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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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/ P0 K! V& T: g) c, K0 XPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 6 v$ `) a& N  h7 `0 x6 U8 H
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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; e& l0 c& @& _/ `) V$ RI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! : O  V5 u$ ^  |" q; k. O
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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9 m% Y) G( }! d1 F6 K% P. zFish skin~魚皮 。 : T: `9 K* m6 G$ n
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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8 e& k0 ^3 \+ o1 d9 p$ Y- |fall on your street.""你個"K" " N) E  N# F7 c; ?& Y
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Blow water吹水3 Q5 z; a& f; c5 R' ^4 h
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 D0 W) Z. x* y
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Blow chicken吹雞 / Q  w& u1 }! ^) [, J% S
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , Z5 }/ a( c. b; g; v- C
我吹雞打你班友 。 9 w4 R1 J' c4 F. L
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' M. y" p9 w* r1 U8 h0 |

; N3 y# c6 x- \: }& |/ E1 i, NFace green green臉青青 。 " q; K& W# v7 {" x, q
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
1 A( Q3 J( G7 b) k! X# H點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # ?; w+ l" t  u* Q6 m

. S1 d* U+ D6 c0 d+ C" M- OYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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8 P0 B% [0 h  Z. F. v6 l6 hPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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. r& `- m0 H6 ~+ V3 S( c; MEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 h$ e* v9 b8 a% ^! ?

8 N1 H/ W4 }1 zHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? # _2 \# h. E6 ^. h! E$ D
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? " H% R3 \3 Y. ?$ |

) P  q4 }. Z$ G+ _Do you big me?你大我呀? ; C0 B' {0 S' J3 K7 U3 e# K

9 e- y  ?3 O6 P# c& W, z9 aZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 {0 Z  g# z8 S7 d" T' b# j1 S
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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$ _: B+ ?5 v' WWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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, g+ N: ?1 r& O# m+ Z* `" XCut girl 界女
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& ?0 p, ?; X( J+ l2 WThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 R- H8 h, O2 y3 F+ o6 D/ R
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!   r+ t3 y, _+ L4 [3 T% o' A* [$ I: j
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! $ H0 I/ \, U1 J( q4 P* K

" w5 ^; W( Z7 mCollect father收爹
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5 Y) k, I# m) t, t* ^You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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1 B+ l/ E4 P) e1 hDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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; L1 k( c# S4 N) g+ ALaugh die me.笑死我。 - c" m1 g& H6 P: K9 [0 M  V# Z

0 o# |8 O& K3 I# g9 o  p+ JYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 & p0 |$ Z+ x+ m; F8 V( ?7 [

* L) J% ]% ~( T: Z" lAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 # w; c3 M1 B8 q* S
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' a1 D% i( J1 k# {: P7 l

; o. ]: s( ^, pYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 6 g& \( H& U3 U5 _3 f& b  t% s
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 9 X; p$ j0 ]3 Y' N; C
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Eight woman八婆 1 X9 Q9 o" S. q( ?8 q) e( {0 v
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! $ y6 f2 w% K# k. [$ H
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King eight egg.王八蛋 0 J1 b# W7 k/ j, J+ ~8 a4 ]

) m8 b  O! _8 {" gBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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: _  U$ M1 {$ PI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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7 n1 e7 A3 [  k; _I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! + [2 C- [9 [) \8 z5 }& N. L
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High hand.高手
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' L5 G* U" Y% z2 Y' c! LA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ! i2 H# ^3 b0 _# T" o

' p  |# p! _, X) gTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; @. Q: F- P- z! W% z- b: @
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Good mother.好娘
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+ F9 X* p6 E6 F. JYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 . I  p7 j4 I! y' ~0 M5 \

: k$ B& w9 n" R" s8 uOne old water 一舊水
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9 N6 _6 B5 o3 uWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? % r4 T; s/ C* j0 t

! f$ K- M3 Y! y6 H! `9 ~" @A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ( d( O' e. E, n1 i7 _0 V6 e5 B

5 T- N4 L! |  q' N6 W' s. S8 nA dragon service.一條龍服務 + K- e6 m7 |. e
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 8 T7 ]+ j6 n: F' J

4 ]* Y* H5 w3 {Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 7 m% h  z( C& T
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
# Q5 J, P# ~$ Q; `" ?+ CI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:4 I/ j2 q4 N! O. ~0 C" p
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
8 H) [. J# Z# p+ qI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識.... w. u3 P# v2 B+ g6 [3 D- ~
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。6 R* w  {4 s7 q. z4 p. [
例如:
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有d以前睇過
! h* W" q6 m3 i' w最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger0 `) L4 W( @- z2 @1 g9 O. f
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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