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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  7 P9 _& w3 X# G" @0 T5 }, D4 \+ @
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 6 g* w8 A0 c" M5 o; y# i" W) S0 V
' Y5 I; z. ^2 A& b" z8 [Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) N& m' x2 J, ?- M3 x: Z9 D" c
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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8 x, U( }/ z# x" PYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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5 K$ f2 K1 J1 l0 L/ {+ |4 A* g. J. UI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ! e1 v- s' c4 v- I
2 w' E5 A" m) r2 u- ^9 H# mfall on your street.""你個"K" ! H1 w- [$ V3 D1 ~5 H' g
. b, Y" v! F5 k8 K; aBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " w7 Z+ a/ p0 E9 b; {+ U
/ h; t6 { J% w/ xBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * V. I2 x- z y7 |% o! p' i7 F! o
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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+ F9 X2 v$ l/ d1 H5 yFace green green臉青青 。 ; U+ x- q( [2 V3 {" D+ h% s
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ; G, t4 |2 y+ R/ t- A- w
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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6 z, F3 G$ F$ o) K rYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 3 l, E1 N: a) j4 U% i+ [
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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/ n9 R9 e2 y2 W; W6 f1 J6 WEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( @: s7 y8 ~: g l3 }; A, h5 T
7 A% f- x# \+ x3 ^+ }' j, S2 kHow senior are you?你算老幾? & q0 y+ N! r- Z! D; X
. m2 J5 K+ Z% s$ x8 EWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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) _' o i D' T9 p' cWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 3 A" Z9 q! ^: f6 b; ?& Q: Y
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 . }4 r8 @6 f. {
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? q. l# N% W$ y+ i. s# G
) z7 |* y6 G1 l6 h. m8 i5 N- D) LCut girl 界女
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0 Q: w. g/ l& Q2 Q7 eThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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' A( \$ }# i0 l* @ e- p% v, bCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! - t. d# y+ U# o# `
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Collect father收爹 & E2 A6 f- e) ]. d2 x7 _
+ y* F$ X4 U# v# o/ O# ~You give me collect father.你給我收爹! # ?! W- r: { F; @, V) T) B/ e
3 Z7 ^3 Y. E, q9 p* d1 c/ iDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? , A, O0 h4 Z9 z6 K
( w1 M) _5 H: j4 e. ~! [Laugh die me.笑死我。 2 E+ w. o9 ]" \; e9 l. L" {$ n; b
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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% g4 Q. }+ X4 _; f3 o) D( y$ |American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . K' D$ n L e/ \$ B) b/ |
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 D9 \! F$ a% Y( M9 P7 \
! n# p. j* V$ F& X/ s& [& |You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. & A* U+ l5 }3 q* S
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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. [8 a2 G. y7 i1 Q2 AEight woman八婆 6 s, F2 H: u; _( @0 s! ]; _
$ O- ?* B: ~% E( o- n8 qEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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3 Q) e- \# m$ SBlack son黑仔
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. Q D' h" R/ G; Q$ m1 Q7 \Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 9 Z6 E3 a/ V- W% g* S$ k+ G" s
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) i9 x. Y- a' o* f9 o! J8 U! h
0 f5 |/ r7 n- a0 d; A7 E" ~ II fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 P( g6 \ O% s: ]/ O# ]% |
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High hand.高手 " e3 }9 E& i) [+ O- g& G3 I. q! t
3 r2 p o2 ]) \) H: J \A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 T) B/ r4 G7 K1 s8 o4 w
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Good mother.好娘
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# x2 q: Q/ P: ~0 S) R7 pYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 E4 z8 X# h5 @( M
% N2 _; ~1 I) P) J5 c9 ZOld dot.老點 , Q2 j1 i( D( H% B/ t% ]
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? / u t8 \6 M' H3 V* w' `) N
( F, U' b" O, ^! j: `* PA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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0 j. V: _$ q, r% aA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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4 l8 _$ h, r1 z3 @Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , w9 B& Z" h: L
6 N5 U* P0 r; S0 s: H# AA dragon service.一條龍服務
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: B( [! ], G$ C B* vHold hold water.楂楂水 ) b v. [! B( x
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 . k5 ^, C N) @
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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