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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  S' v/ I D* @& l) H/ y$ o
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* [& s7 n7 N0 [* v/ @Piano piano green 琴琴青
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2 k0 T# V" y: R( wPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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# K4 G+ y) V9 t8 S8 ?& hI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 2 W [9 O; q6 |8 t
: s7 g9 I; b7 m0 j; _4 u% QYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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8 }' R4 d T7 V5 q+ g) oI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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& b3 C6 |* D. f6 d2 d6 w, nFall on a street@@ 。 ' o6 L" i. _' g$ W5 b9 d* u, u
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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- p0 o+ c5 f# X- b/ p6 J9 ^5 V2 ^4 \Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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' ~0 [1 I9 _ j$ d1 w1 A! T, |Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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7 m% ?2 n5 [3 W/ gFace green green臉青青 。
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8 i. Q1 [; D. e& a2 c& ?"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
! L- g& C( K, S點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . w- _( P; ~7 u7 S
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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9 {% v7 L) c* J. }2 tYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ V' d6 @! c6 t7 g- l% PYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 0 U# U0 ?3 P( Z' o5 y# I
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 7 Q5 }; b9 \* G' C
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Eat banana食蕉 ' v+ B! x! V0 w0 n
5 X3 Z+ r) i4 A: I6 E9 k. y. iYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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% I! k) K% c+ QWhat the water are you?你係乜水? " q" |5 |4 q, c6 n! r; K
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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( B, F# p8 d2 {3 p# o s1 bDo you big me?你大我呀?
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. j2 j# ?) J: u& l2 w! n2 bZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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; w b. ^! C3 I; P5 d7 [Do the world做世界 。
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9 M7 |& ]1 h$ U& h, @Big tea rice大茶飯 。 $ N* N1 n" k! } f Y% C# I1 J! U6 Q3 i6 _" p
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # J, ~* Q6 X& s( g" D& }# c
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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& H$ s3 G! k( O8 ?6 n0 YCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! / g9 r' q6 y) h8 E
! a* j" z- L/ R9 VCollect father收爹 / p1 }: Y" L& N4 C
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 3 Y1 w) Y* h" g& o6 L. a3 J
% A( @4 D5 m! [+ |3 qDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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+ A+ z4 S4 g+ R! TLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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2 X- i- ]: J9 r# _) q6 hAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * M0 A; O1 H' J: f* H
- @ [( G& F7 u+ u, e+ RYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / u* ]; \2 P, m3 {# F# x Z0 o. g9 O7 v3 I
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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9 C$ e: f; W7 ]4 @" v& Z$ d" ]Eight woman八婆
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. d: Q2 @& \3 kEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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: N7 h* b* W0 u/ d8 QKing eight egg.王八蛋 a; w0 p7 x9 ]/ Q* M; n
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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, Y9 K& S6 m6 h# a# bWear grass著草 $ ~+ D: @. m, c3 [; s
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / i- ]9 C0 ~/ @' l
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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1 G2 H2 P( T r N6 oHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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9 R) Q3 }9 N4 ?& @To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) r; k, l1 ~6 Q) v$ a* u
% q/ f0 z6 @; Q1 s% b/ vGood mother.好娘 $ G& {% q( ]: l' @
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ' S) e$ |" ~" F$ z T
) }# `* ` s: D% w1 E% W9 XOld dot.老點
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1 B7 {) \7 k u' o. S$ {One old water 一舊水
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" ]) ?4 x- ]4 f: v% j7 aWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? : K4 o0 Q I' ~% R- O
$ l+ {; m4 W3 |9 ^1 z7 @/ WA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 " f" [* d9 D4 c. c8 Y
; u5 @* X7 c. [+ h5 e( `7 HA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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$ J: j* ?/ h+ `( t8 p6 d) lHold hold water.楂楂水
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$ P9 q- P6 [" F: Y9 `; QPump water.抽水
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+ Q( y) A. x; H; tTwo hit six.二打六
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0 j0 z/ c/ s/ s$ P4 \6 y; e9 PTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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