香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. , j7 a: K/ q5 S
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ( E3 p* z. o* _* y1 J7 n7 g8 N2 |
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 1 t  X8 m) y# \5 }
你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 o" b, h2 I4 T6 @$ B. z( S. Y3 _3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 1 b$ N; O$ ^0 D
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
9 h# K9 t, I. v+ @0 x2 z/ y4 "I saw a pork chop"
4 q) ^2 f8 `- l我见到件猪扒啊。
6 C: K$ y6 m2 M: d5 Are you road? " q/ Z. j- N3 c# G% E: p7 U
你系咪路啊？ * d) h" M2 Z- y2 [
6 What the water are you?
" l- D9 v! L. z& P  L2 i你系乜水啊？
4 s7 N5 p0 _3 O+ N" w, `' r7 Do you big me? 8 f/ ?$ h- t( p% N, \; B2 c
你大我啊？
. ^/ m) [1 Y9 x* ^- j8 Zebra chops people.
% a$ i, r6 i! c; ^班马劈友。 5 y9 o' a: f7 U5 P
9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 c& C( U7 b; ^8 a4 c. v界女王。
! A+ |& k! L% l/ A$ Q0 Y: S# F: o10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 6 }8 V! ]8 B8 f. W8 U7 i# t
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; a5 I- w9 {& h5 D% }& E, ]; Z11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / V7 u0 R# I' B2 @7 v) a
你当我无到？ , S+ U: s9 l2 r7 h
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / Z/ t( S, c' K. U0 }7 `) i! b
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ - w0 F' Q1 s8 t; t. {
13 Today I was very black son. # c5 A( S( s) s
今日我好黑仔。 / v1 [5 x3 {. J, R. H
14 I am wearing grass.
) I8 Q& {' Q2 y0 R8 p. r6 |/ j我着紧草。
. [, p. x1 L$ K8 s* H# @15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ) a% S& x5 C9 C4 ?$ w  f& x
你未够班同我讲数！
# E8 z* b8 o2 v$ ~; N6 W4 u( P/ |16 Two beat six. / Q$ g; q2 n. Q
二打六
1 H$ S* N& k; B, X- H% G& B3 F: P7 q17 Two five son. 3 L9 G- F) N: K( @
二五仔 - ]& L  Z1 V' d3 E& O7 m5 U
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
7 w* X9 D6 O$ f- X. y" {8 y琴琴青 7 `, x# F, I3 M4 e8 u
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
' ^  ~0 \& H3 J0 Z3 `% i, u) p6 h我俾D顏色你睇睇！
9 l* a, {9 F2 K/ k20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
; l# A' B& B8 l' l: t0 y# L: F蠢蠢欲動 。 % o: c0 Y) J0 E9 X/ W$ O- C/ t
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
4 @% z" j$ F5 @% U$ e人山人海 。
9 L" O2 c2 Z* U22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 * V' ^/ b  m" E, V* |
你算老幾?
) |9 @, o9 |. M  z* g23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 9 M8 D' H% A3 M6 E) O
你講乜鬼?
: W$ ]( R4 K& H24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 $ o6 l3 P* p+ i# u
我驚你有牙！
1 \& D6 Y. J, V. L' j2 F) ~" P4 X25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 9 y7 E' C8 |* m, X, f
心花怒放。   ) P. e  K9 S" E% m6 y! T/ K
Fish skin
( @7 j5 p( e" H; K# }鱼皮 。   ^, g, L) \$ L/ a, b/ F
Monster of blowing water. 2 Q1 k% j! v/ c* {5 A- N4 u
吹水怪。 ( n$ N4 w$ _. h9 Y3 d5 L
Face green green ; V* z% S% M7 K2 T, @+ L9 K8 W+ W* S
面青青。 - P3 [8 X8 u& L$ e+ L+ e' B! C
You see road carefully
# T% X/ z( @. L你小心睇路 2 Y" q" p$ {: g- Z2 {. P! T0 E
You go to street carefully % A( t5 G  h4 H' K
你出街小心D。 # K! c5 P2 D8 G: y8 |
Do the world : D4 [  A: p1 L- I
做世界 。
6 l7 Y* J8 F9 B  pBig tea rice ) c$ L- ]: |8 r, X/ H3 \, Q
大茶饭 。
: K# Z  g+ `+ n! J8 N8 I: }4 l+ VAmerican chinese not enough. 3 [( t" `$ h/ R% |7 ]  Y
美中不足。 ) ?: t  N9 V1 e4 @; x
King eight egg.
