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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  1 ^ j$ v; i# i# S' ~: W! f
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 `% Z$ `+ y/ T6 P, X
V6 O. H6 Z) m# p: |" K4 oPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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) w0 R% M7 W6 a( r- p+ yI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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. U- w; M! Y* L/ d* s+ rYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 3 ^3 N. ~, L1 j5 r
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! , g( n) v# s4 S* F4 w, R& ]
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 % J- }. W* g% u
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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9 K1 |8 V( B" [4 z, ]8 ~4 Efall on your street.""你個"K" % N* ~: [$ t6 n/ d
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Blow water吹水7 o" B3 O# | e
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 6 m$ ?, y. [! k9 }
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* Y1 s, S5 B' g我吹雞打你班友 。
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* ^, e' ]5 J& m: E kStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " i( i v0 ~1 k" D) Q
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" & }% B& X/ ]+ M/ v" b! x6 R
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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) o- A! i" X: V1 L2 T5 _2 RYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 % }" Y9 P' O% W1 O! `! W8 V
* E* @3 q( j- T. u7 n: [You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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) [1 k4 O, T5 _8 a) d5 fYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 % }/ B o+ @2 o) H' y2 F7 @
; d3 X$ Y. G5 h' A) }+ TYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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, f" ^6 l$ E* }( x5 f( C% l$ AHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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/ ~8 n: O8 ~+ m) IWhat the water are you?你係乜水? . w9 Q; R- L2 q4 b
8 E. E0 B8 O9 W; X; {' C6 VWhere are you come from?你邊度架? " t5 {+ g8 V# w* b) j4 [
( X( v7 E3 w8 I; q1 _Do you big me?你大我呀?
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( \2 F2 A8 i0 Q, E8 UZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 6 y: [1 A1 Z* f3 b6 {
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Do the world做世界 。
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* d8 v) @4 R: b y- V8 XBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) R* W) I+ O# D" Y. U: k
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 `/ h$ w0 ]1 P; T
2 E4 F3 O1 @. j9 x5 x9 I J cCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! * k1 [* ~* ?/ H3 E8 v, A( C8 z
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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7 `, ^% P0 |! uCollect father收爹 * ]; E8 v4 Q5 ?# e% ?
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 W' ^8 A3 G1 W& C8 W+ k
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) a# _& _# C1 c3 s. \
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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! \: A4 A/ ?0 A+ nYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 * h) S5 n+ ]- y/ _1 p3 s
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 j; R, }4 }2 K9 l0 R1 V0 x6 e
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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$ W+ p$ J% g& kEight woman八婆
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5 t. [; ]' I- k, l8 X+ N, U2 L. A% QEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 1 E2 S. Z' i# Q: V6 d% x
) w9 _: `" M! A, @King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 + w* C9 V) {) N5 B* U* K
# m/ H* r$ {; \ l7 X3 H8 k& iToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 N6 {8 @3 D( S$ c- \& a& p
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ( o6 h8 N' w; g3 Q; Y$ l3 _
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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9 }; l0 w' A. @ q+ uTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 7 @$ P6 `5 _- H% p6 T! ~/ u5 _$ P1 F
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Good mother.好娘 2 [. X% E4 M4 b
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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6 O' ?& z# w( S6 MOne old water 一舊水 ' d: x% Q3 M" u y n. x
3 W0 z0 t: c0 D; H1 iWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! T9 \& j9 g' y6 b' _
K. [% }6 D1 }- D/ D9 jA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; E+ P& i! J+ e8 d2 ?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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% T9 B ^* n+ ]/ {A dragon service.一條龍服務 % `$ O. ]: F% p- k8 \1 ]2 W4 x
/ V0 [& Z$ W$ [9 qHold hold water.楂楂水 4 \* W4 W! Z7 v+ ]/ r5 X N3 Y
F' m% G/ f) ^( _. i9 B- @& zPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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