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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  8 N. \0 c: k+ b, Y! V# d8 h" l# f
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, h2 Q2 E. {; s1 F' Z5 L6 Y(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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2 ]5 y( P! |4 F sI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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) S; Y. z$ Y9 [! Z# k3 b* P" c& LIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! $ A% X8 Z; u& ?! d
9 S* S4 Q3 J: N0 o: ^/ J% OFish skin~魚皮 。 & v' i4 \3 [3 V4 U6 i- T
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Fall on a street@@ 。 7 t2 ^0 M" f# p1 \" p( S5 z2 o
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fall on your street.""你個"K" * f. A$ P/ f1 M; L0 {3 B, b
# f! _5 m, V. Y: y' V. _" J: DBlow water吹水
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& R0 |, D& S; I7 [Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 0 D( s, ]8 z/ e4 x
# X) o( u4 P* Z# xBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 l- f$ \/ b- f2 A: G
我吹雞打你班友 。 + S& }" _$ V1 |: S5 G
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / e& ?( V) z/ G3 E4 ^
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 9 {& R, x" ?/ o; D# s5 B; O5 h
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 4 G! j1 [5 _5 x/ T
4 ]3 n8 X4 J* `3 l* xYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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0 n. I* A7 d5 ]5 {$ D7 \3 L3 ]# G4 WYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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E6 t7 l( Y e/ w9 j) ?+ x6 [8 cPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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3 B. c* I& M \5 K" }6 I# bYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + p1 J8 r$ }. N$ d* ?1 l
' U+ s t9 f6 ~5 D; a5 vHow senior are you?你算老幾? 6 a( i- p) C7 i/ k, ]
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? - ?$ N- D2 J! `# j" _! v
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + R: F' @$ ?' n/ w+ m) {; @+ z
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Do the world做世界 。 - V: b9 k9 Z3 R
" Z" A9 L5 R2 ~ eBig tea rice大茶飯 。 % Q) X/ b4 T: G6 o5 e
) v% t/ f, Z0 _9 z" ~1 q# PWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ) s0 N: L3 p) ?- _
2 M1 C- [3 x7 i" YCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 8 j* _7 K; n7 L; `
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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! | y* q" \8 k) S5 ?# |3 n" `, mDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2 D0 o. x* H) K! O0 ~6 GLaugh die me.笑死我。 . q5 T# D; Q# Q1 u
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 - D" K3 m/ a7 e- f* E% a. Y% m0 F* l
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( s& Y, _. n; b$ B5 [" M- e* zHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. - ]' m# ~# r: `1 }1 S
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! G. k2 G9 r8 I- l3 E6 R
7 U3 g {: B- Z( b1 F& ^# `& j. BEight woman八婆
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8 I" Q$ R. W( T; ~Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 4 Y5 u- s! [. e% P9 m; K" P- j+ f
) ?8 H, ~9 M' W+ pKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 ' {) a# f# h% n8 C4 V7 m! Q7 P
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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2 ]" b( H0 ?- {6 xWear grass著草 % x# B% F9 \8 D; r+ b5 [
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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- B+ q: T- {4 Z gI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 s# g3 F7 n8 |
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 1 [$ l& n+ [! d2 `4 R* F4 M" t
5 k) P1 d$ M( g5 }Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 + I/ @7 C( u5 N2 M! c5 m8 H
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One old water 一舊水
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" F. J9 K$ @) A9 B2 m( `What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 S% `5 p! D: [! u
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 Q5 S7 o3 n# I) j6 @& }- C
' o3 K5 l3 u8 m3 c/ Q. ^7 @( B4 QA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 ]7 l" Q6 c# w& m$ q
2 E' H3 y/ b5 |# \Measure water/Pound water.磅水 # L, W) d6 z! Q7 _, n8 z5 Q$ y1 O2 k
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 - [/ e9 E' ]0 M
8 P$ v# x* m8 t$ A3 w$ n; r( LHold hold water.楂楂水
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Two hit six.二打六 3 Z* K& {# b+ o0 ]
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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