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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~6 T* w- b2 j/ S. }( P
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+ |3 b: E' z7 C. ~1 m, o0 JPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。   t7 O7 `3 V8 `, i6 {$ O
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! " c, j' p+ e' E3 F& U* [

& v) B$ c/ O* h" `7 wYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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: s' [6 A- P& @I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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/ K0 \: O! \5 JIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ; n5 g! n) y& i3 z
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 - w1 Q4 \4 \& z/ M( `' y! p

* B: ], K6 p6 ~2 f( R; r* R) Gfall on your street.""你個"K" 1 W/ D- I% Y4 W& w$ b
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Blow water吹水6 h/ E2 j: M/ Y) K* i" Y

) Q, x! a2 o& u7 r0 ]Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , Y/ z  d4 S' C; W

' H) N" T( o- P- ~Blow chicken吹雞 ; v% {+ B* \3 @5 D5 X7 X& [
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 Y6 W. u7 ~" |2 y8 `
我吹雞打你班友 。 2 d1 w* v+ ?% l$ {

) M! z9 p: {" U  j. DStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' @- ?/ y& M. \$ O5 V0 u+ L; |6 C
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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- ~+ @/ [# P2 I: N) ~) NYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 2 P; D3 S1 B+ t: i% N1 ~+ i

6 t3 F8 c  e; P( A. [8 W- yYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( u% ^' ]9 u1 n# C  B  ?4 J8 J" [
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? $ V  m+ h9 x- P. k! o

7 R( T- @' f% Q( D3 `' K3 |Eat banana食蕉 9 ?" J4 C1 ]& a3 O& [8 e' }
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? * O  p9 Z* `1 t; T5 U1 D
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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- J; r- j7 J0 r4 CDo you big me?你大我呀?
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6 V7 I% ]0 ~; k3 l$ S% d2 [Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 i" r* r/ G- W% u6 l5 a7 Q

1 H. V! t5 ?( S! T* I' Z* KDo the world做世界 。
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+ n/ @( g  @. RBig tea rice大茶飯 。 1 R3 D" q# A/ |( Y. F
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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: j0 ~+ @3 v% u; i6 MCut girl 界女 ; |% {$ Y! m. B$ [+ w( h4 I

- j# e. y# b4 H6 r) I) _The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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3 W' y$ Z" y9 |$ s0 JCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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% d. P7 D, e! c/ z  t- qI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 8 u; c" c( ^( w0 F
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Collect father收爹
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3 \3 O) y6 x* l5 U! Q" zYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ! s, d: E* S2 ]

' g6 G, J6 T4 XAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) t. S7 Q% M- l+ o, |
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' `5 P" W( B# p$ Y: T5 c  x
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + \/ g' s' l+ }5 V5 M
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 % a( a% r, J* w2 }1 n9 K$ Z6 J
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! : {! w: ~; k$ j5 T# G" r8 ?
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King eight egg.王八蛋 0 M1 ~! A1 Y4 j# T

, a* d4 f( R% z8 MBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 , C8 U( ]" Z( N: L. c2 ]- h( h& k

0 t( N8 P2 i2 x4 L/ P. OI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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" E" G+ z$ C1 R/ b! }9 L0 P$ gI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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/ P  U' _( Y+ @$ g, u- hHigh hand.高手 : G8 c& d# Q- Z2 l. P& r

9 ]* _" ~$ [- t; T, JA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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. A+ a# G( Z' M/ B8 N2 lOld dot.老點 3 c1 p) z2 X* Z& l2 T& E' l! a

' B" k9 l8 S* f$ C4 kOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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7 \7 k; ^. q7 U$ a( T, PA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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3 c; R# Y' Z1 q  Q( X% u9 dA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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+ J# v0 Q. J& j3 n- G- ]( tA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ! J, s6 v3 Z& n2 v4 [" s( D

  o* y5 M9 f* E/ r" ~) P5 OPump water.抽水
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# q. v! R2 c  \- R/ U9 p( l; ~Two hit six.二打六 4 t1 r; q6 _% F
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳& F/ Q# R, T* d/ W4 q$ m7 i. l
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# {3 z" B: F  k' w0 z( X8 F) U9 @3 z
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
9 ~( `8 o, q) M  ud人係連inner都唔識...
) V/ y' b/ Y2 X4 p用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
1 W( J& r& G0 o# t2 }3 n例如:
# l  C& P. b8 \8 U3 n2 l, D6 ugood rope 好索
有d以前睇過
2 v4 j! E- m/ G% L最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger; ?. T5 w& S% I; J( n' d
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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