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十大阿媽口頭襌
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8 `5 S; n+ p' P9 u( X1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?); d. E0 W  p- h6 \' f: y

, C* x5 q7 Q* D) y) V3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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, H; i' z0 w( ?' _5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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! i* r/ b8 o' f! T6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)+ ]2 |7 Q( T; f- P2 o) _$ n0 x
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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# J0 E/ M6 T9 l/ _7 Q8 g- S& y9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)& M. X2 U) v5 q, e4 M+ g
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
( k( {7 K) ^$ B9 w: Z3 F 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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9 e$ H! C' x! L( }4 I4 b好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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! O! k5 b* M% O- G) Y+ E5 J好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good