q6 |2 J& L2 JCollect father收爹 3 L* `/ _5 h; M
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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1 U O2 Z9 d ~3 l: b" j3 WDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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- Z$ O; R4 y, S9 H& t! y2 h7 R8 iLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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+ V* b, m4 _7 C5 [, A2 uAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' _( s, u/ p! ?1 J8 l
$ N! ]; P0 N7 J& q6 P DYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 2 f( c- s9 K% N8 M% ]
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 3 B/ r1 ^. ~) ^! b9 o
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Eight woman八婆 3 p3 x$ h3 H1 B8 D/ l1 D, d1 ]
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ' v) M1 d1 J6 Z# p3 M
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King eight egg.王八蛋 9 @ g0 J( v) c, T
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Black son黑仔
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3 h, x* G& _' K8 o4 A- W4 v1 ZToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 \3 O: j9 }+ N$ _$ j* r
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 " j. W5 H6 `8 Y9 D: _( a
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / n1 |2 `! m2 R2 t* ~
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2 \% ]- V$ k: D9 S: t' m: j, L0 \You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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/ v$ w+ M" Y9 v* B9 AOne old water 一舊水 : p1 n4 v5 r5 C- j8 M" J; \
2 W ]* S( x7 Z+ x2 Q5 KWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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, ]+ i' F% k4 b' S) \2 YA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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2 X5 R# f$ f. S6 R( FA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 % C3 u3 d3 F$ K! ?3 [( S
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Pump water.抽水
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3 i/ F6 V& l1 `7 n$ ]Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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