[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 S/ I( f; y% y5 [1 p4 `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 q9 Y8 v# }% \0 P) ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 V- I+ q2 k8 A( F. e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. g" R1 p+ H8 V- X8 a
a.They give like hell. 9 F6 \( E( S: Z9 _
b.They do not yell.
8 d' ]7 c3 o0 W0 [! X1 l# [! W# wc.They do not tell.; b  x  U* h1 r1 W
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# ^% N2 x* f5 A- v2 a9 A
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. k6 B1 d! w' T+ C  h; _
- a HEART to love him,
- A1 E8 e' D2 m8 l8 c0 C' \- a DIAMOND to marry him,& U& p5 o+ O: S- A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 h! C& }4 `3 U2 R
- a SPADE to bury him!1 ~% Z" N  Q; s  T3 G

, Q: @! y5 s/ w8 N0 @* h) Q3 w4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% a, W# ^/ O6 M' @/ ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- T) F& ^6 L; D* l1 a

! ~7 E& ?& x; h( T9 U* Z3 F5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 w5 D* r: t  i1 ^! [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* |3 i3 ?$ C# W/ _. M

8 d! C/ p/ f& b) p4 D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 H7 ?- u, _/ Z0 Q$ Q/ c: WThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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& v& B8 n, b& D3 p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
6 f8 ?* z/ H4 y% Y/ F: {4 s' HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% B1 ]. ~) ^0 \5 t2 sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~8 F& e4 j! T* B- L' \' ^$ [- K
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great