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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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2 T. W" B1 g2 B0 s! |Piano piano green 琴琴青 - ]$ E' j! Y; i' H! e
( [9 N [& t4 \" I- L# K/ yPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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% h$ T4 C: L9 T/ F: dYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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6 N ~; ]( o( |- A: I& y$ EI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! . g( j W& U- N f0 [
0 d8 k9 j3 N0 y7 mIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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- q2 |4 s; f0 B# H' O& C2 VFall on a street@@ 。 " R: [* N4 Q% C# l. e
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ( ^) v- |5 A: Z4 m) }. c
( s- e/ y5 Q8 N' _Blow water吹水: K C' [+ q% l! J [- T$ `4 D# a$ }
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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% t( m; p, c# x3 T! H- mBlow chicken吹雞 # A: X- o9 S6 w- ~3 N. x
: E3 Z4 d5 v& z7 fI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 i, y) B: H4 H: x
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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7 g7 J, G) k4 |# A4 jFace green green臉青青 。
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' U" V$ k: P: ? X* h2 _"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
+ z4 {8 B6 [; }0 f點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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( Q J) m9 q3 J: U" b5 q- KYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' w( o; x3 D) G7 s! P
0 B# X Y4 j7 D( ]. V4 [6 K& i/ LYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # \0 O% Q% H+ e" k4 _
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 , w. p4 A8 K" K3 X, g
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 5 U0 e: O( e/ U7 T4 C
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? + r* }2 ] F3 R5 H6 P
! H! k6 w7 P4 E0 |Eat banana食蕉 ) e8 y- U- Q g# Y3 u& F
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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% u1 P- d/ [" X7 UHow senior are you?你算老幾? 1 N, K5 ?/ Z+ j5 u
8 N J" x$ `! }- U3 zWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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* B( F0 l: y. H1 G/ X& HWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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, I' \3 k+ o5 w1 @; SDo you big me?你大我呀? / r8 E/ ?/ O2 }8 Z5 E0 k
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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9 Q3 O- o- {0 @; pDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 4 h/ D4 \" W# [( {3 C7 W1 C
8 j# A" L$ }2 C+ b9 ]% G- `3 pWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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0 q! h9 h: ~! V- ?( [. RThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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$ W* M- @/ _9 u- C8 t( ?I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! + o P" M' q) `! n3 I8 r
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? & S( q9 l( J( l) {: l
* i9 d/ \4 o3 b9 a. P& M! M: U1 \; t: [Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 $ l5 u- X4 ? \/ w" I
1 J) V) ^! a+ X+ T; kHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 - x. e, s! P' r' K& O0 R1 c0 A) r
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 }3 E( {8 `8 O" v* ]" D" ~
: b9 o' f0 W6 ?* b9 [+ nEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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, z$ r2 s3 q) ]2 q3 }Black son黑仔 " c' \( S2 Z+ K8 C0 N4 e6 ~
; |! h* L! e _/ E0 L) n$ t) D5 VToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ; z2 S' q5 _4 I2 o3 p3 X+ g& @
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 $ L3 B) P8 h3 k: F$ W4 l5 f
4 |7 Z0 C8 w1 E0 B: ]8 S: wI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! . u+ Q2 V9 x& K! F, {' @
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High hand.高手 - z0 h6 `6 O4 ~+ V7 G q+ n5 V
, o! C" v" J+ A& f M+ c( CA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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& S/ m3 s2 ?+ \: K* ^& b' FTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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) K n( l5 C% W9 o) AGood mother.好娘 # l( E- X# H. w7 ~) z; s" c
% ^2 U7 b; b" q( @2 e, oYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 1 K- G% q; e. D( \4 x
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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2 m5 x' Q- |) h) l# O5 oWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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0 e& [! O+ n. [A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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) L+ c* m. f F$ OMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 : R& t& k( M# g5 Z& Q
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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- I4 t9 q3 R8 F9 p( H# ?" m* r$ MPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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3 K, m1 E/ y' m5 k6 J% |# T) sTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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