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人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 H  ^$ y% y' M+ p& w* r( ]3 n+ w

8 S  E. o$ v6 s4 e+ ?* }性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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( f; p% P5 N. `習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 ]; ?1 F7 T& n7 O# }0 N  P9 D

1 o: l0 S1 G$ n" Q3 D3 z苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 N2 {! ^4 D; P( d

/ ^' P3 o5 Q1 D; a- o教之道:The way of learning it ! C) }$ ^  C2 I$ |8 H; V* E

* u1 {. d$ E. K貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& R8 R0 ~  n! V# P0 K' J; C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 5 B6 V* T* D) a* D( M# `

( o' e) ^* Y5 Q3 u6 l2 ?子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 L$ S, U# z; @3 E
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . c& E1 ?& ^: e: p' _1 |
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 2 Q3 v9 I& p8 {" @9 t* @

: x6 {( `; n# E, L有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 k& U- k+ }, |/ H父之過 :It is all your fault.
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% B" c6 N2 @  {3 M. Q. R+ ^! x教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 F) d) S' s" w6 @1 _& H

( j  V4 W2 t# R5 @. k3 V師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; Y% L3 }  m3 C# s& E, j
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this   u+ c! w' W' K8 @' y2 E2 u

, I* _  x! a# }& Z; H非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " D% l3 H# e3 o
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 T& i3 s2 T" [' I

5 X8 l' {! q# G玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 0 X% F0 W9 L. E: j9 B7 u. C
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 1 @% [$ e8 f' S3 P% }; e/ b

1 c3 O" [* L) k" }3 n* g人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ! `( f9 u+ x2 Z
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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