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人之初:At the beginning of life. 8 m, Q  V" m6 S
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性本善:Sex is good. ; G( o( O- i2 t4 Y* }
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 q6 m( R; @. S: v
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # O! Q3 A1 j8 D1 z9 t

: |. r2 }4 a" ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( K8 Q$ L6 @! T' v- V+ `

; j, V3 V, s5 L: o性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ; x( ?3 j+ d7 Y# `0 s
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 X4 R+ g/ {: I. m
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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! ]0 |5 @7 X2 q8 u: y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ) N# b! }* p5 H4 Y% W. q1 g1 n2 O

4 N. Q( H# E! e! j& t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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3 c% C+ P% v' u% J7 d$ Q! n子不學:If you don't study hard,
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% R; P4 \4 m2 R斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , ?8 D& b9 M' b" C3 V: ]$ Q1 D
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * D" W1 u% n, `
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * c. p. k! n$ B  o* o
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ' |* n! E; o5 }, ~
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父之過 :It is all your fault. # ^# z) ]( ^* n) E1 Y+ x' z  z

  p% `3 O2 g* W9 y; ]教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & C, C; K% I8 k7 I" i7 Y, f) @

  `- r( e5 S$ y3 B, }" F* d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. $ a0 b& n  j, q6 R
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this " H" C( D, T: B5 ?) ?

" l# d8 s8 l. e% X" H* C  i3 t: j' N4 @" W0 r非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 t' a0 _$ k/ q, E  w; G* T

: J, ~* Z3 @$ `. x# z& S老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! m6 _0 I7 K* ]. t# D! o9 a

6 @9 L6 k. ]( z- G不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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4 o9 l; w# Q. ]& a! V! q$ K% y人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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