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人之初:At the beginning of life. / X! Z% \8 F7 x& U
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性本善:Sex is good. & @+ ]0 ~: L6 p& Y

; l9 r( s1 C; @* g) F3 P性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( J9 T+ A; }9 \4 n# I
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 8 {: D$ S# I& x0 ~9 D9 }0 Z
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 S, b* {4 T% y/ ]
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教之道:The way of learning it " e6 F; R! n  A: I! K3 R; P
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   h* g) N$ ^2 Y, }

3 l9 s$ T9 ?! W1 o2 I& r% b3 _( S: j昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( N+ T6 S% }/ b  l  `( L0 O" O: r
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / D) s3 j. f0 D

  T5 C- r. t( W: w9 [3 ]子不學:If you don't study hard, 9 a( o3 L  e1 e' e+ @- d1 p% u% p

. F  z: u. ?+ |斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 v9 s) {/ P6 k/ R' O# E2 U

2 c1 P# J) o& y/ s% P; O. ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ; Y$ n+ @- ], @( e7 R( l) p% B

6 J' R# k6 P- a- P! g( ]有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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  `) n8 E" R" [' R) i名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9 E) }$ d8 x$ {, j

/ h/ R1 E# o8 O% H7 G$ X* ?! L  O7 `父之過 :It is all your fault. * y1 ^2 p) G/ d" X

; n% K: v$ B8 Y- G: K教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 J0 e# E+ _+ J
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # D# u$ d6 P0 V/ F6 z- `8 @

" w0 N, s* c3 [2 W3 D子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : B* |$ g2 j7 u6 b0 ?: V" Q

5 z. a7 I$ N' N* @7 \幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 i6 V8 n8 i- G! k) d
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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0 L% j' C- X8 k8 T不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 0 Y. E7 @2 C2 Z/ i4 t
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . ?) _" K3 y' E, i) n' m; L& h
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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