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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~# x! x; g  O1 F+ O5 y. W
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(轉)港式英語
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8 @6 x' W  o) ?* [% w  `* J  qPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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; P5 y1 H" {: d( ~. C3 wI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 7 z3 B: g1 W/ L& [0 T2 \; K

( |/ W' R. }, q4 n1 h  YYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ; H7 b6 Z; h# T/ W$ d! W
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 4 R, z8 D% H1 d/ n% [2 ?
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 3 i3 ?" S: v% C$ ~) g9 _
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 1 ?/ N2 S* S3 ]4 r! B% K& J

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9 w% f: K; O/ u8 JMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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8 L/ M6 t5 o5 \1 w& PBlow chicken吹雞 0 Q8 g% J- e* _! e& H" N+ C) e& D
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ _# q* Z5 L: D# Z6 P+ g7 c我吹雞打你班友 。 ' p* D% i$ W$ m" ~& `0 g
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 + ]+ B, Z# M4 d# r) }$ d% h. Z
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Face green green臉青青 。 5 M0 `. \: _9 a* x; I
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " D; d" A! M% A8 S% Q
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 7 O* E& U# m- _: y4 d! P+ x- P8 E
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 % v3 p% s- [7 q% R& `& V
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 C+ V& e1 x9 r  A

6 J& y, [  w' F$ JYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 ^5 Q1 I8 i2 `4 ]  X

. O! D: N8 d8 A9 b2 E3 Q/ L! a7 P% oPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 : q+ ?/ K1 v% m6 \% ?# N5 d

! \' [; H% l( y, U$ aAre you road?你係唔係路呀? : s6 B! `  L7 F, \, A$ L+ p
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# u+ H3 Y/ a" z' ]7 a/ O' }You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? % Q' y: f0 M# P" S  O: b0 P# I, A

: n, \$ y) {* U1 h, cWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ) Q2 x1 E- a+ ~: i  G2 V# [+ W! P* U" L2 i
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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* X0 h. C8 m0 R  _" e' V! u# LDo you big me?你大我呀?
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* Y% w$ L- z% w. bZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 e. T2 J& p9 ?1 @

- z) N. [0 U$ L2 R8 o4 m" QDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。   U. c4 o" t* u5 ^- j6 K/ r
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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9 K# q+ a) {; y* R: }+ x+ P- }, O* x; Y: OCut girl 界女 - U( A5 S/ o1 t4 q  q' \* X
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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8 F! n- A- m& g. d3 m+ V0 }6 RCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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' T: R2 h+ p! A- zI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ' J( c; e7 a" _7 A2 N% o
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Collect father收爹
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+ q7 |( f4 v7 G* v5 T5 WYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 1 U5 z6 C1 y, Y: V$ b6 X
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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& K+ i  x3 H3 F# C. E( fLaugh die me.笑死我。 0 m3 ]! q# h7 `' N' {

+ y( ?$ i- x# P/ M1 EYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 1 \) ~3 q, {) D- f7 A

2 d( _: m2 Q0 O# A- Y7 {3 gHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 z0 l' V+ j, V6 F, _( h

: j" v# p% Z: b. x- k! ~! pYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
7 ]1 G8 U* x& N' g2 R/ {8 R# b你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! + h" s) U6 Y6 A# P
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Eight woman八婆 * u/ M$ r2 p% J: `2 m: c
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ) m) l- g4 p& y# G) q

( _! q# u0 ^9 j1 x/ G* bKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% F" G; s4 q" [5 e# r8 ^- w  R( a- v# AWear grass著草 ! K# X4 {! a( x9 m0 V( G/ l6 H

8 Z" f# N2 ]( g4 ~3 hI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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: k0 A; M" g& g. N: kHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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- G7 A; k' _: Z0 v0 ?7 b9 jTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 : W/ c6 `0 b% b/ E5 x9 C. y  W
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Good mother.好娘
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9 w' X, J$ c0 P# Y2 H% I# SYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) V) l+ a0 g: U- i' e
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Old dot.老點 # P. r; M; i/ x9 @5 N8 U
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One old water 一舊水 - I% H+ h0 B' T* X6 [+ Y
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ! o* L9 g/ {, n( H5 y( n
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 & X# S3 h1 t6 h
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 - b6 W) B# X' [. U5 m
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 - t# I( A6 v: F$ C3 R6 j) s4 {+ z9 K
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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* {, I: X. W) BPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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0 f% F1 l+ F8 n3 o/ Eyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
( k5 A% h! C6 f2 y- a9 II hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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5 Q* T! O2 `2 Myou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
) k" w, r( `: gI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。! s5 X: D5 t: g2 l8 K
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
& |3 {7 |; ~; i" Z+ f5 i# y0 A最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。* e' f: E/ m0 D6 s, z
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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