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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. - L! d$ t0 W- o

# c2 H/ F; y' k3 n! y" z7 t性本善:Sex is good. ' w7 b% K+ a. d1 ~
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & B# B+ s+ k3 S/ Q0 [

- l9 Y1 U6 s7 k+ P- c苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # F5 q! C: X: C1 }
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. " N' ~, |' y4 _1 s$ f0 @! H) b, }
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. * {2 p. v8 ]+ @0 p% Y% c" q7 [2 L
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ; R' `4 l3 c% O6 E; y. j4 s
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; P- T5 X& F* i

5 \3 s* T/ f; [0 n& h4 v: k% ~/ K子不學:If you don't study hard,
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0 ^% m2 n2 K- |9 f9 `斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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+ ]8 m8 m7 f# \竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & k# p% X0 ^( |+ C4 R

, j# d5 @% X$ a% {. G6 o% z2 x有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * v. ]8 v: M* R/ s8 Z' T
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 7 B! {. ]) u  J: H9 W4 U

, X( t& t7 F' F) \+ E教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ E$ v; L' j& s- O子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   Z- W( o. o2 F
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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& S% B3 @7 a9 S: t5 Z- p7 @不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) o+ l3 o6 s& |7 j

/ B: Z5 |# W+ G+ t/ V7 z. R6 f人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 ?+ E2 T2 C  d

& o! X$ Q# [: c( _3 R1 x不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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