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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 & X _# s4 e+ v7 d. J2 Y
' V* R6 b$ ^3 ~% j$ p" aPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 6 O% P: w0 M* r4 r. D; a t
& J2 }2 l$ U+ C3 l3 S2 aI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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4 k0 M$ j0 S; O k$ ~* MI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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4 @& F2 h5 P4 N! G' FIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! . h7 R/ Z9 K$ [1 H5 _6 X4 p
4 G% }# @8 g+ {. s7 N7 AFish skin~魚皮 。
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9 o. J" | g$ c% M9 S+ tFall on a street@@ 。 ; A' Y) ^! ~! S$ s: G
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fall on your street.""你個"K" " ~2 z- \: U- h6 c
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Blow water吹水9 N2 O8 e& K5 C5 _& O/ k$ o- H# \) K
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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6 I& H5 ], s1 Y9 S" Q) e( sI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 A; p2 n! [1 C9 K& f
我吹雞打你班友 。 # Y3 n5 A1 R1 ~# e$ n/ t
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 . ]: m4 i: k; H* v( n
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" " I% \* W& f! c; k1 R
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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) M; f& N+ X- L. T& g% s( v- {You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - e' g2 T7 z1 N9 V9 [' F
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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! [* e; W& w4 S( M$ q* ^People mountain people sea人山人海。
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) n3 m8 |3 b( U. w7 KAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 h( M# r6 v6 w- v3 s8 L: n$ j5 p8 X
* q/ i* I+ l- `, KEat banana食蕉
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/ w. a( I) }/ A( Z& y! m; f$ k' J* |You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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1 m8 H' }* l' n/ x$ ^1 e' RDo you big me?你大我呀? % R2 j' ~; H: R- T) X Q# D+ p
% y; K2 f7 ~. V1 Y1 dZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 , g5 q7 x- B) A; ?( X* `* C
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 + E G& U& a1 z* u
. ]" R/ p4 l* k$ u0 {What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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' z) F" I/ `' Z$ GCut girl 界女 ) h- s' i4 J0 x$ _0 p6 n
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' _/ K$ B R0 i& J
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 3 t8 B4 p$ _& P$ ?
* Z" d9 `* k# @5 v, M" ^+ i* Y/ WCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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1 ~3 B% k* Q4 D! _, l* ILaugh die me.笑死我。 ' c2 [8 ?) d! m( `" k+ j" z
1 I! O/ L" w$ x+ j, uYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' L( ^2 ^- x; f1 n
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ' {7 w/ N* d5 ]+ b' X
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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' e' G4 Q! u" N+ L$ G. xEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! $ h$ K" c5 {( T% i
( H5 w& Z$ M( A/ n- [7 bKing eight egg.王八蛋 / U6 e( i2 R' ?4 V G* O+ F
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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2 f& _* E) V) ?5 jI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 6 f: W1 b1 @7 C3 |
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 ^' L; l- i- ] V9 Y
( W. l& f" c' H1 AGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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8 {3 J2 L1 Z3 [: `# M8 _0 aA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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" @5 Q8 _9 f* H! \3 SA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ; f. w8 w. |+ Q, G1 r) i
8 Z; @$ z4 k8 n& fPump water.抽水 6 ]- R' \+ _" n
! l# U8 c# q) {: hTwo hit six.二打六
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& S2 w) [! w( Z. D2 ]Two five boy.二五仔 |
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