香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. & a! O$ ~7 g/ j2 q
甘多人死，唔见你死。
$ _9 J5 J! @3 L) M3 M; }2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
) \9 _/ E: K0 n6 B0 ]. B你教我以后点出嚟行?   S9 _& {# `% {9 O- W3 N
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. / V- S& b; }( g( U  Q+ p+ `2 v: S
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
/ |& s6 C. D3 X6 ^* I- v# {- m6 M4 "I saw a pork chop"
6 s: ^/ H% ?' V7 Q9 H  a我见到件猪扒啊。 6 _7 c+ O7 \5 D+ \( r; u7 [$ J# R2 \
5 Are you road? , W- N0 s: h3 S0 [& v9 F  K
你系咪路啊？ , y; @) r: h1 G9 Y2 C
6 What the water are you?
; r- b6 h7 T  |( Y你系乜水啊？
( L/ ]8 X  d4 c5 v3 u/ R5 Y7 m) S7 Do you big me?
4 O3 h' O  \9 ?! y7 ~你大我啊？
* e3 h" q, q4 h% ~8 Zebra chops people. / v" N$ L, j  e" k: c' a2 T8 F
班马劈友。 9 k( N8 [! E, U1 y6 U% F
9 The king of the cutting girl.
# ~+ y9 G, [3 i6 |界女王。 0 e+ M! _0 r' P' g! O
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
3 o9 o6 a8 u! h9 ]% b# ~批我个头俾你当凳坐。 5 _* a3 B; P3 p: ?& p6 Z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
. O7 z2 e# S" h2 x6 _% r$ v你当我无到？
# w9 S, ]/ \! j' B12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
8 ]* }5 c1 p; T  o& \你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
5 w1 P- s3 r% g$ W' Y8 j6 v13 Today I was very black son.
& L4 |6 r7 r8 {: v今日我好黑仔。 # |$ U9 ]% p& ]' x
14 I am wearing grass.
' C& d  c8 ?5 P+ j6 c我着紧草。
) ?4 D; I5 t+ ~5 o6 _+ D15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 k' f; |( ]8 R1 ~+ R. P
你未够班同我讲数！ 1 U$ \) Z5 X" b% b! N0 Y) J
16 Two beat six.
4 J5 G2 d0 r$ P二打六
9 B# W6 O% `  ?0 [" V* C3 {9 P17 Two five son. : K/ u, a% S6 r5 [7 |
二五仔
; \, G  Q& M$ H. Q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ! J3 f: W- W' [7 S$ @1 ?( Y
琴琴青 ! k; i# M3 n- g+ u. R, ~/ M* D; ?
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 Y- U8 g9 x1 T1 H$ A$ H* y我俾D顏色你睇睇！
4 C* k0 w. r* b* r3 Q5 F, T20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 - F# C* u' {% d
蠢蠢欲動 。
/ p  D; Z# s0 U4 I& d. {21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 : ^$ s  \9 f, P2 s: [) x* ~
人山人海 。 1 [$ p) ~8 c2 k, p% h
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 a8 {! Z& O2 x0 j5 c% u% s你算老幾?
2 a, z& h" r$ V0 q( O  |' I" j23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
0 p! d( S: V2 Q你講乜鬼?
3 L6 P% Z' s% z( [% w% M24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 J1 ?% i9 j1 \* ~' ~$ v* v我驚你有牙！ 7 n! h5 f/ p- h! Z: w1 x
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 : U7 w0 H) f1 \9 u( @/ `
心花怒放。   ) K2 r9 @2 ]( D. a9 R9 V" o# [# f
Fish skin
1 n% G) m7 r1 Y鱼皮 。 ) M% g  h5 ]% u6 \7 H6 N
Monster of blowing water.
