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Kei2005

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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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' s! R- i1 d" {( {; `1 x2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 r9 w4 Q! V6 N) i2 `7 k- l1 N3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)# x* B; |1 B, P+ @

7 [$ F% L$ D4 \2 C$ c. m$ e; U4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎# v2 c$ [2 g! t/ j: C. E

" w$ }/ U" p7 \5 B5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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1 X9 n" I! T5 x/ q& c' f  p6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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6 j0 R3 N( ~* z- H: R7 q" r8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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) ^" _: y# w+ E4 B5 H1 B" e$ I10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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6 A1 C2 h6 a# _" g我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
2 S( v9 s6 |! U- `% f% U 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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/ E- O3 q( l2 h) C9 U$ f" A好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:6 m* p4 v( T: F" \/ Y

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

$ Q; x' L* q) y$ |8 X2 f我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good