[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( B3 I, X4 D" x2 y3 M( Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; `. c" y' }$ ]( J2 y* |9 T0 d+ T
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  x8 M4 Z3 v0 }% H# ?& M
a.They give like hell. 2 }+ H+ z: d$ G  G) [) L4 d( K
b.They do not yell.
/ W! R+ J3 o; y1 ^/ r$ tc.They do not tell.
8 f$ u/ x1 m5 x7 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ E* `6 G9 h3 h3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 C) X! E: x" g; Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. }: Q, C! f# u+ ]- j" g- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 v4 s; W9 P0 `& q  }, t( \4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% |2 I' i4 K  m8 fBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 L3 Z, M# k! C4 n( [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 \6 n8 m/ h! K8 FThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 f0 }! |& a- {6 u
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% C% y. ~$ T* N$ l6 `+ h+ ]4 Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 \( V9 }& s( G3 T* ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 x1 w( w: |! e8 h0 v( M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  X4 P2 ~4 o  O" D6 L
keep it up~~4 s% y/ i/ W6 [- U
cheers

maksim2046

that is great