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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ # v) u7 C$ s# N; [% g7 `7 x
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2 ` I b% m) u/ x% u（轉）港式英語 5 w) m( E, K6 Q/ Z
3 I+ r5 a; V; L- U& s" OPiano piano green 琴琴青 4 f* ~/ o& N+ j
9 R' A( f/ }" {' cPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 6 V5 s1 ~4 @& e8 L! @- S" l
+ c' y. d! O6 w" c% v2 ZI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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* m3 d/ G: g+ V! ^- TYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ * [$ ^) y: Q( Q% [! W# _
1 o, O% T- U3 ~I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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5 @! z3 @* {1 o$ dIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 , b, M9 H$ M! S( D/ K+ K+ f- v- h
: V+ `/ W5 ~( i8 o9 d c yFall on a street@@ 。
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% N. [8 e3 I- u) ffall on your street.""你個"K"
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: u2 m3 _/ ?3 f* _5 a$ ~Blow water吹水
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! w& a; ?2 r* D4 ZMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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( [* R5 z9 j, ? P) x; U: `7 `Blow chicken吹雞
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# R! }% J: Z! U! t5 K9 ZI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' c, b( r# G6 [+ [我吹雞打你班友 。 ! T4 Z4 ]& ^. A
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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y/ c; {% L l6 d. {"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" + C. n" x8 L$ P- p* Y! F
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . x5 _ G9 R, l0 K/ v& k
; A5 L- P6 Q& q5 ^; @" E% uYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 + ^. C1 U) f- A1 O
) ^* |7 \! {2 s; V: mYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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7 h' Q+ k4 ^8 CYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 0 n ]: p Z* q0 C
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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: z" l. e" ]! I6 lAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 {( }. }& ^( w( Q! a9 a
% }, j; D3 ~) K @1 sEat banana食蕉
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' G, l1 K* r; E) E' W8 M6 DYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + a( P K* D' e5 q Z
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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$ i% w) g* i5 r- S3 L8 iWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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# R8 J/ _% W. H8 P9 aWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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J4 f6 |3 ^# l( hZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + F. R6 N, F$ b9 w- n+ `# d9 X" `, \: o) a
5 m1 y( A/ e2 l5 VDo the world做世界 。 9 o( u* E( j8 [( o _3 u
1 G0 I. w3 r+ l) U1 E" z- G- JBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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9 Z. ?3 [& `6 G: j2 |) X+ F7 J/ HWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - K" k9 F4 y3 c/ L1 p$ v
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 i7 f6 y, X8 w c, W( S3 A' F
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ * M3 j# W* X/ C6 o, Z0 g) l- T9 A
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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- O- W- ~! @. P/ L2 OCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 i: W! D4 R+ W' |. h5 |
- K- p* C/ N6 d3 x; a% gLaugh die me.笑死我。 ! |$ @. G+ ~* z( ~
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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: z' e* e; N) E5 m* v2 a# |American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' s2 \ \; i6 v2 N) K# G
7 X% [: o# f) _( p0 ?6 W5 MYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 z8 y; K3 ~" ^* K: I4 l
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ , _2 q# `& v9 j. R
7 @; T) A: X/ xEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 2 e3 q) o. C* c
1 R3 a6 k6 B7 \1 _; b, PKing eight egg.王八蛋 4 L& r( L( k3 N/ u
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Black son黑仔 ) }$ k; q8 d" X8 ]
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 1 q, X4 ~- u- w: j& ?8 R# m5 X
% {$ A C; X. t8 B' [* ~Wear grass著草 9 o' ?! j% K) i" S& H$ Q/ U
' J; g8 _; w6 Z; E# DI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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4 N/ G! h% K0 `5 w; }1 y# l! }High hand.高手 - o0 `, ~( n& d7 F
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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* J1 g q- x+ CTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 N, ?3 h7 I' t! M$ f
$ O8 m6 e' E9 }8 m, TGood mother.好娘 8 r& l) t$ I$ I S- O' j( r
: l5 R7 `4 |6 Y0 G: NYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 8 `( o" ^+ D2 V; W/ A( Z
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Old dot.老點 ' r' d# k- E1 V3 o
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One old water 一舊水 / V U; k# y e4 {; D+ {
/ ^3 r1 Q# v; b S0 D4 DWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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8 f: d% h+ a0 tA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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8 ^4 x) s1 }6 l- L3 ^. L) e; jA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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- x5 F$ ]+ O+ p0 y* ZMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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# P5 I2 M# s+ R7 P( n# Z& X$ g UHold hold water.楂楂水
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& X! A% P# U. g0 d7 H) r9 L. RPump water.抽水 # ]# I* ~. j3 y% `2 K; }9 I
, y2 V, d5 o1 n# ?# HTwo hit six.二打六
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/ j! r& c k$ b9 n3 d0 eTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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