香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.   A$ _$ k# G$ _. _
甘多人死，唔见你死。
$ w& }) H! U0 @2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
5 M5 {5 l; N  X' U% N" Z/ o你教我以后点出嚟行?
/ a% E" X* Q& Q/ u3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. * H4 v- V# A7 |
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 m, @/ w3 Z( E$ y1 `4 "I saw a pork chop" 1 V, Q% j: i. [
我见到件猪扒啊。
# I5 |1 Z' E% X/ j0 u5 Are you road?
! w/ K# G9 P) G. k: @! y4 d你系咪路啊？ 7 L; {. e1 v5 c7 G* l* y
6 What the water are you?
6 B( F8 X. D* j* r3 ]你系乜水啊？
( C6 p; A+ F: ^  m7 Do you big me? 6 ]7 M* T! }* K4 E$ K4 `
你大我啊？
0 _/ L$ k6 u; E5 k8 W2 E: I- l8 Zebra chops people.
+ ~. j" E& \4 k2 |, o) b班马劈友。 ' c8 X+ U$ Z* D) E8 i* {( ]
9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 N+ r+ S# _, R  ^, d5 I界女王。 + Q0 k' v1 s( O4 ^: i- U
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. + i7 T/ C2 d) x* b
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 5 w8 m8 Z/ ^7 J& @* F+ D7 r
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 e6 j9 Q6 S+ @6 K# K2 E
你当我无到？
* y) }0 I4 S$ }12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 B& C9 O$ z+ S
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
- q' [6 C1 p7 _$ v- X13 Today I was very black son.
2 h5 i. \8 ^/ S$ X! I0 |今日我好黑仔。 5 Z4 b0 d8 \; S" Q1 n: u# y
14 I am wearing grass.
0 L  G* O. n- ~, F* @( B我着紧草。 ; z5 }0 S0 Y0 i
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
, F) e$ @# @: }3 X你未够班同我讲数！
0 r; I/ I& x, M, a5 ^! M9 B% T16 Two beat six. ' F% c: \$ n6 o( @+ Y8 j
二打六 9 V' P* P- D6 d
17 Two five son. ' e# O2 x( g' k+ a' e) |
二五仔 # z/ h) n2 L1 g# I
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 8 H& b7 b) r1 ?" }2 _8 N
琴琴青
8 z! @! p% f/ x  L19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 % K- Q! Q/ C8 O: X3 m+ _! G( L. Y
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ & t$ X& v6 U6 @. U4 x3 x1 K
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * G1 |  @( G* a, ^  _' l. v) P
蠢蠢欲動 。
" P9 p7 B1 @; n& H! T' g21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 3 ~5 {. H9 @0 s2 {9 S
人山人海 。
+ L5 G( W" n% u# F22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 3 ]7 X9 ?5 d& W" O
你算老幾?
& k2 `; U+ n9 u0 k23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 & B5 n6 t) T* k7 @) I  h; U5 d. ?4 Y
你講乜鬼?
% i! z5 h) n0 p/ z: {% b0 X  ?% g24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ; `0 p0 I0 v" M+ c% B7 W3 _
我驚你有牙！
5 C) e6 v0 v" z) Z& V25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 2 ^& b, o- K/ c  ?5 C* [
心花怒放。   * u; B$ I0 S4 e) \. t% g7 d
Fish skin
7 z- y) X0 y8 a; H' q$ A鱼皮 。 2 U" D5 l0 E& T( F9 j
Monster of blowing water.
! c1 G$ F- v/ K7 h) n吹水怪。
8 u: Q" o- I3 dFace green green . X* w; w& i0 X% e5 H6 E0 A
面青青。 7 T  F$ G8 w& J6 u5 j
You see road carefully   h; s, E) F- i1 h8 R- Z" @! @
你小心睇路
) R3 a: M6 Q; FYou go to street carefully / L3 i5 H. e: u  \3 f  C; ]! O' y
你出街小心D。
3 d- s9 B% v; P- q! c+ r) p+ YDo the world
( n2 ?# e# m2 Z% p; j做世界 。 + b5 ], d& n5 J: t: _
Big tea rice
# z* w9 l; t* l# V大茶饭 。
7 x8 l( z' ?' h4 uAmerican chinese not enough. ; T% M; N& U9 l! e8 x
美中不足。 , p( i" f+ B4 d* N2 u
King eight egg. & F5 z! e) m, ]4 b
王八蛋 $ D# u" S" j2 Q6 _
High hand. + _  r: g& d# D4 ~
高手 " f. M8 B- s, a# \% S6 }
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Old dot.
6 O* L. O/ D* m- J$ x) ^7 h0 W老点
3 n( u8 P3 h" hOne old water . z/ P9 v0 z* e; e
一旧水 : p8 I1 u4 Z/ v5 s: n
I know your mouse. 8 x# y' b; f2 A6 ]* B( W
我识你老鼠！
2 d" w: H3 P8 [2 O" ~2 tMeasure water/Pound water.
5 }6 v( J: F* N磅水
& e1 i* R) I& N. qA dragon service. + \" K6 ~- ?  f& }% h- L+ k
一条龙服务
9 F) T! P, W4 [4 H! C6 e! L3 YPump water.
# l) b% s0 {3 ^& t! L( s****
5 n6 k8 }' o  @' @9 ZI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ w7 H; G& W( }% T- J* M' Q我吹鸡打你班友。
$ C' G8 v/ f9 u' T' h% {/ B5 oYou jump building. $ ?4 j/ I8 F, ?0 q0 M
你跳楼啦。
3 e% V! f% T& U0 ?  |6 }You come back home and eat banana 5 \+ A( n% D8 s9 P6 n
你返屋企食蕉啦 & b* v3 X1 ]4 t+ [- M$ R2 N% ~
I give you a hair. 4 K; f- D9 P' c0 a+ b+ n2 B7 W
我俾条毛你ar! 3 K+ W( {* d' W7 p2 F9 y, [/ U2 g

