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人之初:At the beginning of life. " A7 B' @' b, O+ C. V7 g

! r, m3 t' E2 S! R性本善:Sex is good. ( l8 I9 {$ w/ k1 Q- f& V5 p. ^
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 P+ K# F+ F( R: Y' a5 m# m

/ L5 R! ?+ ~( i9 s3 Y. r- ]習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 D- e  @+ ]& S4 M
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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3 L. s( y# G' q$ Z, P1 M性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) F( F; r' k0 Q3 J$ N: z: _
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. & n: {; b  W" i% P  h2 I: w

. A4 P9 t0 q5 _  I! z+ F+ ]& Q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 q( s# t  X$ ]) i+ B& W6 [/ l
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ) u1 Q8 i2 e1 Z6 G

) Y- ~9 \. R' Q0 v, j% a子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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: o9 X) m3 Q/ [0 Q' S1 K竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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' i7 E" @" Y" [; @有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ) I- c" b  w7 X' D, V9 r) Z+ Z

/ b. i% m+ o: H9 O% l/ N教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : \- `" l0 I; O2 j
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, $ V1 t, H* b7 Z  E8 e# L' z5 u, l

% j! j  k. k# X; J: x6 k5 [3 K. i父之過 :It is all your fault.
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& q8 R* y0 ?, e7 B教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) h- R4 v- W: k# b

, u  n, k7 q" o) o子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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& f, j, `' o9 J/ U非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / f3 R7 [5 L* D% J( X, K

2 ]# N: C5 F! [1 r3 Z$ R幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & L( r) ]8 }! G: }9 H

; \4 g$ C" H0 j: n( V, ]玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 F# E, f8 w/ }7 Z
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % D9 F7 F& f8 @9 S& \  B

. P8 j; p0 t% p& W不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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