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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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U$ j. v7 I* m9 Y S, b' P% @（轉）港式英語
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+ W1 B. E C: ^" YPiano piano green 琴琴青 ! C1 J' V, x! D+ t# a
2 m) y+ |/ ~, x' BPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; z, _& s2 ~* u6 b6 F3 {1 j
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 4 \8 n+ f; v) i3 T) y
6 p% w! C, ^5 ~I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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$ q. i# P+ A/ x- o) u0 ZIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ $ h* ]1 _+ W) K' n
; q2 P S2 H0 U# z' K4 }! [0 fFish skin~魚皮 。 / J6 N8 ^: r3 @+ ]0 Q/ a
& Y$ h' I& ~! R/ Z9 ^Fall on a street@@ 。 * m" U% \6 m% F* A T3 u% l' I
$ F: B& D. H6 x/ z% o3 M) I6 Pfall on your street.""你個"K"
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9 l m9 T. I- K; s2 _) cBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 e2 u( w% ]% u4 \* Z2 \
1 G8 P* `% _; [ u+ m( dBlow chicken吹雞
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) c6 X& e2 g8 ?I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: m5 X0 f+ ~5 f8 ?我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * c) k$ s8 N9 ?2 L
0 N& e3 z; x# P2 A PFace green green臉青青 。 4 Q D; D) b Y; H [0 T# A$ l
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " r: D& Z. G: J2 h! ?. U# m G E, s
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ( @6 I& b% c9 a+ P* @
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; i' F6 \6 w8 |& H N( H" x
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 4 T4 V5 L& u4 S* ]4 Y& L! g
; \$ Q9 Q3 q6 M9 ]6 x& j; `7 t# nEat banana食蕉 0 ^& Z: \/ n/ S" z1 C
* y Q- l- O' c4 }! h4 p! AYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 $ |8 W$ f e8 u# y0 i! Q
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ' H7 D$ f* V& t/ y) I7 u
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ( g3 ], ?0 y" c1 ^+ z
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? . ` n( f' M! M& j) N% ^
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 _$ D) I/ z& U: t) d. K/ L& N$ G
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Do the world做世界 。 3 K y' m4 s: u: q; @/ N0 Y
6 u& H# J/ \8 O% i0 YBig tea rice大茶飯 。 $ i& v# g1 I% l8 l+ s& g
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 , k P5 @( x* U! H2 {
* Y" p/ s* V0 a0 V! _/ D0 oThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 1 v* z0 z- C! Q) J5 g
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Collect father收爹
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: ]! }1 `$ |+ {' S" {, s+ m% jYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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2 M2 ~9 e. ^8 J" {' |6 o( ?' `Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ! V* _+ V) k% E' [1 J0 G
# E' D8 x8 \* x" p: ~# kLaugh die me.笑死我。 5 k7 {$ O+ h. Q, m- `7 i1 z
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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7 H/ i& ^1 I" f, q5 M, M: p+ NHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' U9 {" l. D6 X9 H5 @
1 d( n4 u C3 H9 b4 I/ r$ jYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. . ^1 D9 }. F6 a( q7 @; }: d
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 ( O9 N( h, s4 U# b
" g5 J9 Q) } s" w6 m4 f$ {3 zEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 % t! V; d9 g0 k$ V& F
4 Q- q' ^7 Y& Z7 T3 k# FToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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( y, W3 c) e$ J/ Z. CWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 \5 a+ s2 P; ?/ eI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ \ \: r1 I" R* Q0 ?
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High hand.高手 : L! N; a7 p# ^; w+ g) o
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 E0 T3 X+ V$ S4 Y9 N
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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" O5 @5 l( g- |+ {5 ?Old dot.老點
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- c1 h( x- X" d2 M4 \" K; EOne old water 一舊水 : L0 O1 Q$ E9 f" f5 [$ I) q- D) ~
. X. L- E! D! P) HWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 * v( O# H: F4 j
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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/ f& ^6 g& _9 d& P2 YMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ' q- R+ X4 H" w' o* n9 ]
! G5 W; a6 w5 [, o( s) x8 @! \$ k2 u$ ]A dragon service.一條龍服務
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6 X3 W6 {8 t5 O% V4 f& n2 v! i1 DHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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