香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
+ m, G9 p! N1 t2 @甘多人死，唔见你死。
, o( n) K$ f& E6 Q1 Y: Y8 \2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . o! J; j7 v, I
你教我以后点出嚟行? 0 u/ o$ B# d' v* L+ Q
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
1 e% |+ W/ b& L$ G, {如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; ^% l3 o' J9 Z# H7 u" z
4 "I saw a pork chop" 4 M* S& x! f, j6 n) I. J8 G/ T5 N
我见到件猪扒啊。
, [# {4 j& ~. s9 N5 ~5 Are you road?
4 z# w! M- p2 J6 K你系咪路啊？
" r/ [; ~0 z& T" [8 |# }5 x6 What the water are you?
4 D9 k* n$ k' \你系乜水啊？ 2 ~$ b1 H+ ?- @. G& b
7 Do you big me? 5 e" }4 u3 J. {* _( m
你大我啊？
, G$ ~5 K; n$ @9 ?$ J8 Zebra chops people. % g) n- f' J+ V% _: n) l
班马劈友。 & B# N7 V5 F4 E: q* E* _5 ]. R
9 The king of the cutting girl. 2 E# c( V5 t, L0 X; Y  {
界女王。 ' J9 [' s  I0 e1 M
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
5 D$ M7 J0 ]9 f0 ]5 F" l批我个头俾你当凳坐。
$ g1 N' y% ^; Y& O+ m: |2 z- w11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
: G0 Q% y4 w! s  N, R8 d, I你当我无到？
! P+ S) ~; V2 h2 u: Q) s7 K# u12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 5 {) q4 w4 f0 z  n
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 \5 d1 v9 [% c! e13 Today I was very black son.
6 @, N. p7 _) _6 [+ ^. E) l' E( g今日我好黑仔。 - @" S0 b/ ~$ ]+ c' O8 |- w5 O
14 I am wearing grass.
. h* ]! M' k. P: a& a' P我着紧草。
) E+ V; W" K) h, b) B* D15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
6 I5 o: C& W& X) Z: S你未够班同我讲数！ $ b% a) d/ S3 G9 T5 u1 A
16 Two beat six. / Y3 C  j4 T. ~6 c9 x3 ~
二打六 " I0 e5 q. M2 B$ M( e
17 Two five son.
7 V, a9 E$ k8 y/ h3 l二五仔 ! o; b  x  E; [9 c
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ Z! i/ |2 V( T6 X7 Z& v琴琴青 2 L. \8 |3 u8 I* q; x: _# [% \
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
- Q& ]! L; L# n我俾D顏色你睇睇！
4 z+ G& X- t. o/ X1 J  Z20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + o' w9 {3 o; m7 ~- E/ r: A
蠢蠢欲動 。 + _% \" t7 R2 Z! @9 }
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - A/ q, ~; }8 K8 J6 y( J- I, ~
人山人海 。
- r2 T/ y1 f' t. B' ?: \8 J22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ! S! T' E6 r* p( i) T
你算老幾?
, A6 `, b9 Q- N. ]  x, v23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
# ^# D1 V: ]! ]/ ^你講乜鬼? # E5 E! L) p/ ^: {: X9 f% d% G
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
4 W( z( l2 P5 j我驚你有牙！
6 k" x- s0 ~/ ~- O/ C4 p25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ; v$ p% ?" @* B; S9 t
心花怒放。   ( R9 b/ ^+ f, C& A
Fish skin
# B! p. j% M$ Q; M& l3 }' P鱼皮 。
1 T# A6 F7 R% v' h0 ]Monster of blowing water.
* H; h0 S$ ~4 b1 z吹水怪。 ( n' n% ?9 Z9 V( ^
Face green green / S+ r; C4 P: I  j7 w3 p* A2 R7 K1 y
面青青。 ' m) r9 L/ l0 n2 y4 y0 m6 ^
You see road carefully
; x  \- z. ~* o. {" S" c: \你小心睇路
/ h1 _: J6 f  |5 Q) k, e7 rYou go to street carefully   ~% A0 v( D6 \- z/ B6 t
你出街小心D。
9 I7 {6 ^, p8 Z& ]. nDo the world
" h. N  B7 C, T) j& l5 Q) S6 Y做世界 。 2 s" @% q% M4 [% ?
