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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ k2 j; p# U( `1 [# f. F m99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. `( W$ c% v H m3 y- a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* `% d+ i/ x2 k" z1 }) N3 La.They give like hell.
7 L; H- P4 \$ s/ Q; @, n! G/ Rb.They do not yell., y A) w* ]8 H8 r+ l, F
c.They do not tell.
( [5 l( O# X) t# h8 ~/ y2 sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ |+ b& e' ~- u& N" b. |& p" g2 c
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ e' u+ Y, S/ d! i" w- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" V3 I6 a! i3 ?8 b9 Z+ @
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; |" e' o5 {, P( O) |% h4 A4 o
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 m9 ]/ u/ C0 {8 M2 N( LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* ]! S- {! }: k8 J
! {1 a$ F' P1 i5 o. t6 `6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; I( d1 o1 b+ Q/ U) ^2 I, a2 K! U
The arse hole is always in front of you.: o7 v& Z3 u/ E( z3 n
j: I" M) w# K" D- B& c7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 H5 `$ Y' n; M0 S' @When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. w# v2 [; ?! G( c; L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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