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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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: l2 k+ ?6 @' \5 ~(轉)港式英語
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% a6 c- q- p$ D6 z9 pPiano piano green 琴琴青 & X5 z/ [" d- u9 e9 I
8 x& N# ~7 o: B6 }Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 6 O/ [% R5 Y% r
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! # @4 w1 A( M0 b* S! f
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ; {2 [' `- \. k, D( Q( {/ O9 O
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! % V& y1 a# F; c5 c( [
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; _2 \' t' G3 i& N; J
5 u. b* u# @& S2 a; w; EFall on a street@@ 。
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8 Z: U! N. f6 zfall on your street.""你個"K" * B7 k! U: ]) h. z
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Blow water吹水
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7 B. K6 g+ r/ z! HMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 s: O% S8 m# L. w8 _' ^
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Blow chicken吹雞 + z) C6 l; A4 @- I# n/ G$ A5 ~
/ O! z8 S& `4 x, r" W$ XI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * b) s/ A8 ~( E8 e7 l; B; i' s
我吹雞打你班友 。
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+ a4 x2 {. s; P1 _Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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, q& L* W8 O$ r- L: TYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ O: X7 C; A5 k, r) k, s
% L: M, m' ]! k2 W% }' w5 sYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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0 @9 i0 X0 M. s% \( DYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? & n4 K2 `6 R0 O% J+ _6 b2 M8 W
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Eat banana食蕉 * ]! {4 c! Y8 p0 U4 q, V W: j4 A
* \0 ], F7 R, w! C3 n/ e8 G3 \You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # t* `7 i. s) D4 e5 z3 r, l
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 8 v" e3 U' ]% C% ]* j
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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. U2 g9 u S8 P; e0 q: yDo you big me?你大我呀? ; h y0 y* V! J& h% D. ]
% F% s9 p9 {. o8 }Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 G% e2 `- Y3 E: t& d Y
* J' x2 L0 q$ Y1 O4 M" u5 ]; dDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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5 \6 C9 ], C/ |: M0 dWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 ^5 N' a) F* J; p" O
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Cut girl 界女 ( j8 W0 @, j) O) K1 ?
" w* E, g- j {1 mThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 ^% P# {* p* g( O& @ B
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! . n& X J3 G% c
. I0 |, K* y/ y5 f, S5 C& dCollect father收爹 " v( B9 i5 B( S# b) I
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 1 y Y5 y# ?8 i
" \ p! b( R( L4 } p1 Y* Z$ PYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ! f3 k1 m U6 Q' _& U/ D- o( W
; @8 t" M; i" k* @* aAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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$ {/ ]& j5 K, D. q0 m2 r3 LYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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% B% C) d% b& O8 uEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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1 V. \% U5 {. j4 U2 v/ Y' M/ D1 R' KKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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: ]! @( w& Y$ y& f# AWear grass著草 $ \4 l$ X) x: |( z" @* }
' w6 K" R+ d7 O+ S! \I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 A7 _2 |; k; r, o8 |
9 r+ p2 p( r6 n$ Q0 C' t2 pI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 9 W9 \1 F% I9 Y( D
4 a' A' }1 T0 u6 g, BHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 / C2 b7 i4 f @. D6 h; z9 \
0 Q* b [- @: R! q. i* ^- o# BYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 7 H4 a. U; ?8 O5 b: U
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$ c+ a0 g0 \9 x1 D" q0 uOne old water 一舊水
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8 z5 s, r& n* g5 S2 \5 a: iWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? : Y1 @4 N- q' H) F& E; Y
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 }/ |# M- }9 q
/ y) E% k" ?$ E; E$ [3 b3 ]A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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1 j: l* x! {& c O9 t, HA dragon service.一條龍服務 & i; V/ B+ b, U7 u' B
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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) l% B8 @6 D3 b- w# z4 x; ^- \Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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