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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 7 i, Z. G, T  v8 u" ^

) r4 y6 _. F) x: rPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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' `! v  w) u5 i: `" [! R, z0 W" xYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? , O4 e' d) K1 N% i/ c3 t
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 / t& Q& ?5 w- r% |

5 ~! U4 M( g8 i: r( IFall on a street@@ 。   q, z2 Z1 u' X
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fall on your street.""你個"K" " r4 s' x& G+ L9 n( h& ]$ G0 M

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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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# d) o* p  c9 K0 jI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  p! k# w2 B- W1 N4 C我吹雞打你班友 。 , U: Q* l7 K. ]/ E/ g$ `3 j

; m  F7 \' C+ dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : i2 J" ~  C2 a9 s5 V
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Face green green臉青青 。 ( q2 ~( W5 f: J9 V

0 O5 [! I; |- _7 k"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
' j! H* d( Q$ b  v點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 * M, F2 o( d2 Z, Y5 c5 o  x- v. K

! H% O8 E- Q$ ]7 x1 tYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) l+ _* e3 @1 P3 R4 z, o% a
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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3 U" [! q4 P# L0 MPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 1 L+ [  o! K5 M  y2 N
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 V. \# i+ V, b& }. u5 g  R
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Eat banana食蕉
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' A, Z: J6 g5 Q2 j8 W) JYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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  g1 @& K# K& t' B* {- h! h8 V7 OWhat the water are you?你係乜水? : u! P" Y/ ?! j' b# n! x! k

/ r5 L' S8 |, `9 X* C: rWhere are you come from?你邊度架? + ?1 L$ S1 u% l5 S8 [6 @

2 N& z- s0 z) R. H" wDo you big me?你大我呀? ) @( K2 i2 y: t1 r6 |1 a
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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1 \( C( v4 g8 o' V/ R8 X5 CBig tea rice大茶飯 。 " ?* V+ D# v5 o$ I" M( U: X! ~2 |
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / K8 @: j5 t' t6 S, `# |
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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2 |, k; j/ H4 k8 {- r( P7 sCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! - {" j; |+ v- x3 Y& U6 ?

+ L9 |4 E/ e& \# Q0 i* w$ _  VI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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4 y) R5 }+ ^  T* O  OCollect father收爹 , O9 q6 x. ]/ z5 z  L1 @

; ~* T/ \, X. ?0 C+ q0 i2 HYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 5 b+ c: I3 @. V# ^. E( M& W. e" U

7 `0 p9 I: f8 k- F; F/ a' I2 FDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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0 d$ K7 H+ k: L& O' X9 LAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 " \, u$ J9 S; A0 u* g4 [, Q

) a* N( s7 O" M: v7 qHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 j8 c& j+ D8 v. R
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 H2 D3 {/ w5 ]
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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9 X3 k3 M' M; o4 ?3 R) ^" UEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - y- C# f1 o: J  z( S6 i

9 J0 s% d! B, Y7 X4 ]0 lKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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$ z7 G& i' l* v' {7 t/ sWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 m5 J  h  _4 h  K( ~
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 7 @5 ]" z' r# D0 L7 l

# d) `* q7 `( k4 E1 W' JHigh hand.高手 - C% L( Z7 ~  h: k4 v
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 ( h7 Z+ ^" w7 u& M1 O, v7 R
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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5 q% M& M% ]2 i! uOld dot.老點 ' k2 v, d; B& u+ s
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One old water 一舊水
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' y3 T0 o& `7 ]/ G& I# DWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 b: I+ M' }5 h) b' d( q

, _% v7 U) M, R& L5 ]& jMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , Q' R, D5 Z3 I8 D% x
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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, n' @6 D7 I% v+ r- XPump water.抽水
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/ r2 K! `. H; c- j' RTwo hit six.二打六
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, I. d7 E# N  P# DTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳4 |( n. F$ z  |/ x& V* M. F
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:( K9 V9 q, Q( h$ ^
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 d/ S- Z& l$ G% u, r( z- `: B
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。# }2 M; k6 N7 G
例如:
6 a7 X1 M: B; m3 V2 ~7 Fgood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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