3 |1 M( H7 R4 C5 w- s吹水怪。
, u+ M2 s& D* i' B6 y0 m' h# KFace green green
1 J! y( Y7 Q  d. V面青青。
2 `5 w# x6 U$ ]. ?You see road carefully 8 u0 E& m  f3 A) K# A+ S
你小心睇路 - w( a7 T4 X% g1 M
You go to street carefully
- m' H  ^1 l3 \( J3 W+ d你出街小心D。
  c, E7 I. D$ M& q- _5 LDo the world : Y+ u3 I; ~. U! T7 W
做世界 。
8 x- S+ C& ?4 _; R  {( w( G) IBig tea rice
/ D  N- e9 C- [大茶饭 。 ( [, t5 d8 m$ _, y3 t2 p) o
American chinese not enough.
6 D, ]/ p6 d! t. e! G$ Z3 u美中不足。 : d! ^. \9 {" i/ _& a2 g. S3 `
King eight egg. ; B- ~5 F" I3 y% C0 Z* ~, r; I) A
王八蛋
) p6 |2 o" Q) ~High hand. 3 \/ n: k5 q& `& K
高手 ( M7 R- ^7 F. q1 K7 G
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Old dot.
0 I) v7 j1 i8 {* j# Y, a, M( T老点
# g. t( z8 J3 ?One old water
4 K  g+ P9 g. `, A一旧水 . t  @3 U2 T1 g$ k: P
I know your mouse. 0 w9 x/ Y8 e" Q( m4 F! Y) f
我识你老鼠！
3 e5 P; [; D/ |$ |Measure water/Pound water. 5 A4 k0 D% D$ j
磅水 9 Z: R& R% v2 o* j7 M7 b/ k, J% e
A dragon service. 1 b5 H: H3 {: ?0 c) l2 e" F6 V8 D
一条龙服务
' X; F; j& o5 O  K" sPump water. & E8 p5 n, s9 E* y  i9 c& ]
**** / N9 _" a8 i' {/ l
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , p1 j. y# K, ]
我吹鸡打你班友。
: a8 T! U0 C0 ~8 }  N8 TYou jump building. + K' o- i2 J7 c% W5 y6 X7 l. G
你跳楼啦。   @& o7 ]+ ~* x" Q6 I
You come back home and eat banana
. l' p6 O8 c, P  q你返屋企食蕉啦
$ W+ u5 z) p) YI give you a hair. 1 g  Q1 e. \- x  Q, c8 l( Q
我俾条毛你ar! - E9 k8 o" g0 J) A
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Collect skin ; C5 y+ }, ^9 n9 h+ z
收皮 0 U: K$ g/ v0 W- m; U2 ^- K, h3 R% ]
Collect father
$ j" E% P, A9 C. U# o8 O2 Q& S  T; V8 `5 b收爹
# g" ]" L- ]& d0 jYou give me collect father. : G" `! I3 t% j# g- G
你同我收爹！ 5 j3 t- W7 y6 [. l6 _/ |6 Y4 r
Laugh die me. + \9 k4 _6 q  V6 @" l
笑死我。
/ K; W5 V$ I8 I1 u0 DYou give me stop. , S9 O4 \: d, p: x; I! L
你同我企系度。 ) Y* T+ B1 D5 n1 y8 Y8 ], F& S6 ]
Eight woman : F+ Y6 i2 y5 `" M, p" M
八婆 7 Q8 W9 _* D8 N( F
Eight woman,you are good!
9 C  w+ U0 b! J( h6 X: S八婆，你好o野!
  |* j, N) S! k# U+ ^What the spring do you do?   R$ u, P& n- F! _2 j, U
你搞乜春啊?
# s4 p+ {+ L# j0 XA dog of eating dung , m3 s4 I0 d& A) G  f/ A" N% v6 K
食屎狗
  Z  @! F5 j/ W# QA ghost of ass 7 a# I: B% d- T; [
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 F6 r7 E8 l2 }都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......# {) o8 E, M. W
this is not hong kong style english....., ?5 c* x, O9 d& P
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
8 B3 F- R+ G# M" F! a/ Si've already ban this shit...  H3 O3 `! o9 \& r8 R% x% h+ q
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.