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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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4 _% L+ t3 X: a5 y（轉）港式英語 g( { C2 J0 \% h, m/ b
1 J; G# b- C* \: C7 b+ {Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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: u. B' t9 r' v2 I ?0 S$ FI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ) m7 K( @. t1 X( e( y
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 4 b# m6 b. [3 {) V) B9 }
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 0 L, [3 S- A2 r; M
, K f% D; K; q/ L% jFall on a street@@ 。 2 p( p( I% W( a# x( q& b
& _ [* W' P2 F# i1 L* J tfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水; S; n3 V2 f! P3 P! w
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 7 K0 ~* R" T% ~4 s8 Q/ S6 m+ ~
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' E8 I K% \" U我吹雞打你班友 。
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8 \' `% s: J" u; g/ yStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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& K! B& I) Z3 `Face green green臉青青 。 7 C* R' A x# |- K+ ^9 `9 f
: |" B- B% m$ \& o: j+ p7 Y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
]3 h" c% A1 v& x; ]點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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- n. \- {& V Q( xYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 & \2 x* F" X" b& O# I' ~
5 C9 _/ Q2 x# n; hYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , C, u4 E, C" m' J& G; c2 O
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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+ ^( x& o% x6 x+ e J: ~/ `People mountain people sea人山人海。 - y& e3 r! }* @' @, ]6 L
9 y: R* n- s0 G+ x: Y/ nAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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5 ]. f4 w) \9 H: h) S3 KEat banana食蕉 " M+ F. @ @$ t4 l3 t7 I7 K4 E6 @. ]
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? . H% I. B; b5 a5 J# s
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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9 P! y# ~. T0 x$ [: G- Z. t0 }- A dWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ) |$ O, o7 {/ q* ?+ P+ Z
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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6 c6 d1 T! a m/ Y' e5 G) @Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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/ }; |, I8 r7 a6 u( V# q0 z& CDo the world做世界 。 9 o# U/ g, c% F4 P
7 ?" [3 b, a' w# g5 ^7 bBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 ?1 T+ T; W4 S* w7 x3 ZWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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1 I9 b: j1 @8 I" d. `8 f6 ]Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ / B& G: a( a" t5 _ `
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ) h. O3 H% [' o
6 `! ?7 I T) o- g6 W8 g" w% LCollect father收爹 3 ^9 i( ~! U7 H) F( m
5 |6 C# t \: P/ tYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 5 {7 C1 Y1 }# F0 s1 o8 n2 X! X
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : ^6 I6 f# o* U0 ^
6 R" a" [, \8 q' H! BLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 x0 H" e# {8 q+ D+ b8 k' W) g
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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) @3 r; D( g h+ a; X) }Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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: `# u2 g4 d1 H2 C, i4 tKing eight egg.王八蛋 4 E( p$ u) K/ c+ s- ?) }5 D
" x; n* V5 O `; o7 ?$ tBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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, p2 I& f7 u7 @: Z( J0 |# f1 }+ d& pI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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0 N! \" I! a3 X0 D, U8 MI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ * P6 R# E- Z) r: ^
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High hand.高手 9 o4 c* U9 z3 G8 J
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 # Q" ~. p& Z( @9 |! t8 P9 _
; i( I% m7 e5 C6 J& E9 m; H1 ^To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 # O3 U; f! f" |1 e% M
+ X i; `& E' Z- c lGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ & u- f; @& c( Y
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One old water 一舊水
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5 n7 b9 D a$ S. K) oWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 x" ~. _ Q" O4 v/ c7 X7 V
5 L1 [5 Z$ L9 C* Y" E+ eA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! R) o. K" m l6 ^ I3 q+ [: e: d
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 4 x& i0 c: a' ^! Q0 C% ^3 d5 W
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 $ U* h6 _7 h6 ^/ @4 o( C
5 ? q5 f* j% R9 W# M$ t1 W/ }Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 9 e' Z. l3 x5 Y* U
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7 O8 ?5 m4 i4 ZTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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