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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ' k7 @9 @" s% V4 _
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( L! m9 q t, M. {4 E TPiano piano green 琴琴青 5 O: E% G1 u( Z
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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2 X# q5 Y, n! MIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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$ G. ` B0 |4 J9 i3 aMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ) m, H' V6 x' H# p8 S% R& S
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Blow chicken吹雞
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$ o$ S/ I5 [3 p; RI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# `- w; Q% P/ r" B# u) m我吹雞打你班友 。 - M( t: l% D3 ~3 w- @1 u- U
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" * k# W- m8 r0 f% r6 f
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 7 e- C2 h0 ^5 l7 Q' @/ _
3 q& _( a2 Z: t# H5 Z' T' \You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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, y9 |& ]0 Q7 G1 ]2 d' S$ G3 pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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5 K% E9 A6 ^) `, J/ l9 p* s% LYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 i( @0 G- c, ]! s" V
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? + W* i+ U: a7 O- q1 T# w l
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Eat banana食蕉 - Z) X/ D: |+ g: j, Q5 Y4 a3 U
- o! s1 l5 k; @+ Y+ V+ P# x& _You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " A# g+ j- @. D- x, G* M% m/ D8 {- O
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ' x" |# q. c' P; C' u P4 p0 o
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 9 a; ~$ G) c9 E4 m6 F
% w* u7 D! W/ v+ ZWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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* B1 M+ A; U! j+ mDo you big me?你大我呀? ( k/ ]1 o& r! s: ^# c
# J5 W7 G9 h6 t: S7 A- C7 vZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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R4 p# x, {& nDo the world做世界 。 2 {9 [( E" j, H" |- e9 x
3 i% z) Z% E+ ~, s9 cBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ) q9 D. Q6 T- t0 S6 Y
7 h) E4 k7 d. _ g1 a% n3 C* vWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # u! ^3 v# j0 H9 e' Y/ S8 ]
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Cut girl 界女 3 l# C0 k' c" F+ y2 ^+ f
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + B# M. A4 g$ i0 _
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ , J& |. o! Q! b3 D
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ - f$ Y+ P. Z* C5 e# ~# E- E( g1 I
; R! J( F5 N z9 j" L5 ^/ \Collect father收爹
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3 C7 H" R9 I3 m4 p3 b2 tYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 0 _7 b9 P+ D9 C, f- s
$ T- A p; E+ C; v H jDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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/ u+ G, q8 ?2 d: \% `/ l- J2 yLaugh die me.笑死我。
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; g+ T+ \5 c& H0 _3 D9 JYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 S* H+ M, B$ d0 N
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 6 n2 Q/ R! x3 c
' I( c1 E3 a3 }% MYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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2 |6 |4 C1 c5 WEight woman八婆 ! N; W1 E, J# A+ O% H
# k" E% T6 j) C4 W& k& h; ]Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 6 d2 L5 M, w- k' |3 U! z
( r. k7 h( I/ Q- a8 s' WKing eight egg.王八蛋 " x- R6 F6 I# S3 M& {
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Black son黑仔
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- `1 A+ L6 |! W1 }Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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; j6 w- `- P8 v S% rI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ * o E5 z( c: t
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High hand.高手 & M! ?% B4 j z" n: K
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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6 V; L$ ~# ?+ n {) b& D* _To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / m ~" c9 ~0 w3 g) P' A
' s1 i7 ?3 L6 H4 |; ^3 }Good mother.好娘
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v. v; `* h+ v3 F) r8 f+ XYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ' f8 c5 J4 b' N' @! v
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Old dot.老點 - t/ @% c8 [& w
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 ]( w4 w: q. g- b
/ R* h s8 y0 c, c* _9 a B( IMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! N: O7 j) N" G& S* j4 {( f' d6 \9 I
8 [- H/ @- o( x5 YHold hold water.楂楂水
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& b8 ~4 P2 X5 QPump water.抽水 & g: m8 s, t: l" ]4 i) e
6 o: }$ T9 Q( j' h7 n' VTwo hit six.二打六 9 t1 b: O% [$ I1 w7 P+ V
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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