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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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/ V# A* O! a# c/ @1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 X. _. R$ b2 w6 B, I$ U0 l; q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ X+ S, \9 @' D# a+ Y3 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! ~% }4 C# x6 Q' z5 a/ o( o/ `0 [% @a.They give like hell.
3 s) T" r+ L0 C' S/ ab.They do not yell.
& a7 \9 N) o# V; d& u' s5 Z4 tc.They do not tell.
7 ~3 E7 R; a# v: U% C9 [$ p) pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* F5 K( w) m* [2 b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 H5 z. d3 B: G* g- n2 E
- a HEART to love him,% R1 \8 v; \% R4 s- j- k4 w+ H( ]
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 f% ^) ~- U' u* s* d4 n- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' e% X. w. g1 f8 ^" [ Z! _* f: C
- a SPADE to bury him!( v% {- h0 D7 N/ @% j5 ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 h' ~1 `+ ]# S' ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 u9 w7 n0 @5 ~6 F8 I k# E
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
2 e9 x! l; M9 H* Z$ tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& T1 j- o& P3 X; Z8 a* K
The arse hole is always in front of you.' ]/ i1 {; L$ q5 I) y
( c: t4 F1 x; @$ `0 S( f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? I2 }( b6 W1 {0 h x: }4 A, Q- k9 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! I: {8 X3 q* i/ ] d
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 m7 A7 Q9 n5 i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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