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人之初:At the beginning of life. & h$ Y8 S+ ~! V6 M0 `2 p) J

- E3 |* |, v) I8 s% A" U; W2 y& ~, a5 [性本善:Sex is good. 7 K! C, c& |  g# }

7 z( y! U/ X7 Z3 j+ f3 {+ @性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. . O; V! z$ s: ?6 e. V
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( f2 F* V! n3 e, Q

" D, H2 K/ k  Q4 ~! g3 N% M% d! d性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ }  f; Y1 Y. D' ~& A教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0 g+ \! R# e" B0 w& i
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 [# X; A7 z0 ^) B- d0 I9 O! |
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 u9 C1 Z  y( R% F" b# Z

1 @: K2 m% K% R8 i9 [6 Z! x子不學:If you don't study hard,
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( p" C8 m- A9 @6 Z( p7 y6 d" f斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 P& l0 A3 \4 F
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / u. e+ w1 I& @3 f6 ~  C. g

0 _$ V" a- a7 Y教五子 :All his five son took it # D; L4 m+ f9 d
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " `7 m4 V, ?( T! ]  _1 v

! u$ H$ N2 ]' y, I$ r2 b% e2 N養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. % }! J: B# i& Y) H9 t1 U. Y% M

/ ~6 y. J* {2 Y/ b4 I- `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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2 m+ |1 A4 {+ R師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 j  V/ a6 [* \; _6 N1 ^% F% U子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" a, r& u$ J: |: U! z# A: @2 J非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; t0 {7 X* S# Y
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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# U0 |, x  F. r/ t9 q$ r玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ t3 P3 g/ ]( U" t不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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7 z% U/ g5 J" u" m  s  C; ]+ [+ p4 s人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ i% O/ P" i; r" O; W. o
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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