香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
9 t9 o+ h& x7 A0 I6 W* m) w- d% o6 d甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 R. e4 @8 D' ?9 M$ q4 a# b2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
+ N- W2 _2 t/ M6 P9 \! }你教我以后点出嚟行? & q% n+ P7 T+ n' k9 W* r5 x( z; U
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
( W: d0 ^5 Q7 Z) q4 h9 V; `如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 x; J/ u  Q6 L+ x- \1 e2 w4 "I saw a pork chop"
, i# v  i5 v2 |5 W: ~- v- ^我见到件猪扒啊。 8 n, F4 g) c' u# x" p- X
5 Are you road? : j6 I9 z+ ^8 f. P+ Y* K
你系咪路啊？ 4 A' K, g5 A1 U* m
6 What the water are you?
8 a. e4 F. v- d4 k) T你系乜水啊？
5 O1 ~8 s' r6 q8 f4 F, {1 N; B7 Do you big me? 3 V5 H, Q% n/ `( |3 i4 U$ ?
你大我啊？ : D6 r+ C9 ~4 H# b# @6 o
8 Zebra chops people.
  F6 f+ p  b. G6 r班马劈友。
& Y* a6 x) O4 @) w3 j) K9 The king of the cutting girl. " b  i1 D% k/ x, P
界女王。 ) }) q6 L9 w6 {8 C
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
( R( O. f# |6 @/ D3 c4 T$ ?( e批我个头俾你当凳坐。 . F+ ?- L" B3 \$ C1 S
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% U, d+ C8 L9 u9 ^5 l2 N你当我无到？
2 [! t* @! @& A5 j: b" W( ~12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
8 e+ t3 ?6 Q) a' s7 d你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
4 a) s# a3 U9 }, [& J8 Y, h8 Y- I, }13 Today I was very black son.
$ ]9 c) r; h: t; e4 R4 @今日我好黑仔。
$ H  x* c5 z  l+ G! b, k14 I am wearing grass. ; |% Q/ Z. i5 D' z9 ?8 E9 V
我着紧草。
! D6 ~% a9 L! C* L15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! p1 g& C% a4 x( i你未够班同我讲数！ * h1 N" _% _' P/ m8 V
16 Two beat six.
9 R1 P% Z3 ~0 ?. J7 O0 A2 ?: F0 r二打六
9 J- [" _* F; h$ n. _17 Two five son. : n7 e- l6 ]$ D$ T
二五仔 # U7 [% l4 ^- c9 b
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 3 c1 W, [- A1 b2 T, @
琴琴青
; L7 F2 ?6 O1 i2 p19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
8 Y5 d1 c2 P& k! V$ G我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ) F/ K7 P* s, G. ]
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
' Q8 s. H! J" _! R( Q' |; _, {6 T* s蠢蠢欲動 。
$ W7 Q$ L4 ^2 G, x9 {: ^3 T) e21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 3 R( B# N+ O9 O0 {  ?- b, t3 H7 [7 x7 w
人山人海 。
2 v) g! j6 ?+ F- R; U4 G+ F: s' X0 l22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 # I% P) R8 q) G; _
你算老幾? 9 ^1 J: U( E" M  u% H* [0 S# W
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 5 d$ i7 \$ t& |3 h% ?+ x
你講乜鬼?
4 B- k2 |5 t- J24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 I0 c- Q/ b- @我驚你有牙！ $ F6 z* w6 D* D& I
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 $ U3 t. T" }  F2 @  q+ k% F. b
心花怒放。   
$ n* d1 z$ q( B3 f3 ^Fish skin
1 T5 W2 p8 E0 S& g- I鱼皮 。 . v; s4 v2 @! O6 v3 ^5 B9 k
Monster of blowing water. 8 q4 b3 X6 j! C9 f( y5 E
吹水怪。
& \; ~+ e& _* m: L( S/ `Face green green
" K, u- ^1 q0 V5 N/ z: [7 r$ Z面青青。 : K4 h' j/ K9 U; L. N: ?
