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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 B9 P7 Z# W* Q  D8 S- y$ Z3 M$ P

' c* M) Q; G, ^2 f! Z2 W/ o性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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* O5 _) w) n: c& ~& s0 n習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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" g: [2 z0 @+ [性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 4 Y0 ~9 W) P6 P* s4 b+ {
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教之道:The way of learning it
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, k( ]. @$ t+ ^8 p貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 C3 m  m& F5 q: i5 P. m擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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; \/ y4 z, }) n$ @2 N子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * v2 W: F8 t7 s( c6 J1 \- t  t

3 G3 y7 H, w  P6 E竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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4 t0 k/ ^. r. z4 M6 D有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 8 j; c) m$ c4 m0 n, _7 S3 ]

4 {7 E& C& _& G/ o名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * D, Q  t: K3 u
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 o- D( l! d$ X, i* h2 t: V

( x3 w" S  y4 [教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! m& w; k# X/ |7 W8 q  ]" P

, t. z! ?- S, _4 M* `, a7 C9 }5 g+ M非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) O$ L( q5 l+ M* s
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * u! C6 r+ d) C5 E9 [

6 H# n0 M$ E+ k' Z7 N# z$ J0 Q不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 B* [4 C: I1 G7 K4 f4 L
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 a+ P: e4 k* o& }% H0 m4 h* w不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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