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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 . D5 m$ `7 j& I; _6 V3 F' |5 i! s0 M; X
' s) I L# t6 ]6 r8 |" IPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; m; H. w$ d& w
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ / D N7 ~) m; h0 c
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ - x9 k Y. a* I$ I; @- O# s
" A* A/ Y/ M, F. a1 m4 l" oI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ - A6 \) u2 m l2 r# w$ H- A
' y1 B- [) g* l$ B$ s* a( AIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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8 K, n( T r- O7 U5 j6 P* ]Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" $ _* Q6 g! R M6 e1 M0 X
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Blow water吹水& o7 d( M+ p7 ~& _7 ]6 @. f, i
# L9 ~1 L& o2 m7 n, O$ G5 DMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 u1 D/ _) K" V1 k% C
# p7 @' f c1 f9 B, S( T# w: bBlow chicken吹雞 & d# q" Q- y% v: m4 D- s" w
9 a+ R2 L8 R3 M% SI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . k2 W* K( q" C9 l
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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; U* }: Y' E- JFace green green臉青青 。 4 X% v# b2 o) U, ^1 c1 C' p: w8 U
! @/ A; g# ]4 V0 Y+ X% G"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
* u6 R' U: q# P% D+ }. H; X點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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" l7 u& U% H/ j7 N2 qYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! D" v1 g4 a! D: X8 j3 t9 I
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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6 X/ t/ Z4 n: }+ x! b FPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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& G8 F2 ^1 \9 y. h; I! yYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " l. ^: y: Q& G. _+ s: m
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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9 y6 ?- Q! ?8 Z( a6 {; WWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ( H& Y* ~- b2 ^$ w5 W( h
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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5 B% y3 Q0 D" PZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ! l2 g; @$ u- V! ]
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 5 c. o: l* Y2 R+ X
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 1 B! d" P( C+ C$ D+ I
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 * O& F( v; d% D' C/ s
, t" N6 G. [+ q9 u$ V d aCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ % o6 V4 X# ?+ G, G( b0 y; n
1 u( m2 D5 c/ G8 SCollect father收爹 2 j5 F; |$ v% f# Y6 |2 R- O
6 _' n Y1 ]. V7 @" N: WYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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' E4 ~0 @& s, o' ?5 NDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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9 g; v! z& s( Q( ?* { ~Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 Z( N" q' `. k7 ?4 A' [2 O
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( y6 z& V8 w( v# j) `) |8 P. H4 ?
+ g1 l! m. P4 kHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 e7 B' s7 C7 N4 j
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 9 ]( x% N* M; ^* D9 g
5 b% C) e2 B/ ~+ [Eight woman八婆 7 n( W* u: ?. k$ N
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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3 {% I* O' O7 B Y& ?Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 7 D n$ g! U* C' F) a3 N1 W
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Wear grass著草
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! `8 {2 q2 k9 P% Y6 L. n* M* DI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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# d2 W& w- ` m; NI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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* B6 x0 c1 G! q6 M& M' A5 _To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 7 ~3 P6 E! K' g8 D
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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) e8 r6 C; J# ?8 k3 ~% c- _/ pWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? / V5 L. B' F+ q1 ~2 O2 N% Y& ]- B
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 d% o4 l9 w; Q1 C
0 V" T: k$ l2 D+ ~7 z4 W' M+ BA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 b2 n3 h% k$ q4 v. z) Z) O
4 [1 T' B! \2 ?Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . y- I8 i( X4 F; M4 P
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 : T: _0 O/ j- h+ h) y( C5 Z4 D
: Y0 R0 N9 z6 f# Z* ^) OHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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6 \# i9 w2 ^0 [Two five boy.二五仔 |
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