[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 h% ^: s; i, y: U8 b+ Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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( {+ o$ b$ j! ?6 j& J2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 x- N6 ~- e% U( _
a.They give like hell. & m" e. B/ l+ u, N! P2 F
b.They do not yell.
. V" f. @2 Y# L. _0 e( c1 Oc.They do not tell.
  T' M# J9 Y, U' U7 ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 j, R# i9 V6 c# H1 x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 F9 B; I6 v8 l4 N- Z* r- a HEART to love him,
! {& I) _# E; _- r/ _) ~( n- F- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# a* u+ l+ I$ B4 P1 Y1 h9 R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& |) Z% x' {& y! a
- a SPADE to bury him!
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5 S2 w' n: U) t- f  b8 S" d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( F/ }* A  }7 R
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" Q9 ?( p) k6 J( h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ n6 D. j( `) ?& t. J4 @7 j  h

* o& S6 r8 ^: a9 c6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 n3 u) g! m8 K' nThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 |/ {3 m: Y3 r2 Q+ m
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ r+ I3 H- S3 c# y5 R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 {  }/ @6 d& @. nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% R4 [* ^* J; Ekeep it up~~7 W' F1 }& j7 B' e# ^, P5 ?
cheers

maksim2046

that is great