[English]: Jokes..

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6 T$ D0 _& @# g$ Y; F% _9 R1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  x9 }$ m8 I% q. Z1 ]0 r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ ^  U% M. P7 \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* o" @: H" O# F& n8 I9 [2 s1 fa.They give like hell. ' m/ V5 x4 Z4 F3 o. X
b.They do not yell.
0 U" O1 h- G# a* I& S* Yc.They do not tell./ V- N. O9 |+ ^3 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 z7 K0 S* s" [6 K/ B- a HEART to love him,
# |( J. M( S- l1 F" p1 |) H; h- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 F6 ]. _. e% A$ w1 ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) Y7 Q4 O" H/ ?# w$ I. [
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 h* H+ e9 y, |# w- h! Q5 w& M% I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. J, y6 |8 u8 O4 r) w, T
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
  k' p* ^$ D1 B& O. }  U4 _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) S0 J: G' X) d! |5 w8 G1 ]: g7 [( o6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: H+ E+ k( r& d* j2 U3 oThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 H( U; G. @3 [& c4 o" @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 i) B' {0 C1 c# k0 B0 w# a! l% y8 BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ Y. c- p$ i* @  Q5 Wkeep it up~~  D* m; e3 ]( l" \8 F
cheers

maksim2046

that is great