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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 5 Q( Z0 p2 h& m2 L8 o, C$ k3 _
. x' R0 j) b; D4 T) KI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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6 r8 |! |! N* l- j# Z9 JYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 5 e% b) O8 H: ^+ R; ^! v: r
! ^/ E6 p3 {: F! rI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 W! B- l" k8 k2 Y3 p2 D6 g
$ v1 @; E3 F2 B8 i3 ]9 `, S- pFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ' b$ k p p3 u; t* s
0 n+ V6 w3 [2 i7 h [* aBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 0 ^3 A3 y) q; ]1 L: a; D3 e, i
& U; h; y* u2 L0 oBlow chicken吹雞 % B1 s$ _$ V. @3 ]$ K7 P
/ y# k9 x# Q* W5 ~" aI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ O' P4 i6 j& {% [我吹雞打你班友 。 * ~/ V3 e! Y A, V7 o. U
7 ^0 W7 x- ?4 p( y9 l9 x9 cStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 d: D- J9 M/ y* W' i
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
0 g' G f# ?2 `+ d; Q點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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4 J6 v2 i M; f4 xYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 - O' N6 Z% z- [- |- G! @, ~
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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0 g, T7 H& F- Q* AAre you road?你係唔係路呀? " B4 V# J8 \) u4 r' o
j$ ?/ Y. T0 r6 i5 AEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 0 u% [6 d3 v. r. f, N' O
! y- T) U. m. `1 nWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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# T1 t8 J* [, ?( a1 [! H) U; nZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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3 v8 [# l; a, u: F& c8 X% W1 xDo the world做世界 。
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. e6 S) G& n* |' lBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ) b( T5 T+ `" `! b# ~6 ]8 F
2 r, q0 u, S5 V9 fWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & d2 p9 w: P! p$ c% ~9 ^
3 V- y7 l" K# H; J( X- gCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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4 ?8 r5 |, w0 @( S; y) hCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ( s5 Q- S' q+ B& b, h/ g* k
4 z( e" \* H* e, ^- ?% I4 rI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ( A& V7 }- a- H/ ~) C; n
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Collect father收爹
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, C- E* b# ?' R0 E. i$ z8 jYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! ) u8 O6 M. c( f- k
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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, S# B! n6 D5 ~" Q0 ?9 LYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 - w0 A# M |% V ?
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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) g: |3 T Z9 S: f- }6 l( D. {You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 8 H) a' R9 ~ [/ e
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King eight egg.王八蛋 - K7 O \, x" b4 K! M$ Z- S5 x, u
$ H; J/ o" j- C9 ~" a0 n* }/ q% [; JBlack son黑仔
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- e* ]4 ~' t; {0 gToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 1 q$ F( ~# V7 ^. E$ o& {: ^
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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+ b, x/ [. j+ fI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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" q6 V# i0 O" UHigh hand.高手 3 m4 Q, v5 V' j- q
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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2 o+ d. W0 g, m j) j- s, t5 ITo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / \* D, J6 h0 L
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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`$ \: ^* ?$ \- B Q6 FOne old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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5 C3 H1 p/ d5 c& hA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! A, `. v6 t' I7 |! u, x
6 |! `; C4 e0 J+ o. i7 c: oHold hold water.楂楂水 . g7 t4 r6 N) O. l' d
, O0 @. e* c. e' q" ` G! \" {& mPump water.抽水 $ I/ M! g2 X/ t4 p9 k/ }
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Two hit six.二打六 1 C: W! t- Q5 s+ S
( T* j# @1 B; i! V+ c p8 WTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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