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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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0 }, a0 M9 E+ Z( o) ?' x; Y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 P& V% {2 i- b2 O5 }: o
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it + e) L$ K- u/ V" Z9 Y6 k
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( w; R( @: v5 f0 c  q: y

6 {6 _! T9 R5 \. l1 Q+ [擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * m8 P* y& J7 ^" i# P0 M
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ( V+ o. s4 Z. p$ k; s4 n% X. q
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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5 i6 P: s. i& |1 X2 Q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it : i+ ?. o+ [! g/ Z2 q" t
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.   e5 K# V6 P& D/ J
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) n  C) Y4 `0 X2 \9 a
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( {6 z$ q6 X' P( j2 K9 l. \
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , c: _8 }) e' |
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 j9 t) k3 }7 a
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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1 h* k( d& y3 C8 S; H幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! L9 a! o" ^* n& C6 J7 }/ f

4 [- u' M: o6 n/ n  n/ c/ }1 a老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 6 Z9 F  T4 R- ~, Q4 c
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 d! h" N+ X! j/ f) Z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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! y+ Y% D% Q% k1 d8 ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex,   m+ {8 F! q& \( c

3 D$ Z6 P# h+ l. C5 b4 t不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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