[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ ?" S6 U  @: o8 s; H1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 M- P+ @+ ]+ Q4 N* [. o2 L$ Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 u2 x" s# ~8 _1 j& u( P- i; a% }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 {/ O7 q9 u* @0 b# V& Da.They give like hell. 6 r8 J' U( h7 j" z& c  {. C
b.They do not yell.. K3 \1 t2 B9 d$ Q; N# {: F$ U4 H
c.They do not tell.
2 i( C$ x8 e, \( Y2 Qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# q3 N# k' k0 b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# A# R, |" s0 h& {: D' W7 Q
- a HEART to love him,
6 s0 |7 G; ?5 g2 S6 |9 H- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' {- K& q/ b* n9 Z$ t6 N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ G5 ?2 Z2 J0 u
- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 U  R4 }8 ~4 f/ {8 K) k2 b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?- n) {, A4 G* J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 w. g* k' @; p: }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 N! k8 n& u3 b. o4 p5 V  N

: w' ?4 _8 v- H) D6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ b- h' Y* [* E) R& \1 Q+ [The arse hole is always in front of you.' c. Y. M. k0 c' J" p
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* X  H" `& S# }) {
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ Y' [/ u2 p, j2 ]5 q( ?The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) }7 R6 S1 y, n7 Q$ s& K
keep it up~~# l+ q5 m0 s$ i9 F0 Y9 b% w$ |9 e
cheers

maksim2046

that is great