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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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% f, \  m; y" m9 U, ?% P性本善:Sex is good. " l+ C; b7 }' h1 n
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) u! C! _2 G* t4 [- Y6 v# l

" n) O( F( s  J( o8 t5 _1 y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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8 L/ J0 L" p  D! Y+ A1 A0 \, W苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 9 a/ s/ U" M# E: G' z9 ?

; v/ v2 [  l& i9 o6 A& M貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. " H$ _. Y% A" d3 k" o: ?
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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) q% ^5 l" g9 G1 r5 k擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. $ ~  U  w- Z1 [' z" h
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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% b8 ?4 Q4 \( W2 I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , ?4 ]  Z+ `7 ]- W6 u" Z
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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4 J# J: ~* c$ P, _名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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( O* i: |  ?, D6 D4 e養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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$ i( d3 x3 b1 i! `3 y父之過 :It is all your fault. 2 n; r; S9 h) c

. C& B7 t, G" X, B% e1 e5 \教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 P8 d; x) q/ q& Z

, X. G7 A. n" A/ F, I: F8 @2 o9 x師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 S- l5 m: R5 o5 ?" P' {' I) ?
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this & Q4 f& f. R3 v% f' M  ]/ Y; I' W! E
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 9 n/ F% |8 [) U# y6 W( l9 U" z
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& r9 Y+ o* D9 Z9 b% r2 ^; |/ D" Y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " d+ Z3 A# Z) M: Q& a. A' O# g

% K" K8 V  |4 y; O" R不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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$ j9 n/ Z; B7 s3 D- o人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ! @" O8 {7 u0 H$ w
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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