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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~8 g' ~6 F$ q& r

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  i8 J' f) y4 G9 p/ f! ](轉)港式英語 # ?. i' `, T( @6 E) m5 N

/ D# f4 D- B7 [; A! J; G1 JPiano piano green 琴琴青
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" D; n. h' ?$ ]  p/ E! \Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 . j- [+ g% P' E/ F& b5 P- H0 X

1 Z0 @& a# r" B( T8 yI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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% E# q8 s( K. w; E+ ~! eI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 5 O' b5 n7 J, l5 a

, `! v: Z# ]9 \! i# y! gFish skin~魚皮 。
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/ s0 z4 _2 ]' ^! }* D: |, LFall on a street@@ 。 . a2 a+ X* f7 L( u  j
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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$ Z- U" J+ e! Z/ ]: }Blow water吹水4 N/ K% y! G; \9 h* f8 x

( n  N) B3 j6 U0 _Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 @; D% J2 l1 k6 A  e0 S; j
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 l7 i7 E  w9 B; i- l- T我吹雞打你班友 。
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+ q: y6 h% }8 T$ OStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 4 L) P3 r) T3 t
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
- b) K  F: W) q  z+ t點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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% X$ i4 h1 G. w- |0 AYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 + O9 L/ d% t3 \- V2 ?

% {& T  P9 _, A" E1 }8 rYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' c8 L* z; g8 g7 X8 y
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 4 `4 q4 O: w% \! h8 i1 h
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? , |) y+ t5 e" ~5 y' }/ C

/ C( m0 j8 G8 K( B. T4 i4 ZWhat the water are you?你係乜水? + S+ Z+ D* m$ b! w; O7 _0 l: V( v9 n+ b% J

* `7 h; \0 w8 f% p) _Where are you come from?你邊度架? / N# P1 @* P8 e+ y5 \. |8 E( O

0 C0 m  n& C) _( I" f  m. |Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 - I9 e7 |. G5 @  g' Y
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 q5 P: i! d: T/ f: QWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? " W1 ^* |/ \2 t8 Q% `

( s! T2 k: f7 p1 VCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 " N6 v7 x' P* g3 V+ q% e
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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' r# V. [* L; s- E2 M7 [1 XI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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; [7 M3 U* n) u. P4 }You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ; `1 j. p6 L  `" m- s

  h. P' O) b+ ?! P3 R0 N' ~Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?   g# S3 O. w1 b( g8 b& t
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 & T( z  v3 ^6 n5 G
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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6 @  M$ S2 V' U9 ]( E( S# HYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
# ~  Y# G* c* W# P- A$ D你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 4 v% R% ^" l- K
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Eight woman八婆
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+ ]7 g- `0 ^1 P: {! P; @) p& |- DEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 $ a* x9 `/ u4 v$ F$ @* G1 C
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Black son黑仔 6 K3 z2 g- J0 G$ ^3 v

# @: M- ^1 y' m7 K4 a8 R+ s3 [/ ^Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! " t  r, S( R8 Z4 H! _: @
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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, E" o; z4 n  eTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 , k7 @6 X4 Y# E& e, L! V( n! N( R9 M
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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; k% Y* T" C! q) uOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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( m/ Z8 _& I  g! V# tWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 0 \" [/ [6 K* i
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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5 W" g3 W0 A# v) W! l7 qA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水   \9 g4 @& S. E
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Pump water.抽水
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! w3 w* s1 s& ~' ?Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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1 ^; L$ V* g  {3 o7 ?2 Tyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
' ^( I: J# V2 i& N+ R4 k  C' ~5 l2 QI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
  D) {" U" }0 V- v: II hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
: ~# p6 ]2 r, \6 Od人係連inner都唔識...  `" c2 \- G; B4 f; N! P+ b
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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% h9 ~5 R# A" z2 C- f* e& k2 u好無聊下
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個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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. }3 j9 U+ Z8 G' Xgood rope 好索
有d以前睇過! }- E2 G" r! e! A5 f
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。" ?' b, J6 B3 ~! L! J( p
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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# e; \4 K3 Q7 a9 C' ~我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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