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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 6 O* H3 R' S- q7 v& x/ o- _; g; t
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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) @5 Z9 N+ R7 u7 W  v' A( PPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( \$ ^- P  O+ C3 O, V* M: V& ?

6 s5 T0 Y$ h2 W% BI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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# N& \" E, t9 R  ~8 l/ DYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ( Q1 k1 p8 @2 i
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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8 D: R1 P, e% b+ }Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 5 A# c1 q% U2 f5 H9 ?) b2 T6 |

, `" F0 l% z4 K7 LBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 O3 K# }6 L9 {3 f
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Blow chicken吹雞
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6 U3 G3 K( D& W5 ^; g6 O& kI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 o9 h6 i, k0 B4 i) E6 c9 B我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 w% G* ]  T9 j3 W
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Face green green臉青青 。
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9 }' Z8 {( a7 N) @( P" ^. G! A"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 ~' y0 L" f& }. S) n5 g  B" y
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ; H4 p$ A. H1 d1 k" V) Y6 j

2 I1 `0 {7 }3 KYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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  K2 M/ Y- g$ ~! VYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - M* d3 U4 x* y0 s! p4 v
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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% E. `: Q4 \( YPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 U: B" i$ V$ b  M2 F1 q: Z
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 2 X0 {5 C+ N( L  U. l

/ l$ q! L9 |- l" bHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 1 M/ d( L# ]4 k9 ?6 y( }/ K

$ a5 `5 g2 V/ E( S1 K* ]6 AWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 8 J5 P# a0 n4 B2 @) q
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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  }! K/ h: Y0 |7 L, R7 Q' P1 x/ LZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 d. D* Z: V$ v
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Do the world做世界 。 1 p) n. z/ o- X6 Y0 ~8 ?% ^

* p; y4 N; I$ y; I$ [" n. qBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ) E: ]3 M3 O' N8 {. q( ]- g* h/ B3 e

0 B% _- r/ c7 f' ]) CCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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4 e  z% Z, i8 @! @* t# WI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 : t  ^: C8 X$ Y3 M2 Y9 i6 s9 b5 f; n

0 X. @! {6 D. _0 Q( b/ o/ q( VYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! " Q! t. M$ C7 J4 l

- l8 s+ o- ?+ f; O8 B: h" iDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : [- l+ @3 E5 A# U- a( g8 w
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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- `& y2 }5 b; ~# I4 Y& u& `You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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/ c& ~! P' Z4 R- _4 CAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 , f2 [* V7 U3 b) j

1 z; v, `; }. I: P+ ~( y, D9 }Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 / h$ Y& z* X, X
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
1 _" D" [% j9 p你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ! f( {1 y# F. u5 M9 I
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Eight woman八婆 : N8 i" T/ Q$ x" E% v; C

) E5 \0 X4 u- O) PEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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/ \/ {) `9 @: e2 U, h3 H( qKing eight egg.王八蛋
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* _1 m: {1 |( Q' V6 hBlack son黑仔
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" ]" a& P$ X; u  @0 sToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! , r4 B4 V" d( b" o; J% }" _& ~. c; Y
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Wear grass著草 / `5 O: L  K) }2 d
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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7 G" f; m2 E- \7 ~2 I* n; S6 ?I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 5 H7 G. Y) p9 N6 `! e9 }9 p7 _! k
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High hand.高手 # t1 {& Z# u  H4 J) a
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 . ?0 ?0 K/ O. o$ J3 y  D

8 ]! }# N- }) L: ]7 g4 \) jTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 7 g+ V! K2 a$ E. o+ E5 D
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Good mother.好娘
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1 u1 ]; ~. \# n& P/ UYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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4 W8 X# H+ w5 h$ W5 r3 U0 COld dot.老點 " O' C) c; t' m1 f% Y* `

: G" x* ~1 h) e6 \# q9 D3 }One old water 一舊水
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3 Z1 s3 }* \. KWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ; S  K: b# z% R# q
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % b2 S- e; r# p+ ~; k

& E# d) V1 m+ @5 f- HMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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' }' l. L1 ^6 X4 R  LHold hold water.楂楂水 9 x- c9 A! _' t8 ^0 T8 N

5 m; B. K; E0 |3 u4 T# ^+ O& DPump water.抽水 1 D1 @! H  S$ ^& H

1 E) L; N5 u  B6 l& y1 u6 _Two hit six.二打六
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7 @1 R5 Q' |& c$ m! [9 ^8 H/ bTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# ^7 {+ w( s3 L
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
3 i! T+ m- H: Q  v還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳7 R- i+ |6 [% w( S! r4 Y6 E
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
5 U: W. F5 Q- ]& C# Yd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..6 R3 X, u: ?1 C+ Z; O
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好無聊下- s2 Z" r8 `+ a: e

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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。% U; F' T3 g" }9 Y: b5 b1 |, p$ {
例如:
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有d以前睇過
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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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