5 Y7 ]. X! ?1 c; k, F* H7 w王八蛋
. L2 |4 L* ]: H; L: _- VHigh hand. 5 N6 i5 @; u, K3 S. y: @: M
高手 ) R3 ?7 _  m7 u
8 t+ H8 F8 e" |) K$ I
Old dot. , k, P; m: y1 }9 r, b( A( u. _: i
老点
1 x- ?) {4 c& ^4 X. o3 H/ B( l0 ROne old water 8 I$ L! b7 o  T& m
一旧水
4 G6 g( M5 {6 u, Q9 O9 c0 x8 CI know your mouse. , i7 J, f# H) M& ^3 x1 ^. A+ G% }' y
我识你老鼠！
( K' D# g% m- J  D) T  J9 ^. fMeasure water/Pound water.
) J2 @2 B9 {( e% U; Y磅水
% D, u/ W/ N: e% j) D) z2 j4 VA dragon service. 7 c* t% Q/ m  z8 Y
一条龙服务
+ q# a8 ~  N+ EPump water. + [  z, b( I2 s. r
****
+ A/ E$ g7 N4 }! C+ F9 Z! n- `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; Y4 I- N# E3 c: }0 F$ y* |
我吹鸡打你班友。
# k& v% s$ O4 I) H6 RYou jump building. & o; m, R" b8 @% V& T
你跳楼啦。
0 c& ]% g7 j) }. A8 r. M9 h* s& ~0 vYou come back home and eat banana
! }" N- ~1 V; o3 f你返屋企食蕉啦 ) K0 r1 b1 v: v7 J: [) w6 C+ O' G
I give you a hair.
- ]* o" C5 p9 E4 e8 B, W9 R3 t我俾条毛你ar!
3 j% K. r7 {/ F6 @$ Y4 M+ a" o. W& B9 G" w! p" _1 g$ |; ^
Collect skin 2 p) c1 i, j6 v& j& A
收皮
( G4 N% K% j: ]" T* ~8 |2 C) cCollect father ' M3 q& t: W" I& Q4 N3 s3 C
收爹
9 h4 y0 I7 T+ [3 K# m% HYou give me collect father. " j6 }! j, m4 L" X- J; @
你同我收爹！ & ?" L8 T9 K! `
Laugh die me. : j% J( o  ^7 o; G* ]
笑死我。 + e" D# D2 ~1 \2 i
You give me stop.
! K7 f& `7 c0 m) h/ K你同我企系度。 # J  `8 I# d$ ]8 [0 ^8 E0 t
Eight woman 8 k/ v; a- S& K2 m& T2 p
八婆
) g# F7 @) h0 g7 ]. K& R$ XEight woman,you are good! ; x; ~; p2 o9 q, @4 M1 @% D
八婆，你好o野! ; [: E9 U8 i/ @1 S
What the spring do you do? & o0 ^6 W' O) K8 B1 ~* H9 K6 D
你搞乜春啊? , X& S$ a: ~: z: `5 ~9 j
A dog of eating dung ! l0 }* Z) g2 M0 M
食屎狗 2 L9 y+ }$ D( a- N  F& j3 C. E& ?$ i# f
A ghost of ass ; H- f/ a. [- U! l; |' x# ]- i
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
* K2 }, h4 ]3 z1 T1 k: Q都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

9 m( i! E0 ~( S) S

" `0 e! h' \2 r. ]" Ptotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
  ~! W- ~$ d! l" sthis is not hong kong style english.....
" m1 H$ c; E. [6 Z9 t4 i0 \this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ m: y/ z$ t2 N+ I6 ei've already ban this shit...  Q) d% E" j9 s/ ^2 y: {
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.