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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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  c0 J2 F& x9 r4 b$ W, I  Y  i8 U(轉)港式英語 ' D3 q0 m8 P2 B2 G  {/ E

1 s- n+ t9 `) |4 kPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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5 B: ^! ~: j- H/ Z7 [: N0 J1 |I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 2 z' U) Y) l! O- \, X
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 7 U% ^: f0 [9 ~9 P# L6 k

# r! B, I; c1 i8 K0 X) dIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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1 z' n! K0 r1 qFall on a street@@ 。 4 c& ]6 O5 u1 h& L8 l, L

: w5 ^- `; ^& L2 m* o5 [" O2 Q  kfall on your street.""你個"K" ; B& _- E3 \- v0 j4 s4 g

2 \3 ^" `- s7 b) m6 D  X2 lBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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! v2 T. j( F/ t% [3 c2 L  zBlow chicken吹雞
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- \6 `0 c7 V# Y4 v7 ~I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 T" U, v" A" G, M: ]
我吹雞打你班友 。
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8 ^0 I: Z' `# {4 E) v# O; UStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " Y1 o7 H1 h- w
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 V7 \# ^, _  X, c) R5 v
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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# M! p% y( ~7 W0 g! K( oYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 u3 H3 R8 F  e& P  g4 _
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 8 g4 |& u7 U& P+ t

' o$ t3 C+ s* j! e" G; |. s$ ]Are you road?你係唔係路呀? . a* J+ e: a7 N. m1 D, ~! a+ M  [- Q5 h
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Eat banana食蕉
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/ E& p9 x% x. f( \/ k$ v8 J: AYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ) x* ?" {0 F' b
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How senior are you?你算老幾? " ]& n7 S6 }3 |! B) |6 }/ l$ ?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 3 z1 a" _; \% I+ ~
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! ^; v+ t: o' N
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ! u+ z( F* T  E- p3 Z1 d
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 W6 `, k* x" J7 Y1 G' l/ ?3 p
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 4 h8 S1 Q) j% p: O

" P6 @: @" b9 r8 G5 f" }5 |What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 1 j3 g7 I5 a, W: u/ w

9 m0 D% H1 C: r% u1 @) |" I0 ~% VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 o$ h  g0 S: }9 m3 Y; ^9 [3 H
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ) }+ E3 t# Y, O4 E5 C
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Collect father收爹 2 b4 c' [3 Y& P" O6 X& o: x

4 N3 V3 R/ @) V* O/ h2 q+ qYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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+ Q6 G- j4 p% b4 T: R  [% L1 wDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 1 Y/ m. o/ ~( g# U7 k, F
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 & O& I1 W5 Y( |) I2 C* h6 Z
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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- P3 a/ A; F# P% Z8 hAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 c; h( F  F; v4 |) t( m  d

3 u# \2 b) p3 lHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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3 G+ W1 k  y. m$ T8 J' KEight woman八婆 & K/ d5 C, o6 ]
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 4 J5 L& c& U, a) Q+ N2 [1 A
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Black son黑仔
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9 d( @# u' d! J, U7 _; }' h$ w! m5 P( nToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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( z3 F# V% T, B5 k" M/ `Wear grass著草 * K; B* H, z# q4 q% P, G4 o4 @

( k5 ]( r/ w' `- t. uI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 ]0 i9 ~' \# ~5 y
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ; J+ N4 B8 P- [  F$ M
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成   e$ B! \/ s. x

. y, l9 K' G$ b: E1 L+ U5 q2 fGood mother.好娘 & @+ F1 H! ]# a0 f

* ]- }% L6 ^5 l9 ~; `# U3 q2 P& s# UYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 ; T1 O6 ]- a+ n1 J0 J+ x4 i
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One old water 一舊水
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9 `# S; o' i" K0 GWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 L$ K3 f+ h0 r: _

/ V% R  w3 k6 O4 E5 C& xA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! Y$ O7 J/ l4 M& u* C* `" ?9 g

' Z! q5 [0 \6 c8 OA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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- w6 f9 w. g0 C, B* Y/ tMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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+ L! k$ M; N& K8 Q" gA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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2 {( J4 ~' j" d" E  ]5 }+ `0 K; g( U/ JTwo hit six.二打六 ( W( f; R7 {/ i1 l

4 w) U5 y7 v. d" jTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
. I& Z% p- N# ]7 o* k& i; RI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:3 S9 k# E" o. ]  C' h3 s3 u
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4 v( B6 j  o9 E' {& m, _: a5 Myou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳) z4 o/ \) c) |9 {( Q$ c8 L, J
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。5 o- J1 P, E: U# \6 y  K; l
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
3 k1 H5 A( S6 f7 \* ?& @  Y最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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