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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. + r, p! P, e3 @0 @* S( X! @8 {! o
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( h& V  T; y$ X) l

( r% \& |, ]' u- h2 ^, |習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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* ~8 t* l" K9 F  f性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 h- f- e  w& W) T( h& a. {2 j教之道:The way of learning it : B! h) v- h8 u" ?6 ?

! k. u& m) Q5 o6 |8 r貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( b! T. ]4 d' Q  D

0 x* E7 C/ j8 K/ ?' ]1 @昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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' H1 \: a# k' e/ M擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 S  j' s$ q  H! R) q2 a子不學:If you don't study hard, ! o5 H" M$ c3 g- H. j

% y5 v0 w% P! S% b  W斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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7 c  b2 X: N: d' l; C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & |7 Z# Q6 T( [0 Z9 M; b* ]
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ' T2 j3 t8 |$ \4 d* `6 e& `, @
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. + H4 n, [8 {+ t2 z( g1 Q

8 ~, r+ W8 Y$ [; w9 L8 t: ]% w0 T教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # s$ q/ X  i: ~% a$ u$ E7 Y

' B) S, B+ s$ T4 Z$ E6 a師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 3 \, @4 o- m6 W4 k+ `3 f2 S5 B
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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5 u/ E9 M9 J' K8 v, |非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / C2 o1 o9 {: z+ m+ ?7 J' a
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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6 i( w9 j0 @  \9 \9 c" f, A老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + ~9 e! @; e& E7 c
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / \& ]' R0 K5 w0 ]7 N

1 Y$ h, \' f# F5 i4 O1 t+ j2 W# b人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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