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 發表於 2008-7-10 05:17 PM 
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| 睡前,Weird Al "A Complicated Song"Originally posted by Edgar_Davids at 2008-7-10 01:11 AM:
      Speechless............................................ The world is so complicated.......................
     http://youtube.com/watch?v=WYWsMmE0BSY
 
 
 A Complicated Song Lyrics
 Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
 
 
 Uh huh ... extra cheese
 Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
 
 Pizza, party at your house
 I went, just to check it out
 Nineteen extra larges
 What a shame
 No one came
 
 Just us eatin' all alone
 You said, "Take the pizza home"
 "No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
 So then I faced
 
 Pizza all day
 And every day
 This cheese 'round the clock
 Is gettin' me blocked
 And I sure don't care
 For irregularity
 
 Tell me
 Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, in the bathroom
 I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
 Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
 No no no
 
 I was feelin' pretty down
 'Till my girlfriend came around
 We're just so alike in every way
 I gotta say
 
 In fact, I just thought I might
 Pop the question there that night
 I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
 Who would have guessed
 Her family crest
 I'd suddenly spy
 Tattooed on her thigh
 And son-of-a-gun
 It's just like the one on me
 
 Tell me
 How was I supposed to know we were both related?
 Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
 What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
 And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
 And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
 No no no
 No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
 
 
 I had so much on my mind
 I thought, maybe I'd unwind
 Try out, that new roller coaster ride
 And the guide
 Said not to stand
 But that's a demand
 That I couldn't meet
 I got on my feet
 And stood up instead
 And knocked off my head, you see
 
 Tell me
 Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
 It really is a major inconvenience
 Oh man, I really hate it
 It's such a drag now
 I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore
 Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
 
 Oh no, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
 Yeah, yeah!
 I gotta tell ya
 Life without a head kinda makes me irritated
 What a bummer
 I can't blink I can't talk I can't sneeze
 But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
 Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
 No no no
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