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Kei2005

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9 a1 |# w" N- L1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到), |! @5 o4 x! @4 Z" P3 C: E# b6 Z
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)& O( `- X' }: @/ X6 ^
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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/ U7 \% Z' E8 _. ^7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)0 p0 P" K2 J! ]% }. H

% O( I- @- ?: X8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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( y/ w, y: c4 v" Y/ [9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)) i% }/ E9 V+ j1 U4 B+ ~0 T

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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
2 O: |2 g! V% \ 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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9 g4 _; l1 Z5 c8 z" t1 m好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good