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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~  u+ o' ~2 v. i# @  V5 Z

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$ q8 c. W( y  t3 x! k(轉)港式英語
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, Y+ N6 ~6 [7 h& G: d4 c4 D9 c  n6 @Piano piano green 琴琴青
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1 j( Q; ^' f* VPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 # _6 |7 q9 U! q/ m4 F) |

4 s. ^+ {( b3 B8 lI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! , T% ?! ]' O- }' r* W1 |# o# h
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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0 w1 v5 ?1 g: k, XI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 N) |8 t, r4 Y
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ) G, t3 z$ M9 k: w2 Y2 a. e  Z
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Fall on a street@@ 。 # K" W! k( f: `9 N

* w4 T# V6 K4 p  gfall on your street.""你個"K" ) `6 u# I& b3 Q: [+ [$ _
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Blow water吹水5 L: I: w+ \  w( V  f  F0 _" b
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ |: B: Q' r5 j9 f% G3 D* t我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 ^; {8 p0 W, \; d+ K! h% x( U, j
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Face green green臉青青 。 % c  @; o1 n  @0 t" ]

5 f$ S7 M2 u  C% h- z7 F$ w4 H0 c"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"   t# w" @8 O9 X, j" R: U9 `
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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# ^9 c+ |; }! u( x+ C! p+ }7 O* r1 JYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; _( d; Y* C% [& d
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 M' C: ?+ |- d7 Z; C9 B/ B; j
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 7 a. Q/ w8 w: k, Q- n/ Q. i/ A, U3 F

! V1 J5 c" h1 b3 |. FPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 9 u4 ?6 |# ?) A  P3 f% _+ R

9 [. v; G5 H# B5 j0 s0 }7 r) |Are you road?你係唔係路呀? : K  y- _8 v: Y- |. m2 r+ e

/ W* x! I0 b) G1 @Eat banana食蕉
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4 B6 [3 j% d0 x0 Q* S& YYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 T" |' Z  c9 P! l
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ! c: ~  i) P5 h  ], R* q2 Z5 a7 V

1 I- [  s7 h, D# x. r, }0 Q- @7 gWhat the water are you?你係乜水? . I5 X( S8 Y, c+ ?$ {; v

* G! X. F( C: ^, A& u0 G' |Where are you come from?你邊度架? * T1 j: l! U% ?; T5 l2 y
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 t% c) K$ x7 k2 |

9 k; j: O% X# I6 y( M4 y) m5 [Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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; N2 G# |  g8 j1 l1 |& ?8 p" g+ YBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 9 O- S% N5 F3 M3 Z' }
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Cut girl 界女 , }6 n( e- S& l+ `, ?
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 A! N) C2 j3 E

1 @& m4 K( Q/ h* E2 g% a; D" r% H5 A- pCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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9 W  s9 G0 J* L' l- W" M  k& cCollect father收爹
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! u5 E5 M5 l/ v" B1 i4 M0 U* }You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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* h* i) h6 A" U' _# q( V& zDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 5 o- e' U, S! u  z) w/ h" X+ {1 `

% ^( f5 x. C3 I% Q2 bYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 - v* R( p) Z3 q6 Q  H/ a8 b

/ u! x+ B0 W5 _5 |) s3 ]1 V# M8 Q6 A, {American chinese not enough.美中不足。 - c: ]7 y0 r( i: [! Z6 g% F
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
! ~" I' X: l6 a, i0 T你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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( ]8 d* a5 d' Q  Q! sEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 4 }+ ]: Q! N. n" B

/ V6 U4 a7 r0 l) [6 GKing eight egg.王八蛋
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+ O( V4 Z$ G8 e, z* qBlack son黑仔 . Y" R7 }( L4 h. i# L

2 z3 c: z( ~* S. S- b  @" B: `Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 0 S3 m- @" `; y+ h  H4 Z

9 T0 ~$ Y0 A3 w$ X. q4 yI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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6 }. \1 m3 i5 WI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 P) L. Z3 M/ s
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High hand.高手 4 `3 v5 l: x+ `, G  F( ^
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 . b( y. X6 c5 ~: J
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Good mother.好娘 # u. `  b! O' `! \" D
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 {+ a& V5 R( [( W
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Old dot.老點 : W- M/ X; q5 a3 ^; m! d* ^  c7 ?

9 i# B1 h* q7 o; {One old water 一舊水 - W" {6 k# F! S* e

+ W: A1 J6 P; W0 x5 mWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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, E  E/ d$ S: k# c$ x. b- _A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! `/ `9 X! K7 ]8 l
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 " V) x- k) e4 |6 G
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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0 {$ X9 h0 r& A: m3 e5 DA dragon service.一條龍服務
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, Y$ m/ n6 T2 ~. [4 j) RHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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. r% h- C* X, G: m# F3 K) A0 {" fTwo hit six.二打六 # ^# y: w/ O& U7 p2 W
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳' G6 F3 f% B9 B& T  a* y6 s
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
/ v- E" A5 n/ E4 H) tI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
; `) I9 N* c# O4 L4 _; g* rd人係連inner都唔識...! d# L( i2 e0 D. k3 }! S
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦../ u. Q, `" S+ x* X0 e

8 f9 B% w  u; s# Y  M好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。8 e- S# Y6 N" V& S
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger& S* D) v. Q) [2 f& j& p
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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