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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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7 o: c* \* e; N" {8 {" q（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 5 D5 i9 I- T; Q- L" ]
3 P, `6 X" v+ V' d+ ?" p% N4 RPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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* H6 e8 t, f8 DI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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, G( s: F# H! Q, b* y v& VYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 3 [; z$ k0 Y6 A9 Q/ q# M
" [5 i# e6 v* R1 S+ o$ ?I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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* Y- W# q/ o- e% oIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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/ j+ y( p; }, t& Q: rFish skin~魚皮 。 & X( G$ D. S2 Y# e+ }( X2 m) G* G
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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" \7 Q. `" Y: o# V6 L3 @Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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: y9 r7 C& i0 Y% LBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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4 E4 b1 ?* d- \( V0 K% t1 wFace green green臉青青 。
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1 Y' D4 Y2 R3 }1 L% h5 M4 A6 ~"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 D% J; ^7 s) i
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 - m+ h" C! K2 G& O3 r( u
1 ~2 H# ?7 c3 P1 \7 x9 F) [You see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ ?! E* ~2 b& G9 f" w
( \1 U: ^& {: l; G9 LYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 e1 k9 M! O+ X$ l# [; v; B
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' i" [) j9 A+ d3 A
6 _# D* ^( D% ?% M% T4 O) \. Z! QPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 . [1 r4 a( ^- q7 y0 ]; B$ Z
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 - ^- Y8 |* N% ]% ]% g& u2 v3 _* x7 x
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' E: ^5 t: |% u X/ c
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 6 N: H" r( C5 A6 r4 [2 x
0 U- I- Q4 H5 o& p- HWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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* V2 G' g; F2 W; o F5 K$ wWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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/ L9 [) j. z% lDo you big me?你大我呀? ; s/ s8 B- C5 K, B8 }; U8 Y
6 W% [* D8 s% f) tZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ' b3 i2 [) p7 c: i' Q
9 f* _& n) _* v2 {$ A* l: |Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % w( a6 C% y* E& I/ j) K
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Cut girl 界女 " [" ]: W6 N' Z$ U( V' j9 p
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 7 a4 q2 x; l* k& }* T2 |
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Collect father收爹 7 w. a9 Q, r7 h8 t* y
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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6 ]4 x- d7 P( d/ d9 x8 ?Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 S. E6 q4 J9 n( L1 J( Q7 M6 V6 U
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 8 \5 ?& c: S0 p N
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) U6 P! c9 z" y4 S0 Z* B- g* U- D
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 v6 G j) @5 I
2 s6 Y; w# t! m# dHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * o7 P1 A9 J3 H) Q8 Y' \) Q8 ^. S9 Z
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
1 g4 W" J( N" W9 z, r7 M. o你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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- o P' S: f& X6 |0 Q0 _6 b" ]Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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* X7 s3 L' h' Q$ V H" z* {3 TBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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0 g, D& |0 n" Q, }/ nWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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3 f f# ?% p; w6 [I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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2 p: ~5 ?5 n$ [High hand.高手
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/ s) u8 j, a# u" F9 DA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 * Y2 ~5 {1 x& [$ |
- c3 l( k' v3 R- AGood mother.好娘 $ i" v: Q( @" E" J+ r" _
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ H. A; w# {- l: Y0 i6 c
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Old dot.老點 + Z$ R% a; K" V- R; }: X
% N. v$ M& {; `+ UOne old water 一舊水 3 s2 }$ | Z' z2 q' c
- T# p/ t& R# y" A6 m* {! OWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 6 m1 w# g+ ?5 R- c) f- f& t7 @
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 V/ m+ L& J0 ^0 ]4 h- m# X+ E
, Q! L# N. h* Y/ g7 @Measure water/Pound water.磅水 $ t0 o3 G5 P6 o8 u- t
* e0 D3 u5 k* f3 XA dragon service.一條龍服務
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& Y& R& w2 f4 i* Q$ a! T7 RHold hold water.楂楂水 " b3 O1 a# h: M/ D- ?. G1 Q Y( N
8 R4 @. E. b% nPump water.抽水
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8 L' T: d' P N* A6 YTwo hit six.二打六 0 V8 i6 o5 } {
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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