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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( v, p) r5 j# |! P  G9 i5 ]

$ H  m# W9 J% D& a8 t, ?8 g4 w性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 R4 K$ e9 s6 m4 `性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : f4 P' A: M" C6 v" C

3 ]! S, \$ ?* a* G$ A教之道:The way of learning it : ^; a* p4 Z0 ]6 P' R

, m3 w! Z, m* S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 v+ l) D2 }( r/ _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * v2 j& a; W4 K5 p$ _

+ y* s) ^9 ~/ W子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& m% T2 k6 a& m. j& l3 \竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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# e0 J: P7 n9 c3 I" G% X; M有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " a+ q  s8 D! Z( U( i5 _  v# G0 \

% k1 L+ e$ t$ s& @$ y父之過 :It is all your fault.
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* g( [: [/ x( A0 s$ p教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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4 h0 g" m5 z. i2 F4 V7 n子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 `7 }$ T* o! z5 k% D: ]

+ s0 Y' O. t2 w+ M非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . L6 E6 K+ L8 |: V! B, Q3 K1 M
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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" U8 W+ R# |( p$ _# ]9 K老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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1 U, e& A$ V! I; @' ~" `不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * V- x0 P* B! J) j8 ]6 s
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 E" v- c3 k5 {

7 `$ H/ Y$ h' n) Z. @不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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