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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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4 ?) @% `" m4 `  a(轉)港式英語 $ b3 s* o; c! T! C) ?# c1 y
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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- X, p1 I* H6 H/ ^1 U! q& HPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 X. d# G4 \7 P5 _6 z

) m3 G( ~' |- j) ?$ {; gI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ! m. Y, p; R: U8 x- @

5 F5 h/ ^5 g  g: Y* dYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? . \4 s6 x+ o* {# L6 Z
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! " N5 ~: z& Q9 X3 O# \1 V
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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3 @3 U: x8 B8 G, g/ |- lFall on a street@@ 。 4 r5 m3 ^. r( |- B
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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* L# j5 x. Q9 n* w7 g. {Blow water吹水/ J4 w9 P, G& B! N+ M
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ; W( {- {6 O/ }* @2 f
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Blow chicken吹雞 - y( b  y9 v) V
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 }" L. l& f$ r( I7 S我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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! }3 `! K5 L# v1 Z1 g( u1 ~Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ A7 Q! c, ~" l& V3 f% e
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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; U* l( U9 g! K2 SYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ T0 t9 W9 U& ]2 t$ Q
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( M3 y3 c  a1 N: i) y
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ) R' Z/ a5 r1 Q! i
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 7 p# e+ n' i$ {& _1 l: y4 C+ a) _

8 h; L' i- \0 ~; ~Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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6 X( F7 O# c# }How senior are you?你算老幾? 1 ?' u, i! N) A& E2 ^

. T" Q7 Q' \( n1 T' `  [What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? * e8 Y( G& \- M$ ~
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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6 ^9 W; T& m% d8 |4 O1 _) J2 y! x8 [4 ZDo the world做世界 。 $ i8 G& q& u1 Y7 w; K9 W

8 u: P$ w' Q1 b8 k  ]# @  z% N# zBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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, k( n8 C: |3 z$ o5 @: zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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- h  B/ Y; V& G- i' c  mCut girl 界女
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2 t! m7 L& a" N% b# E0 KThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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8 C; r# B! Y: f) e4 a# FCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 1 W/ Q8 Q' H- ^5 y6 ]( i" J. o

/ v! F! R. D- p. g- l4 ?Collect father收爹 ) U4 l' ]+ F6 V' [3 i3 `

- ^  o6 g) f7 AYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ C  t5 `  y( `! O6 a9 A, W

) c9 `, a+ |/ V0 l; k! GLaugh die me.笑死我。
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" c7 ^* U* t! l7 `7 @: lYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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$ N! }0 [' @. i5 @: GHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' C3 b2 H7 W" X) s# I' [, o* x: O

2 s8 a8 \3 f/ s5 F4 _0 CYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. # ?8 H3 }$ f. P
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!   F3 L3 q& r% T

5 ~  W/ A5 n% g2 ?9 c. OEight woman八婆 3 ^' D8 h4 ^( i- D' E

& Q' H+ s3 U& C3 s; rEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 * w, c* H8 i  N; U  F- z* n; e1 O- _
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Black son黑仔 ; ~, z. L0 x7 Q
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ! L8 c. b& k# @# Y+ k4 z, A

( [# f) y0 M1 _# K; l( f# h2 s( _Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! " Y& }3 {# y, F' ]- h* V" `1 [( Q

8 U  e9 J$ ^3 R, mHigh hand.高手 ) ~" C/ C$ m0 H0 X" J4 `) r, }, K

0 ~5 X0 v& [7 G" F0 A  @A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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- g6 A7 P/ ]2 F/ R- IYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 7 ~- v8 K  ]# M/ |6 l

( S; c; i# \) W  O7 OOld dot.老點
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6 z0 W: Y+ U* }* S3 `One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ o! D% n; I2 Z8 U/ ^& I

: y1 {4 F# s/ k/ ?! zA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , n; Q5 q8 G" Z/ G$ r4 t- ]. V- i
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . u/ X' {5 T3 o1 O. r
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 3 f$ t( X9 B  K0 e9 \2 v5 M% {
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 : r4 Z5 s9 A+ S7 R& N% t: c
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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+ U! I6 b  S- K6 Y! O- G" syou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳4 V# ]. i- b  a+ S
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
$ O( q6 _3 |8 oI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。' b  ]1 C" g' u& G% _" {; t7 P" G; \
例如:
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有d以前睇過
  n  k% j$ t( y4 _# }& J最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
8 [' {/ K  F5 ^& w, H7 S0 `% {仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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