Big tea rice ! h% z4 i$ a' w' V2 d/ ?& N
大茶饭 。 + h, t/ Q+ |6 W5 M$ g: U* h. A
American chinese not enough. : H+ D( _2 M4 _
美中不足。 , g; M4 B: v2 x  f* ~# t$ r. \
King eight egg. 4 P  L2 f. t: q( |( q
王八蛋 1 H: ], k5 W# |; D
High hand.
4 l, \7 E# U' Y3 I/ n3 e. f高手 / Y/ ^5 p) V/ H) I2 \

8 N$ G+ M! B% H: @/ M2 I* GOld dot. 2 ]& W5 J3 C8 d4 r$ c
老点
) @4 `  I+ `4 v+ COne old water
/ j! \% C/ U$ C/ H+ Q3 K, v8 b$ D$ A一旧水
! `" S* k" `0 J) e, P9 g8 dI know your mouse. 5 n: _% a, Y2 i3 d
我识你老鼠！ 8 p( J$ r6 ?  i/ a" M
Measure water/Pound water.
& H& h. \2 J" C磅水   B. w8 K* I; M( h) a
A dragon service.
/ S5 r5 h: ^4 b5 T一条龙服务 ' H$ V# r0 y, v& O2 f' e5 x
Pump water. ! u$ L& E, K% o4 m
**** ; ~- h( g. m- J+ w* ^
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
5 N" \5 O$ [. I  d- w9 B/ [我吹鸡打你班友。
+ a! W* C% h: GYou jump building.
7 C; O8 b( |7 r你跳楼啦。 & q: U; [7 ?/ I' X! S% _: f
You come back home and eat banana ( [( `( y5 _# L7 R
你返屋企食蕉啦
, q! a- `  c! ~  j' L* ?# x% jI give you a hair. . a  B) G% P. ~
我俾条毛你ar! 0 O) U; `0 i/ A
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Collect skin
2 F- C* }* ~, h( k% h收皮 + d5 h3 W. {! G
Collect father
/ |; ]" i# i9 |/ p" L3 M收爹
4 T* G3 g: w0 L$ P7 t  D+ gYou give me collect father.
6 G  L  h8 ~' A3 m你同我收爹！ # ]& V1 E* F: ~1 ^4 c$ v- w, R* s/ F
Laugh die me.
4 W5 E8 ~. I/ a+ U6 |笑死我。 * u! ]8 K. e7 n/ a6 y" z" m, \% d
You give me stop. ; J) Z7 O) ~2 E2 F
你同我企系度。 % D! u! f, z: G- C5 _9 T$ o7 ^0 F
Eight woman
/ ], k7 u% p# C2 L6 a7 [八婆
+ ?+ N8 w0 o4 C6 g4 v" @6 JEight woman,you are good!
8 {! K& O& E2 q! {# G/ p1 r  {八婆，你好o野! 2 B' R7 u  H( f; l7 Y6 z( y
What the spring do you do?   e% j1 v; L# x/ F: a( |
你搞乜春啊?
+ b! M5 M6 @+ b# a7 ^" sA dog of eating dung ( B7 R& l+ \4 _9 G1 H( e# u
食屎狗
6 W# e6 h3 z7 c  o; v8 HA ghost of ass & B# A! q) U) k" I& b
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....." M! ~! R& n0 _7 {+ ^* ^( C
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! k: ^1 x2 j* E9 A5 H3 ^! n
this is not hong kong style english.....4 |  `7 T  \2 Q! z' y( r
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... `) |9 M$ P: t& I( X* r
i've already ban this shit.... r+ }! h/ _2 ~
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.