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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~5 j4 s$ x7 L' m" i3 c  t' r. O# H

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(轉)港式英語 & y' b; C8 t" ]$ H! c; G0 B

" ?$ O2 Q  u% zPiano piano green 琴琴青
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7 p6 B' D$ g/ R0 u1 u: VPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 N* r% c  n, L
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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2 X. b3 y. q" j. T% |) R( z. sI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! # ^8 `$ g& V' ]5 t
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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9 {" ~& E! u6 Z! q3 A: w0 uFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水  r/ s. v5 ?! D, {/ a% w
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & R: Z; m9 D5 C0 c0 t% ~

/ i" S7 s# y: }7 j+ y1 \2 Z6 ^) t/ Q* WBlow chicken吹雞
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. V6 I4 J( s6 ~" s7 D. E. h: o7 y+ bI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 T9 N$ C  |0 N1 Q+ q6 o
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# z; _* R; L4 P/ H4 s" q6 ]Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 6 v" k$ a$ W6 f; w

, q; K6 e8 M- \8 o5 F% h"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) G& ]  H0 ~# L$ G1 ?; D! X點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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) ^( b3 p& |8 @3 b  H8 EYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! d, o. N2 W# z4 [
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 J: j( E3 z" J  V4 B
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 7 r+ w0 A/ h) z  \# o: u' _

1 r% ]0 N' p, d1 ^! o, mAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 0 t' C/ b3 y+ U& a5 w
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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" P0 q1 G+ E; U& x1 YHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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: s) o0 g; Q9 D9 |+ C0 Q7 {/ aWhere are you come from?你邊度架?   w% g5 h+ ~. {$ i
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 m( U- K3 l" @; `" u" t

5 J, d( k8 z5 a/ C- ~5 v, o8 Y' ^5 WZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ( }7 o6 ?/ I, Y0 p6 A0 C( F5 g( B
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 0 ^4 [, a5 k% L& T0 G, N
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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2 ?7 s/ f7 I" [) YCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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! }: G7 i1 J, k! W) u7 z3 ?Collect father收爹 . [7 o& G$ I& H8 m: f9 y0 u$ `& M
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! & ^( o* J) F# j9 P  L4 J
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * R; F  ~5 l$ X- u8 j# p# S9 O  N

1 s$ q9 ~% R& B3 L* sYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 6 t8 k+ B! ?4 g! ?

( L8 c& C: L0 K/ h! \American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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- U. Q7 M: E. `Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 6 |: ~2 X' a: I* l5 S
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
! k0 Q6 y! D% L4 R) J: g. v你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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3 f1 t" g! l" `) Q+ e  m5 ?3 A, }Eight woman八婆 & d# _9 G6 A, o7 g; {5 q0 [% s7 V
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ' [- n- \+ L3 b9 ]. S
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King eight egg.王八蛋 1 \& S3 m% l/ f  `% U" g1 O% f$ O* c7 i
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Black son黑仔 % J% C3 y/ t$ l, a% |0 Q% G4 W

! O& R2 z/ C5 ^  y  P  D* [Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ' Z: D8 r/ ]3 ^+ q! ?6 w

5 j2 k, U! d! FWear grass著草 ) F' o' C2 n8 r9 {8 v
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 c0 F- {/ f4 c  ~
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 8 l8 q4 g8 O  G! D+ P) x; E
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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' m+ l, I/ N, {8 `! l/ `, LGood mother.好娘 1 @5 w- r4 s; r( Z" h

: T* R2 i! p2 A! VYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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  N1 X* A$ b/ ?9 v: O8 J4 ^Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 7 Q0 D& J7 J" E

& ]( w4 ]- Q" k" |$ T: g9 [1 H& q+ dWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 7 l5 N5 n, @5 p. h

' i! K! ]) _; |0 D7 H6 QA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 I) y( d4 r+ v) F' z/ t: V2 f9 @
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 $ Z" T( N' S5 Q
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 , E- w& s; {- s( N% x$ s2 a) ?
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Pump water.抽水 , a! J: G# i% t' N

# b4 p8 ]$ y; p( V9 e9 kTwo hit six.二打六 ! h! k1 W0 B1 s! s

. |& S' N$ V! Z3 Z3 HTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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5 V( g% p+ n( H" F6 q. a! O5 byou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
" P) f- D* G1 F; x- GI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:0 w4 o8 y" U/ q1 I8 ~: R
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
. u- ]8 w( n+ D+ Y+ L# NI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。( k1 S/ I1 M4 F6 {) {( A
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。9 o9 n% D7 v8 X, L% x) q) u
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger# w0 B$ y0 h% o0 C

, I* g  i- I* n  a9 H我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! 2 d( q' i6 K2 l$ e0 o
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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