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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ' z6 U/ ~3 L9 H2 _- D- G }4 I2 F- I
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" E2 p+ t* ?8 Y7 F3 D1 rPiano piano green 琴琴青 5 ?0 [$ v" e$ J" c5 g3 ?$ v; e
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) M3 n+ [: K+ w- ?
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! # s2 l. K6 D. h8 [4 p9 |( c3 [! g
6 j0 K! c6 B6 z& w) E' K& j Q. jYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 4 }; u' S1 y! I8 h2 w4 }" a
c2 g% x, i# ]5 o! J3 ^# Q- _I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! G" e" ^1 ~ t% Q/ q7 q4 a
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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7 x3 J- B( P7 cFall on a street@@ 。
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/ U1 a4 L- [3 Q' K/ L8 Ifall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , ~ |; l( f" [# i5 b
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Blow chicken吹雞 f5 e# F. r% L3 ^* f( y
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. a3 L2 h2 _) y+ \4 }我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ N. [" @/ n# h4 I0 c
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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* N |" d7 e1 j8 m K2 dYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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' z4 G3 o' f* ~8 {, c b0 w# J! t. }You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 J4 [( Y" P2 T: B2 G( C$ Y
N& K- `6 d& ^. rYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 8 B% M5 ^+ l; y0 S
6 m& T' |8 A# c" y: e9 gAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 m! F2 P% i0 F3 B9 |
0 @- T `4 }3 c/ G4 ?1 h$ ~Eat banana食蕉
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* p) p1 ~3 R0 B8 v4 A X6 hYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # L, r3 @. d; d) b) L, A3 o9 i
, \1 C6 G7 b( b8 w7 QHow senior are you?你算老幾? 7 I3 m& a* z' K" m2 y% H
$ H" H. b$ i8 l" t8 wWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 `" F$ ?# c7 K; C/ H' {# ~% }. ^
8 P, t6 X1 G, w! u- U% n TDo the world做世界 。 # F+ J, K+ V. W1 L* u, C% x- ^
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 2 _; \2 d5 ^: K: k
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 R, _( X$ i6 ^5 r
9 q% _4 X, X; F, o/ T9 V: [5 e) |Cut girl 界女 : r- x7 ~, ]6 J0 D6 l, E7 c
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 H4 K. v' H: pCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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& s" G# n2 Z: g/ [& g& N2 GI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ( t# M9 Z, R6 [: W( T$ k4 M4 ^( _
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Collect father收爹 / _; k/ l7 P1 z. C" m$ r" T
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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# e: C# G! U& C1 l. F1 U0 q+ ^Laugh die me.笑死我。
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3 r& @, n5 R2 y ~& r X6 uYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 k9 c) j- ?7 m D
( t5 p* a/ G' `American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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+ `0 r' j) k! B8 H/ H7 v9 c3 y0 b( X+ ~Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 0 C: V, \9 Y, B7 p q, \7 a6 c
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 # m- [" }! P( V0 [
* P0 S) O/ |8 JBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 z; Z z# r7 Y* I
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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0 j( |% F$ A( U& P+ r7 jHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 e, t* i) Z7 O) N+ A0 W8 |
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 : y0 H7 I# L" Y4 G+ T( K
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 ; D' S0 c% L- Y
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One old water 一舊水 / G& F9 c' q' S: q9 j0 b
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 \, A* g& K' \8 v# j$ l' ^
$ j$ j: d. w4 r/ F8 I3 uMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 , ~. o1 M) M9 T1 ~3 a9 d
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 . ^# n& }6 `5 C2 {
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Pump water.抽水
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, S8 b' A6 g, \* t! MTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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