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人之初:At the beginning of life. & K- p# o* h, ~7 j
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性本善:Sex is good. 9 t+ ?: o3 N4 O

9 ?$ C: |& E5 G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 p" r1 {0 b* C7 P: S* l習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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9 Z/ l; `( L, F9 }苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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4 c7 @, c6 w" a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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* Q0 _/ {2 G. {- b5 J4 |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng   L4 ^* z( z0 @! m3 Q
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; i# ~6 ]/ \, s4 V9 [8 m
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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8 L4 a. b( ^6 F" K* x斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * o. r( `# A" B4 w

# L2 p7 P; _  ^* N( N4 \竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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, G; o* b  x$ L7 Y& O+ F有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it 9 X8 u0 `( L- ?$ R
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' s& Z" d( M& U3 V

0 N$ v$ Z4 ^/ ]. F- G7 `8 z: }9 {養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, % |1 a  L, I! t
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this * Z% ~7 x4 {' [+ [9 A4 I
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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+ U1 V( g& X0 l+ A/ O$ d- _! t幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! l! e6 ~+ _6 ~3 o5 \9 b老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( `( u1 P+ r" }* l. K
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , Y/ B6 K5 Z3 \( g: n( }
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, * R# A. \* g5 _) J* G/ X1 d

$ \/ z& `7 q1 q) f# i1 y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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