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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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* N$ d; Y& B1 u. t; I+ g; `I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 3 O- O. j. K m
& u8 |- B6 q+ q) p P6 LI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ( K M/ {6 U2 E) J4 j9 _: M$ P
& q# K8 F: D. R' J: U. @If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! , O9 c L. E8 d6 v* K, X. i8 h7 j
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 5 V5 q! ?7 L6 ~) y; R3 K% \( @: n! C/ j3 t
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ' _" c1 V" @1 @
' i7 j+ g4 j) l" @& C9 ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 ]6 n5 Z7 _! I: s! o$ y我吹雞打你班友 。 " M$ G7 M9 N9 |
- H- U3 z0 _( i, gStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # G$ t) a/ H7 ?" X5 i; W$ e
: x' I R* Z- M& t8 o7 g2 R; EFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - k; ~8 r1 k8 m I2 P- B) E7 r% l8 N
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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/ y- |. e. C: _6 V5 lYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! }' L( d+ h# K' S. e
7 E$ m8 z( p& [' }! qYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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" x3 T5 r- ^+ Q% `2 A( F& w$ ZPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ! c& @6 I. U2 g
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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6 H$ E! q, y6 E6 w1 q: P2 \Eat banana食蕉 : c) b+ {4 y$ Y4 E
" P- J4 _1 Q" ?7 X5 O+ x& w- iYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 : J, X; t& j$ ?. K
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 6 B! K" q: P' D8 X- Z, C% Y; X
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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, v1 t6 Y2 O/ GWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 6 h+ F. L j& q# ~$ h* z
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 " R* Y7 }1 X6 C" l R5 A" c
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 - b8 h. z/ i2 k) w2 V
/ N: `) G8 w) K3 a2 Y% @What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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/ ?) y2 K! D9 rCut girl 界女 2 p% f# J) a. _" c- K- X. w' D/ A
2 f5 m- T1 k D3 z0 I }4 N$ f- hThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 0 c2 t7 L* P2 q' _1 I
% X6 x; j5 ?9 a4 \I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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7 t5 e* e5 P* @$ ^' A WCollect father收爹 3 {' f4 g% a2 M# K& ]" B
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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D9 I: z3 v! _7 Z WDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 3 u2 o! ~8 f b2 _' y4 ]
: |; | [- G6 \5 ~8 e7 R0 J3 QYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 f! ?, y1 G W& N( {/ q0 \
0 T e' z) A. C9 }American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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7 z& t i+ Y( t! B) Y" ^Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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* o }- e( t- @' r Q& L+ gYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * U: c' s7 Y8 s+ A
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ) \( x9 r: l }* S r+ v
& ]# K. R5 m' ?, j: q$ mEight woman八婆 ! W) M6 x" U9 t0 b+ Q4 q: F
# Q0 Z; w5 {! \! l0 n+ C( JEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 0 F) P3 F- @- l" j# `/ c+ t$ N Q W: }
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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9 ?3 Y1 P1 k6 F7 E, bI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 0 ?( `% }% z6 |* ~
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High hand.高手
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& C) H; `& n6 C& ^+ DA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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?' T' {, `) _0 K' I: Y5 |- TTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% A! P$ t' v; E9 b9 hGood mother.好娘 $ a3 k" V5 T: |
0 P: s$ J2 G. r/ x) l5 x- s% YYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # ]7 P+ a8 _9 r1 C j7 }' r. B5 l
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3 l) @5 b( e6 b+ W! iOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? + D, C) Q7 N" \* U1 A; ~3 S q7 g9 { \
' `% [: Z) w* `/ `, g' NA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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5 o1 P& }6 {9 u* _/ H1 |A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 s" C4 p, D; A# F0 @
) I* |" C: ~1 e( h1 f% TMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 # Q- l0 W v" I& d
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ; Y. }9 ~! Y; ^% }7 x: f
" f4 P" p5 d1 jHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ( k! `5 }1 R: m4 M9 B7 e
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Two hit six.二打六 ' n* ]. p: P r; u/ x. g
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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