You see road carefully
# o- P8 ?- I# q$ a$ j" H你小心睇路
- D+ p$ w* ~$ d- ~You go to street carefully
) z7 h+ p5 [, n  w4 _你出街小心D。
5 q0 O- J4 z( o; G& oDo the world
5 h  o  a& \( B: V5 P$ s做世界 。 5 J. }5 |  [5 g- K" O
Big tea rice ' F8 k" X3 Q1 t+ [  ~7 X8 T- n
大茶饭 。
: ^8 a- ]  I& y- M/ qAmerican chinese not enough. 7 q' l/ M# T' z# _* y: R: d
美中不足。 7 t% J6 v) _9 M% p
King eight egg. : ~( @$ K' Q7 b. U3 y
王八蛋 / r0 ]6 T6 C- o
High hand. & B9 p' T( p9 U' ~1 q$ w
高手 8 x. t9 T9 N$ L* b+ \. D, L$ _# `
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Old dot.
& _/ y( B4 a( W6 k* ^& }' ?老点
! f* x9 N0 t' h# oOne old water
1 a3 {4 ^% R$ R. Q  M6 U" b- n一旧水 $ y6 M* u. q5 \/ j9 ~, D4 }
I know your mouse. 2 @( g3 A7 B) s) f5 ]
我识你老鼠！ 4 q) v9 M; b: r+ `) U
Measure water/Pound water.
) O* H) J( Y. z/ N: l' B# ?磅水
' o) ^/ U- r; ]( k4 ^) LA dragon service. 8 X: w. W$ F2 F8 o2 u  M+ ]( n0 A
一条龙服务
, p7 m. f8 x% M% APump water. , h& Z( i. }9 u+ J
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 i, N$ [- V; A- Y  N0 l1 E! K
我吹鸡打你班友。
. v& q/ O. K+ T% EYou jump building.
, D/ K0 H+ G& O. q; A你跳楼啦。 - Z: X7 v6 x& s" t/ x
You come back home and eat banana
0 k6 |3 p% t" u/ I8 [7 w你返屋企食蕉啦 5 j# c6 j# o+ l( a
I give you a hair. * F. G) N% I  h% H: s$ C  ~) b
我俾条毛你ar! , V- ]6 [9 f. L2 D  l2 ]
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Collect skin
, L* b" |+ }9 J: i4 i* B6 s. n0 B收皮
/ k. K! b0 p& A# Q0 fCollect father . }+ y, ~3 ~) A
收爹 1 z2 h4 u" T, S5 \
You give me collect father. 4 }) ], `8 r% a! X' l, ]
你同我收爹！
5 E0 P2 f* l4 A1 `# M( \) A# s1 oLaugh die me.
8 F! c( [! y9 _- d! j笑死我。 , L3 X# Y% c+ ]
You give me stop. ( }; m+ n3 m* z2 \1 ?( l; G  p1 b; Q
你同我企系度。 ) J' @. l$ j. `) w
Eight woman
* W- r' u- |' c3 M八婆 - y$ |0 e0 I. U* ~1 Q
Eight woman,you are good! & F; t- q/ O% b
八婆，你好o野! & z9 d4 l4 u2 b. S- ^6 W7 ?8 X
What the spring do you do? 4 l$ A4 q* M  X1 o
你搞乜春啊? + |3 R; M  H8 R  ~& s
A dog of eating dung
6 r; q6 P5 x& Z# k$ |; ~# \# R$ i& x食屎狗 * L) z) c  J! u' ^% r! T* N8 _! f
A ghost of ass
2 J+ g6 h5 I" }, G5 U屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....: ]7 @, G/ @+ ^2 R3 D- [" Z; H! \
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

* N$ C7 L0 C; e$ l; K; t) ?! p3 F; }. M+ \$ z! X  g
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
# C7 I6 ]4 j! O. r3 cthis is not hong kong style english.....
  B: `2 P' }# N# y8 ethis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....) o( @' N5 j/ p- S$ z3 K
i've already ban this shit...
  z# T( W) `4 a  y- Xdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.