[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ }0 c5 X. W1 s5 f- V0 S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2 W- h2 l5 b, _* K( ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 `7 W, ?$ _) H/ _9 z) ]a.They give like hell. . w3 [% Y% f) M4 P" h% X
b.They do not yell.' H  l3 r: t) B. a: U: a! ?
c.They do not tell.
. ?3 f1 i/ I0 m! A. Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, I9 W% h0 k) I  |3 |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, x& }0 t. ]7 J7 q( w9 E) v( a
- a HEART to love him,- \& u, I- Z* N+ T0 }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
; G9 [) g6 m6 x- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! o* {( S+ |; A
- a SPADE to bury him!
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7 r+ R# d* W: Z, p! E- X+ O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# @/ O  u6 l& p/ W: f+ pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( {' W% T* r# F% ^/ i; @The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 m) m) P0 ^) ^$ l, ~
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) R+ }- `" r, y1 N# n7 ]
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 g5 r) `$ A; Y& p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" t1 n  H& Z2 K" Q& I
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" `+ g) A2 p9 s: U8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 P) D3 _$ n5 O6 b6 s3 ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
4 O% S! f4 f- K9 w' Qkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great