% D# ]0 I5 ~& L) F/ ACollect skin
3 T4 v2 z* Y2 `; L/ F收皮 # y# m2 D) N, N' D* s# w/ {
Collect father ( R2 X: K- V( y8 w9 x0 ^+ J" S) @
收爹
  R9 C/ \9 F) a7 X, O2 A. CYou give me collect father.
4 M9 I5 Y7 b9 M1 q# m* |/ O你同我收爹！
# B) Q$ k3 u3 i% G9 zLaugh die me. 4 T% x0 y: H- d$ }/ ]) |
笑死我。 + x) \8 s& Z: _3 ~3 T/ }) o' A% k
You give me stop. 5 J# C' C7 Y4 ]
你同我企系度。
- @* J+ {8 ~  qEight woman
) e" C) `$ L; `- p八婆 $ A# {  Y$ g$ _7 j+ ]8 l% d" d. u
Eight woman,you are good! " j" @) x3 x* B3 c& T( O% L
八婆，你好o野!
: z! y3 {( K" FWhat the spring do you do?
1 h4 t; @) H$ K- \- J% L4 F你搞乜春啊? , _$ n/ g0 g: H' a5 J+ _
A dog of eating dung
. Q8 V. i$ t5 ]/ u$ O( g1 N/ t食屎狗 9 g3 z- v8 a; m
A ghost of ass / \1 h5 N9 u" u0 ~9 G
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....1 m. n- T6 I$ K3 o3 Y% A
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

: X' A  S& d" k

( g& a- L9 l% }( i) n% r& w- Rtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
- i" z; h! V8 P6 S* n8 [this is not hong kong style english.....
8 D3 {0 C' F2 ]7 N" ^7 i# xthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....) H8 o/ [& n. ]8 i( p/ h
i've already ban this shit...2 g$ B; ?, r: j! n
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.