香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 k5 q2 t6 I- s7 [& r甘多人死，唔见你死。 " l) F( I. r; `7 h3 G! i
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
# H1 R( u: M# ^) n' E  P3 C你教我以后点出嚟行?
  F3 j: S" l7 M5 v, P- k/ A# D8 \3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( g! E8 d( q0 M( T
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
5 }, k3 K' A) F: Z* ]$ g4 "I saw a pork chop" 2 ?0 |" ^1 T# |9 G* b2 `0 R& {
我见到件猪扒啊。 6 q  t: G8 M$ T8 Y
5 Are you road? % o% r3 l$ B  Q2 X( W$ H* ?
你系咪路啊？ ! X/ y2 L; T2 q. X. v7 x6 O2 s4 z
6 What the water are you?
- j& Q5 X* \/ p/ r$ u0 f0 p你系乜水啊？ 1 M5 j3 ?4 a+ `5 }! z; f
7 Do you big me?
% F# t; p* n) p! G0 H你大我啊？
5 o; L' z- c2 B  Q: J8 Zebra chops people. 8 r  X5 J! d) p$ e9 X8 k7 F
班马劈友。
2 V: M1 M3 y3 l! D2 s& k9 F3 j6 }9 The king of the cutting girl. $ s9 k2 g6 x2 w( ^1 U2 x# H& S5 B
界女王。
- |# d, Q; J1 I# @: B" [/ y6 X10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ; k" _+ D+ G+ I$ E( a# S7 v
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 * F7 {/ ?* C, A8 O5 d1 Z4 c
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
3 M4 w& {. m4 E9 e; f6 `你当我无到？ ! G$ N& D8 S3 s: G( g
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
" c" d5 h4 z& ~0 q, Y( A! k) P你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' C- _$ _8 ?2 z+ E6 n
13 Today I was very black son.
- M  s+ L. w0 l( o" q- z今日我好黑仔。
% q& D$ [  x4 B1 Z* v14 I am wearing grass. 4 l, ~9 D- X: A. `+ u* h
我着紧草。 8 n" d0 q5 o3 P! V- F5 J8 b
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
  r0 a4 z: I! _2 w) M- t, C: s# D你未够班同我讲数！ $ V. b+ g1 b* B  a, n  x) E9 `
16 Two beat six.
6 k1 }4 l& _$ l3 a二打六 . W# v4 ?5 q' [; d
17 Two five son.
: I% i2 r- m5 s/ R2 {二五仔 : a* x- v  H2 Q  D5 E2 b
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
4 J9 t6 `' U. X- i$ D琴琴青
" t/ k' M# K& Q. K/ A19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 + |: U9 u: T) x; @
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( N9 K& b, o# K8 w
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ! Z3 ~/ }9 P0 \8 r1 V5 u2 a
蠢蠢欲動 。
9 z* E" @+ N2 z; ?- f1 m21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
3 t4 K' H1 }+ d* ~, ^& D人山人海 。 0 r9 Z6 _7 O; j* ~; t
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
- o9 r% |$ K- ?7 ?你算老幾? / o9 b" |6 J. L7 g
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
- t! D) I  |  C, m你講乜鬼?
) S' N2 x* F- o  h9 a% u4 c24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
% A5 a. Y2 r4 q" b  \3 p* F2 \0 Q5 S我驚你有牙！
$ D8 J7 q' h1 g! f, ]25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% M: @$ S, ]7 w. I, S心花怒放。   7 o; f9 D/ T% X5 ^9 t+ D% o& M7 J
Fish skin ! f( J8 _- {9 C2 E. ~9 D
鱼皮 。   p. v+ i2 ^6 R
Monster of blowing water. # V; ]# m- V: I" H
吹水怪。
9 A. U2 Y- s) L5 w& dFace green green * [" M1 G; `  ~7 y% u* H) O
面青青。
: K2 b8 z% @- l$ e# [' uYou see road carefully 2 ^: @' O& _! i! G, f
你小心睇路 + C( P% M; P" I9 T* l& U
You go to street carefully   l7 [- Q2 f2 V$ x2 J
你出街小心D。 , m* A8 o$ X& q! T, C
Do the world
7 g$ `% f; B+ C3 a1 j7 p5 O/ H& {做世界 。   S& G$ [9 d' Q' m
Big tea rice - {# y8 V9 O+ t4 l, \
大茶饭 。
) k# D' g" b8 a: p# B! B- _American chinese not enough.
