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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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, X( _7 _. i) B- \5 K: m2 x性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( F3 v  G( j' o) ]- R% D
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 X( a; I  l% }- F, M9 P
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教之道:The way of learning it
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4 i! y! o3 t3 |+ F6 v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . H* W1 Q. n% N
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ X+ g, j/ U( W2 {/ }% T  l( _子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine # [: t# m+ |0 e
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教五子 :All his five son took it 0 L- j/ V7 {7 T* A/ X3 j) y5 n
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. - @  j$ A* y  t9 O1 [

- v& z& z% O6 {3 c/ R7 E2 [養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. - h8 Q! p( j7 X0 V7 |: v. M5 b

: Y1 g' {0 {' P- B' {6 e1 r教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . V' N3 ?6 P: R: d' M) I% h

4 Y8 {6 p* U' S* v7 u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this - X7 \! k* K2 {4 y0 r" B

! m( q! ]4 P6 F2 B; _. R非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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5 z) L% h0 I  g! B' u: w4 A1 t幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + U: Y& O, V( I- _; t

$ q+ h/ w- X: G7 B3 j/ ]老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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/ g+ i* x" ]) ?, f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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, e! C/ E. D9 l9 |! z) h% s! I% v# s不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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