[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# v9 u: T( e/ M. Q5 V2 p
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. r: {) l. R- Z2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  R% s1 I' c9 N2 a% L
a.They give like hell.
5 }& S0 S3 M, D4 Q0 o- mb.They do not yell.
0 a5 b' r2 H/ Qc.They do not tell.
& l/ G9 V1 b5 d7 r& w0 ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., [2 L0 @! V% w, S# P

1 Y6 K. W5 M; k; ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 U) Y; n3 V2 V2 W, C- a HEART to love him,
$ Q4 }7 }* p0 C* B5 j5 s, F- a DIAMOND to marry him,. B" O  r4 S1 S' R9 l# D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ ~" G$ x1 Y8 Y4 B
- a SPADE to bury him!8 R0 a# L' v( Z1 I: P! G

8 K* @. v2 E3 y4 E( Q* X* y# K* S+ @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, g/ Q( V( j% E  p2 C5 b  r5 a1 p
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, D1 X: `+ q. o- \" v( i& l5) What is the strongest muscle?
" ?) w0 p; _& L+ S! ^; tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 v) j- Q  x  M7 T* x1 s6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 ^3 Z4 P5 J. T, x% O& EThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 q& z  v. D* v3 Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, z# u5 L5 x/ Y+ g# n/ p0 o6 B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# a% @1 K3 S% c3 x2 i5 w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) F5 A) j) \6 u) _5 D/ @. T
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great