[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 m% h% e! `6 f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! e0 s2 [' W0 |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' T- w# J2 h! @, [4 ta.They give like hell. ! d2 a2 y9 }, P9 \" R4 `
b.They do not yell.
  I- Y8 u# C6 Gc.They do not tell.9 Z* C/ ~5 u6 v; N% K- [: O0 u: l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) [9 n! L& I; b3 V+ P- a HEART to love him,, l+ F0 }4 |" j. O( t. c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 l3 y6 P- A* j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 s$ N# d' I' P" Y+ U. e- a SPADE to bury him!7 e# h/ G) ]3 n6 j) N

7 j3 @) n' M/ E( m7 L8 V. Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. ~, Q% ?4 ]2 n% S2 JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 L, G& U4 o( o- w9 {+ j9 i

; P* e' r( \+ B. X5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 l3 h" u9 p6 b; [9 g+ L0 m5 e& n6 f  {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ X( d/ h; @1 E' K; P  P+ e5 @
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- U* {: I/ i6 G% m% i' s
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. [) p! B( X5 N! o4 A5 nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. Z8 z5 n$ Q# l. }* v( TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 S) P$ e7 F& A) L' rkeep it up~~0 g7 m- X! P8 i* s7 W1 |( S. @. i1 j
cheers

maksim2046

that is great