4 o8 i4 `$ g4 s$ a美中不足。
1 R# }; O0 d1 G& Q* ~8 f* P% [King eight egg.
/ x2 p+ C! k$ V* F% w8 ^, H. R王八蛋 7 X% Y: }6 Y/ [/ }" a
High hand.
+ F! ^, h4 }7 E/ H' w高手
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3 w* c. H$ }7 Y; vOld dot.
6 u, p; B' r# o& o( E, R- ^老点
) P: p. ?. J5 b- v# lOne old water ! D; y$ y- M6 e* a" z( \$ h3 y7 b
一旧水 # K& q* E. l) I! q2 e/ p* G, I: \# `3 m
I know your mouse.
- @! ]7 v! E8 f0 m4 {8 K; x* k% d我识你老鼠！
0 `4 Y. v  f" F+ A1 R0 GMeasure water/Pound water. ' Y* j. `( h/ z: k6 @6 k8 Z# \
磅水 / E0 L" E. K! W/ Z+ z$ L  v
A dragon service.
" d$ p1 g! g- A* [* q1 L. T一条龙服务
, \4 C$ i  t, T: Q& d- V1 [8 k; BPump water.
9 x& N- _# C$ s8 g' ]- Z" E****
' g1 o% p. i" y" `3 pI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; [1 R! l6 S  @. C  ]3 _8 `
我吹鸡打你班友。
5 E/ |8 N  F4 H1 \You jump building.
' a0 N- @+ y$ d; K  W/ ~你跳楼啦。 5 [$ e9 \8 N6 W- _8 }5 U
You come back home and eat banana # I( b; \* H. o- g
你返屋企食蕉啦
3 E% o! A7 ]8 Q7 j; jI give you a hair. 9 L$ a2 w1 m9 `0 R' `7 m* t6 r
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
" Q8 }1 w0 C" F2 r收皮
7 k; ?" b8 P4 k% F2 iCollect father : z( }3 l) r+ F2 L0 @/ x3 v# Y
收爹
& z$ p+ ^+ @1 o8 EYou give me collect father.
% j, I# t2 O; ?/ d( {- S你同我收爹！
# o1 |& H8 N3 yLaugh die me. 2 j8 ]0 q/ z8 F3 h9 B! }
笑死我。 9 T; z: b" Z8 S* l( r% R
You give me stop. $ C: t+ H- t( Y  E( r
你同我企系度。
; O3 L* r" R- v+ oEight woman - r$ t4 S9 h- {4 ^( `4 o
八婆 6 ^: N* O# r6 s+ n1 p- e% Q: E+ X
Eight woman,you are good! ' b- I) e( J/ M( C$ }
八婆，你好o野! / S. J+ U( \; H" t1 p$ y. @  q+ @7 L
What the spring do you do? 8 j# @2 x( n% B/ A0 y
你搞乜春啊? ! Y/ E" U7 S% [
A dog of eating dung
, ~  E  n' p6 k( J2 h( d1 T食屎狗 , X$ n# z$ a0 D" O* s5 p
A ghost of ass # {7 n3 R* y: R7 G  j
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...../ Z. v; L& ^9 ~0 R+ N/ b, ]
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

3 m+ s- q7 z0 o$ d: E! b0 S7 G& v- ?; f& }* X0 z
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' |6 \: M+ j1 Z( xthis is not hong kong style english.....
* J3 C0 a2 _7 |this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....- i- m* j, g+ S
i've already ban this shit...1 p5 A  _  r" y+ g
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.