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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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2 t5 I3 B  F2 L- }4 N6 h0 R性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) s+ E+ q! d( k

1 M2 o/ `. ~- A0 \( d5 A: z& \習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   A* ?+ H8 i" |* \/ ?' B/ q
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. + \5 Q% w  u1 V" F9 W2 r5 m: W
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ m1 G& h+ o6 t/ t, s0 ~( z0 |1 Z4 A
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 u) e2 u  s8 H: I# w, {, `
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , n5 N& f1 J) K  f6 S
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / K# A' R, a/ q1 u0 J& h0 I
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . N. Q! \# Q1 X' Z% ^
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( _3 _$ {1 Z/ X) b# f7 |9 I6 s2 ~
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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+ f# k$ c! V9 ]  {4 W有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. # R- Y0 f3 b! _+ m* o

& K5 Y, P+ `$ l) |* U- j/ _9 c養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 [0 s! b0 a4 P$ Y父之過 :It is all your fault.
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& U$ Z! @8 s9 i# n+ z$ ~, J- V師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6 I% W: n" O7 b子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 e3 n# B2 _) |7 Z5 g1 L
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 M$ P: h6 w1 `) C" y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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