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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 a& J% S$ h6 V9 N& g+ U

  Q- p% Z: i! m: H: U" R性本善:Sex is good. 8 I6 H, d0 k- `
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' w2 m; j' h4 \習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 4 K# h, E( L5 z) S; s  U
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 w0 f8 ?( m5 Q5 G8 O1 A+ N
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教之道:The way of learning it 9 K5 O0 d1 V' O/ P
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng # w$ f' S' X( G% V0 u. O8 f5 h1 `
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, " b. B7 |  {( E5 m: [

6 v+ \, k$ H1 N9 h$ L斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 p" Y) q6 A5 J6 w, H- ^9 K1 m2 M

4 o# V! N0 E: O7 }5 R# k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% A& ~: u6 F3 [; {! n教五子 :All his five son took it 9 X6 B  N2 l1 r4 y+ V5 i- D

4 b3 G* |/ u5 [3 Z$ O0 a名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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$ J0 ]# {2 A& h& m養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 ~, v* ~2 V' X6 g; `教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " M( w0 f1 s+ A+ M$ C2 t1 ]7 z
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1 u. |/ t! f! L. Q! h1 u
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 b* d# w  E0 W4 B* ~

6 l0 `" [1 c# w- G# o7 I非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , ~' x7 l' ^$ V2 }: I; k" E/ I. T
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ' R. H2 @" g( C( B: T6 G

4 y% `; t6 K$ w8 f9 w不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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: D3 [9 F9 Z+ t% E6 R( O: ~人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 A- [/ K, S) P0 C9 n1 h不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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