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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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, E0 j6 M% o$ ?. @(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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; N; J" X% e9 B2 G9 P' HPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 {- z# m1 i& b, f# i
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 4 K/ [- ~7 @* G; J% |/ f! {
- g+ x( [" P9 \6 \! uYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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: `: d) X ^( A: S+ f& w+ cI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! : a; O: z+ D/ F- [2 u
! n, m: F1 J$ wIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ; f+ }, Y5 D) M0 [- D
: I9 y' G" Q% a& D7 z3 dFish skin~魚皮 。 ; f; h' v8 V4 `% u) I" x
( }' ~9 B1 e* LFall on a street@@ 。
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; R/ V' n0 w( ?7 }& O/ `1 ?7 b; Vfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水+ e9 Z" D7 E. ~
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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' n: c7 H6 ~& t* xI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- X2 m# w6 e' o& d/ _我吹雞打你班友 。
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$ z. e& \' ~& a5 X. K @1 \( ` w, vStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ' q# z% R" U4 V p/ s4 g* m# Y" ^
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) N7 j0 Z& E* I" d, p點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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3 z! Q7 M E/ i M. R7 \1 `6 ?4 HYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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) V0 m0 R7 C; x5 RYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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7 K4 Y6 N3 b4 k3 h9 fYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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/ }# s' _/ R: I- ?Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ' d* m9 A9 b$ B5 G( ?3 X1 {2 O
7 m& c2 ^9 I6 nEat banana食蕉
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0 r% U6 C) _' Q1 e3 w5 w& gYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 , k5 r5 f2 |/ i- s# F6 _1 s2 j
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How senior are you?你算老幾? # a& {) r: @) t- p% B5 e% {
, \! }* ^/ l# P$ o5 NWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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( n, K s, _! x5 O4 s8 \Where are you come from?你邊度架? 1 Z! C8 i4 W& k( d4 @3 _# [ C
8 ?2 q/ [% j+ BDo you big me?你大我呀?
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, ~1 U) {7 ?' `3 u8 C l* |Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % m6 y: } q# p6 u7 X
4 ?1 i$ t: P. H& S$ LDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ( ^# R1 r* m4 x4 Z j7 ]8 {( W
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ; |7 E" N$ o& p7 E A
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Cut girl 界女 ( u2 g0 f' u ?
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 * g! Q/ e* f, }+ D" a N
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 8 {5 P: _9 F+ O4 d6 j* d
( ~% p1 K0 q2 H- u1 t1 F; D4 QI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! " ?# G# C8 B% ^% \4 b2 d
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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0 X2 `1 i0 N S/ }Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 a2 l( ?( C0 n2 {0 t- l, L7 |Laugh die me.笑死我。
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& F& Q5 N4 G5 k$ D( V( b1 aYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 % |9 R/ H2 [9 e4 \$ l/ W
5 ], z5 s3 `, N* aAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
$ i: ]$ t+ V6 O5 ^6 @0 |你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + O1 }! f4 F6 p/ w( ?- J* N
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King eight egg.王八蛋 7 t) j2 c+ }& ~6 B& D4 z+ R. T" v
( a3 H, W3 }1 z: n: g6 T# ~2 dBlack son黑仔 7 n8 \% K" f3 @
* F7 ]# |' D+ k( qToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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# C" j ]" r0 v5 e3 G0 e8 kWear grass著草 8 T5 C4 }, m& s3 z: a% n
* F" d% d, e& u, c% n- wI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 T6 O& j" Z0 g- t4 C1 V0 [4 {+ y' x2 f
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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0 ?3 W; p; h! f3 a: _( s fHigh hand.高手 # C0 q+ ]; P4 F8 a% F2 h
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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6 j3 E$ Y& |0 g7 z! H& tTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 0 N! M7 {3 G; P
, L$ Q4 u S* @) |1 F( `: NOne old water 一舊水 ( {. `% z/ t) s% s B. J
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 F! }- W* Y0 c0 D T( ?0 _
/ Z, F' F( x" R! m2 ?' LA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' O9 o @" H0 _% f* d% A* I7 N
1 q: w2 ?" t0 f/ sMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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: y- X% N$ x6 k. x/ p9 F( cA dragon service.一條龍服務
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1 K3 ]: O3 r1 t2 j5 R w4 HHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 4 f3 R2 E% m! b" e
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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