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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ - r) Q6 T- u+ e" |( i
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( O5 J6 n9 P% Z0 q& W) \- j) v2 T（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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2 |1 q& |) f0 uI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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- Y5 o) _ C7 Q' ?You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ # E* [' O9 Q0 K' H u
, R# ]0 } N0 X6 _" H4 i2 VI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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3 z$ G0 S9 `! m: bIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ / q0 o1 q E# D) x; w% c
; |" I; Q$ q$ \( K$ xFish skin~魚皮 。
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. J. f: L8 E/ j5 qFall on a street@@ 。
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2 v+ h8 B4 ~# ~1 M' h- n+ s9 r3 b t" mfall on your street.""你個"K" 0 ~) U; _ D! i8 m) [6 a
/ \9 }8 ^, n8 U1 k) y5 a* xBlow water吹水
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3 x: g8 Q" N6 x& R) iMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 % T. g) I# q7 N6 X1 H- a' g7 v/ q
) K. W' | E' m6 XBlow chicken吹雞
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. L) G. p0 r* G% R! ~5 bI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 8 U3 I" ^4 |+ e% h8 c1 }
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Face green green臉青青 。
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+ D) C1 H4 ` g! V$ Z: S5 }"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
- q: Z3 f6 w% E# ]" ^6 x3 }* f點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 # v5 j' \4 t+ x# }, f, S0 o
& N; G3 Y4 E5 V0 S r1 S9 i) ?You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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2 M7 E2 }+ I" ~; X3 jYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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, a* D/ J0 L/ C4 U( t0 ZYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 0 v N* G0 x u* H& m
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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( h0 w( i1 e. VHow senior are you?你算老幾? 7 I' _# G' X5 O3 }8 `4 `1 _$ n
8 F% a) g' d$ ~1 ~$ pWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ( H# |$ H/ P$ }! Q$ V1 |5 T
- G" \4 \! d# G, WWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 8 P5 q6 _# I/ V/ h/ ~/ Q7 q* S
4 M; t B" R" h9 T. i# A9 K( Z0 NDo you big me?你大我呀?
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7 Q6 P$ F& v; R5 H$ ~Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 0 y/ ~6 M! J* u- y- }
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Do the world做世界 。
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7 U" x7 y. i$ w; O% }/ X$ R! nBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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% s, T2 {+ A: |: v2 @What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? & `/ T M( \; a9 ^* o7 |5 S8 n0 M
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Cut girl 界女 ) ~' \2 } I# b8 i; s6 l
# d+ w1 q" \* |2 f0 WThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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7 d* h# f: q D. j5 Z' ACut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ : C6 G# I% Z2 o1 n, } t5 v
) Z, ^3 m9 c' `9 M# W- S6 hI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ) Z# N5 z( f& e5 j' }+ X
- ~) D. `# E _( ?; F. M+ {% [Collect father收爹 2 }; Z9 K8 X$ q+ \! F
0 A5 F+ D$ ^& y$ b8 B% fYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ * X: ^! j' {( Z$ }5 F
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ' Q. v2 {' i, g0 } y+ ^
' l! d9 w! K8 y# OLaugh die me.笑死我。
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) ~# {- `. ^ {' r7 W% bYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 + C4 n8 ~/ k/ f0 L
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 X% b: g9 ^- x+ T3 g7 M
4 e9 v/ r; i+ I+ a1 lYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. " y, T$ b/ O/ w: _4 u1 a; b
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! a/ y* V1 U! o5 P- X
3 c; D; y4 T3 Y+ ^6 D9 g/ x1 w; Y3 mKing eight egg.王八蛋
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! R: `) v0 X4 d/ RBlack son黑仔
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' u- d6 k4 {9 O$ U5 j6 cToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 8 S+ c H' E% R
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Wear grass著草
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1 T; `3 z+ ~7 k' v/ Z4 r( MI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ " K& r. X2 _1 @, `2 n8 @
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+ B! f! K$ F: @3 P4 M" uA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 N' G2 l; p3 O# m/ N9 a9 r: s
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ " F ^6 O9 R L5 f" R2 @4 @5 W ]' W
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' s+ `3 f. V7 a3 hOne old water 一舊水
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3 H" S8 g y- g( D; Q/ ^5 xWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? , H6 i/ V3 d' A! b
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # S0 q [2 M5 _/ B8 ]6 v
, i0 l9 N# N9 _7 j9 Y$ ]6 h* kA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 # v" q, [6 V. K' K
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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3 y. T+ {/ \: |+ XHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 1 Z7 D4 L+ `3 B7 {8 J3 w" T
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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