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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) U6 Q$ q7 O  p; _
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性本善:Sex is good. - q% |2 d! v: y( X+ |% i' j

1 L& q) e. p' S! h: @- q  p性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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7 o, x* u& ?2 ~1 w2 f習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. / h' c+ _7 Z* D0 z) J9 b

! c2 V# n) e9 K1 X苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. $ h- e; [( t; [# m6 L5 K

8 b/ D& {2 O, u9 V; s: ]性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 E# S( a( t( h- Y. W
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教之道:The way of learning it
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" y: X0 H6 c$ @0 T/ b( V貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % U6 ^; A: y4 c) ^8 ~; T
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng " l" p2 d- G4 a0 |7 G! {

9 q% c4 V$ V2 ?擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! Z" ^$ ?6 }* \
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子不學:If you don't study hard, ) l5 ?  i- F, p2 g2 R" _
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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; |: q8 }+ w6 E# m. d) {有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 7 U$ n, U1 q' m5 T+ F, x" W

& Y: {- R. R( ]8 W教五子 :All his five son took it . ~+ G5 g, b$ R: u/ E8 x) v
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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$ A+ a0 @; q- K2 u$ G教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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  r9 K  l8 |2 g5 Z  c" F5 G! l師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. j$ Q  P$ V5 A3 G* R  v7 A子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, a% p. ]; W! v! o1 |$ ]非所宜 :but that is a real mistake % d# P0 T& P7 ]1 f

/ t2 ^: d# Q% |$ _5 q8 M+ Y! w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; Y; b0 w* A4 D. z2 x

5 T7 c/ g" N4 H2 h" [老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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8 `! z. @& z$ X- \) A: q4 J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 B( }/ ]6 d  ~
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 u* x+ ]8 h6 J) a$ a

8 ]0 `& B* `! o7 i4 a不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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