香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
' y' Q) W0 X/ u1 G甘多人死，唔见你死。   x: z( G( A8 G
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 8 h! y7 \/ s# j- B7 F/ w+ M
你教我以后点出嚟行? ' z) y' I8 r. l& b& v2 x8 H1 [
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 6 k: J" M& {4 _' f6 |  K
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & ^' C0 c. {  E  D" V
4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 y9 M3 }% h3 n' C1 {我见到件猪扒啊。 , Z  b  j$ k; S' u, ?
5 Are you road? 2 A3 l6 w0 s, A$ e' L
你系咪路啊？
; F) h6 M5 M+ F6 P# X6 What the water are you? ! N( `+ J3 t& M$ ?5 d4 ~
你系乜水啊？ . \) Z5 w: `* y# d5 s
7 Do you big me?
& N8 S* c" e& c  T2 B9 p你大我啊？
$ |7 B, Z# n# z* M8 Zebra chops people. " ?0 v, o3 M. E" p; N" {; V- J
班马劈友。
; ]4 S6 P: ^, |' \4 g% v+ t. _9 The king of the cutting girl. 7 P7 {: a  d+ R% h0 ^7 y
界女王。 2 W+ z2 M# w& b( `
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
7 \9 t) N! P) ], Q( n& T5 Q批我个头俾你当凳坐。
6 i0 y- A$ F  X11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 B2 N# a- U+ ~& F
你当我无到？
; m% ?& H( M) j4 _6 a12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ) r+ d) Z; t/ d
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: D7 g  g, o7 n9 n13 Today I was very black son.
8 E2 g! u( e: B* `( R今日我好黑仔。 * x1 b' A/ z3 M9 T/ g
14 I am wearing grass. * k7 [, t# C& H# u# a* d
我着紧草。 ; j- `7 v6 y" Z6 o; R
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 h, d! K$ t1 \# p5 e
你未够班同我讲数！
# b5 w* L: B- F- o2 S, {! _16 Two beat six. ' ?0 w" M( z  g  D4 G3 D* l9 W
二打六 ' D* L6 m' i0 ?/ j+ V+ J
17 Two five son.
! E$ Q0 W" _( e3 z! d7 J二五仔
: C0 R: s) F' z5 D+ y& s$ X18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
/ D- W) J! y7 q/ {琴琴青
+ f' O7 I) k/ r  R$ u4 ?19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
! A3 r$ h8 s4 c+ l! @' p我俾D顏色你睇睇！ + N) z8 _: Z! `0 A1 R3 q
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
) P( K0 n9 o, S. Z9 f2 _蠢蠢欲動 。 ' }9 x' @# `4 C! q# v
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - u  D6 F8 ~6 A+ q3 ?9 I
人山人海 。
% `) Y. p' s: E22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 $ _) w/ A; Z: c/ ^! C. {/ e
你算老幾?
5 F/ [4 H* d; {$ f$ P/ E8 Y' i23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
0 t- \2 B( l8 p1 ^8 t你講乜鬼?
: w9 x$ I! b3 _. ^! g. b& c# o9 _24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 S2 W) q, U+ W$ |我驚你有牙！
/ ~, q! R* p3 ~; _- y+ W$ |25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
( ]& p0 I" q( f2 `8 I, L心花怒放。   
) ~2 u4 T; k3 v: m+ D/ [, l1 WFish skin 6 H/ Z* X' q  K( g
鱼皮 。 : P! E5 G0 Q. B, ~; x( C6 H
Monster of blowing water. : D. b- W: h- M, C" Z* s
吹水怪。
( G% g; e2 F1 v1 f# }+ FFace green green 4 X+ ~# Q% i6 s4 w3 U
面青青。
& f. k4 V0 A( i) q& ~0 \You see road carefully
$ K+ O& ~/ y3 |& p9 g. H3 p你小心睇路 + I/ ]: R; e* q8 w
You go to street carefully " m$ T8 ]4 ]1 k1 n5 }( {
你出街小心D。 5 ]1 v& U+ n8 W( ?/ O: q( L
Do the world
$ E9 f0 N& C5 \# U做世界 。
, ~; o: i8 ?: xBig tea rice
7 E+ e: e: Q# y4 s- n/ ~大茶饭 。 ( y# a& Y) t4 v6 p
American chinese not enough.
- Y/ A& E* s& F4 G* X( a美中不足。
' g6 `" T/ z5 `# [2 hKing eight egg. 7 |1 D) S' P) A1 w5 |& r' W* g
王八蛋   @) P' M; [% b0 q! a8 @+ P% ^
High hand.
' [4 \8 N' H, @/ i# U- c高手
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Old dot. . z# T1 l9 G  U  C# c- p
老点 1 Q+ f& K# ^8 B) Y- U; S2 I* Y2 f) p
One old water
# Z& q! s- M/ C* Z) Q/ J一旧水 * V& t) \$ m" v0 W  X2 N
I know your mouse. % S! ]+ b" y% V* Y! g" K- {
我识你老鼠！
4 h# N$ Z: {6 mMeasure water/Pound water. ' ^' l2 {: u/ u0 f
磅水
8 h# F, x- ?+ ]; Q5 D9 ~! wA dragon service.
1 s" K7 \" f6 R: t0 p) P一条龙服务 : o, R" L! r* }. C/ ^/ q" H4 E' O; q
Pump water.
5 t4 B, |1 p% h1 y7 v% T****
- y" j8 N/ `2 [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 t' T! A  m& x2 t# I0 \
我吹鸡打你班友。 & t) ?' \4 B- w5 Z, O
You jump building.
- T# z8 g6 G: E, x9 S# y6 n: R/ D7 W你跳楼啦。
+ x6 x  u: h* s- e7 KYou come back home and eat banana
" B6 I% J$ b% @你返屋企食蕉啦
1 k2 @7 g) Y* VI give you a hair.
, z( s; V3 E" v$ |我俾条毛你ar!
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& A  Y4 {) A- O5 j9 LCollect skin
8 |+ b% B/ }7 n/ h收皮 ) }! s6 O0 h" b! k8 W
Collect father 7 R# x2 J  Q; q/ }3 A- L/ G
收爹 % D- Z! P5 F2 I
You give me collect father.
8 Y/ U2 N" ~1 \- C' a你同我收爹！
7 f& D$ ?- u7 G' q0 K5 tLaugh die me.
* f1 w1 C' t  C7 }3 y, z笑死我。
2 `0 H. @, u2 M: W! dYou give me stop. ' P# y  H6 j; N% u3 G+ Q2 Q5 p; R
你同我企系度。
0 L( W, p2 Q. j' AEight woman
: R9 B5 i5 `0 j八婆 ' J2 E$ G& c  m% @$ Y5 k) E3 P" I
Eight woman,you are good! # |& l. h! h. q* ~9 @  s& z- d
八婆，你好o野! ! A% S3 e* g2 ~$ Z0 U' @
What the spring do you do? : S8 X+ O% M; _5 \
你搞乜春啊? 0 N# u  ^, n+ j8 i
A dog of eating dung
/ Q$ }* R- B8 P  B  }食屎狗 + v. y, Y% D* n
A ghost of ass
6 I- g5 T! ?2 J屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
7 u; B* [9 R6 a  s都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
! T' w. E! B, a& R* Othis is not hong kong style english.....
3 B" h; i# |" t& L* ^this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
; S" x! y  N& ~i've already ban this shit...
# W; L2 B1 M; j- ]2 Sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.