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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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# Z7 I; q# ~; e1 z/ e3 c3 S性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   k4 ^/ ], ~3 L) Q' [1 l

# Z* y" k/ h* `- O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % O5 ~4 T! k$ ]& H) U& U, X
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & S0 A4 j( G, r6 J2 f5 u* O/ `

5 u- V* E  s" T性乃遷:Sex will leave you..   |% Q) {. L& j2 [7 J

# p% s5 [9 [' \, n7 t教之道:The way of learning it 3 J0 h1 Y* Z6 Q! Q; O% g
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # y3 p4 @# r2 k+ b  U  y9 M

8 h  P/ h+ P1 Y+ }) M' M9 ^% F7 C: L/ {昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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/ k$ V) l% I0 ^3 P子不學:If you don't study hard, + C# n: C8 u  X% [
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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+ R' I( z8 d7 U8 k) ^: C4 G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' L1 |/ l, _% |$ Z3 _% i* y
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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( D: Y6 ]3 |+ k6 s" j. U+ H名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # h( x, ^: t. N* b) e7 A; A# l
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 D; p3 U% m9 c# [父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " p: C! _- t- q: V1 ?
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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* J, V2 u: ^1 A6 l9 d" f, M1 h子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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6 V. V7 q3 E/ D$ f3 L幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 6 D$ _, h" b+ h
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, $ \& }, o: o+ u: X1 }

& U* T* z& M8 _, R) J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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2 ^; G3 I: P% V6 v人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ' }+ T. h  s8 M, [, f+ d9 Z5 P
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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