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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; y5 X# K' P8 q7 }5 q0 F8 ^

+ @3 {0 s1 h9 N性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + q. k" [1 N5 |/ W# {7 a4 I
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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) c4 O0 p$ B7 B/ ~教之道:The way of learning it 7 y: q) O. I" f/ Z8 \
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. : V# ]/ \8 a: ?0 G

& E! ~+ e' m, s' R7 y2 Z. I! r昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng % Y/ q+ \7 Z) ?+ Y1 R  A

& _7 A# e( R% |* n; [' c7 {擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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+ D/ A" S$ f" o( N* ]子不學:If you don't study hard,
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+ W# i/ T* M1 p) f% p斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# r4 V, |* O. D  A9 Z, C5 Q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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% X6 W% M4 C# z# c* N4 k8 H教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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* j% U# K* ]  e) B養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 5 W3 X  s5 M& w2 A$ ]! M

8 W, |  Y6 T# f( @9 D父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 n& Y4 |3 z; d5 f& \* ?

2 I- q5 d" B6 s: j; U7 W師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ' k2 t$ |/ R1 `3 R0 B0 Q6 E. H

2 ^' o8 F, f  [  J% u# a子不學 :You may refuse to study this & o3 P+ S  V3 d- c9 O

/ O( E) B* e4 J2 C% v非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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; |9 G( {. X1 \1 Q! D老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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9 `! F. p" q: m5 L$ C& @玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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' i( i1 M- m" K! X& P! k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& S; N8 p2 k( b' j5 A人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : U9 L- M; ]5 [: M' Y

% ~. F7 ~# b& U" z" Y/ Y; C不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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