香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
* }! W  U; r) `) S+ L2 ]甘多人死，唔见你死。 8 a1 n% ^6 V8 R
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? + A3 K8 ?8 Y) @# M# E( U% y
你教我以后点出嚟行? 8 j' [2 t6 d) K+ ^3 e3 B
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + `% G# N1 v, i8 A. B
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; C; p2 ^: E1 }0 U3 q
4 "I saw a pork chop" ' y7 k8 D5 I! p3 T! e  m
我见到件猪扒啊。 5 b: W9 t/ E0 y. D/ J* U* o+ F6 T! I
5 Are you road?
3 B$ _0 N& s0 P; J9 u) M* x你系咪路啊？
- |1 K. f( t; R+ i9 h* \! {6 What the water are you? 1 |  c4 h1 h7 D! _
你系乜水啊？
7 h1 ?) \, J  u; k3 |, n7 Do you big me? 2 |: D; x$ C% C, Y: `6 n! X
你大我啊？ ; S' {  i7 r; I8 V: m# ^
8 Zebra chops people.
+ N# A1 A6 y+ {班马劈友。
3 d2 i6 O5 s( ^  l9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 h/ a. t8 H* A' ]8 u界女王。
. |! r, z) \) h8 ~% v0 I10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
& |9 {- |/ w5 t$ {; C! m4 s* H/ N批我个头俾你当凳坐。
( Z/ Z. k7 C7 c7 _, d) }; H* c11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & Y7 l# Q) z3 k
你当我无到？
7 O* q+ W  W- q: _" g& Y12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
: F0 [# t+ P$ S4 ~9 _. h: Y你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
3 ~# U3 C& q: h; {: j7 m0 J* I13 Today I was very black son.
4 b1 B0 d8 r7 A- z) N4 K4 @% }; e今日我好黑仔。
: c* u5 \2 V/ t/ M; W2 S$ p3 d( {14 I am wearing grass.
& ~7 y5 U, U4 A% g) S! @我着紧草。 , f& n  W2 k3 k
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
# }8 U, H- Y4 |- O  |$ d你未够班同我讲数！
! X+ h! ~8 q8 j! M  Q5 a. N( U16 Two beat six.
9 j0 {4 {( A7 q二打六
( |% Y! i1 l6 i3 `, n+ `; \5 U17 Two five son.
! w8 D8 {0 G; Y+ s二五仔 % b5 j( Z- j3 ?7 M9 ^" T% B
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 + b& X$ g7 D6 _- _9 v8 c3 }
琴琴青 % x& k2 B* S7 b, l$ [. ]3 y5 E# v$ ~
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 i' r" X& `# W! V. X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 A" o$ a$ A  {) N- M
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 n6 p4 b% R$ |蠢蠢欲動 。 # Y  C1 @* o5 \3 k) @
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ! P" g9 D: r/ ]
人山人海 。
: z1 u1 p+ m, y  |22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 - n7 o( _5 ?- N+ N
你算老幾?
5 y/ t2 D" y& ~4 u. l( N& t6 i23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　   F* R7 o0 q$ l# @( K
你講乜鬼?
! g6 o' [, X# f. Y( u& A9 j24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 0 O# ~8 i# E' V" t$ `& k
我驚你有牙！ : W0 }$ s2 y- ~% R0 y2 l. E$ w4 I
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　   v( H. K6 b/ J* `+ M
心花怒放。   ! r: k% l* K% y4 Z# T
Fish skin
5 U& E* t1 d" s" T鱼皮 。
% t3 c( v1 [9 v$ q7 mMonster of blowing water. , I$ q) o* C( f- j
吹水怪。 8 J  [& ~1 J0 N# G/ x2 i
Face green green
$ @$ [7 I" r+ E: o! ]4 u* B面青青。 5 L9 V" u8 `+ K% x/ y
You see road carefully ( y2 S  D8 P, M  `4 \5 S
你小心睇路
1 E2 j' y3 R* `) t  i! X9 bYou go to street carefully
: A0 U; d8 K0 G7 B0 S) O: m+ F- U你出街小心D。 - Q( u; o- K2 i# @
Do the world ; _- M" p1 U! d5 N4 L) i7 ?( Q, o
做世界 。 0 q" _" R  P8 D- B. X  e8 P5 N
Big tea rice
) `  z( Y' a! |# T% }2 X大茶饭 。 $ n3 h' U. K5 L0 u5 {3 Y; k
American chinese not enough. : Z4 v- q1 N8 t7 l+ |# S' D$ o
美中不足。
5 P5 G: W1 V, EKing eight egg. 5 F& n3 U! _% J" T6 Y' k0 U) s
王八蛋
. _  L3 I6 l7 r) d% Y8 O! rHigh hand.
4 D7 V1 a/ O1 J) }4 t+ b; b2 Y" L, W. E! P高手 % o+ L" m5 e, H* i8 K" R/ s: C$ J: y: l  A

+ J* B8 y& Z" h, H1 oOld dot.
& l% |$ ?% i3 i4 B& I# C& g8 V老点
. m; w/ s& v7 ?  U4 b  S6 lOne old water
& r* }* ]; b/ E! H一旧水 : y# f  ~# @% g9 J' R% y8 k" `6 @
I know your mouse. ! ~% Z+ y2 f0 |
我识你老鼠！ 3 K$ A9 W, R* r0 e
Measure water/Pound water. $ b$ D% u  d4 K% E& ~8 n+ J; A
磅水
7 u  n- P' F- g/ L+ A& a" LA dragon service.
" Y- n& E" q+ n; a一条龙服务 5 w; N; x- P# H- K  ^- [; d7 }
Pump water. # R7 l2 o" F1 b7 E: Q3 Y6 V* e
****
9 }% {' A" K+ f! z  VI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 U" z) w6 b3 U1 J+ s5 C我吹鸡打你班友。
$ a1 @0 c6 @4 ^You jump building.
. {  L8 J) v, g4 a3 }你跳楼啦。
  e* N" [; W2 h, Q  r3 qYou come back home and eat banana 0 s( B0 x; W, O4 [9 G9 Q1 _2 U
你返屋企食蕉啦
  `8 @7 q* t" ~) {) }& fI give you a hair.
# F7 L. e/ |+ a# T& `我俾条毛你ar! $ s' {( G6 z' K5 T3 W
5 R/ B4 H  Y4 R; B7 M- e
Collect skin ( M- l% {  a) d! b9 {& u( `
收皮 + V7 r: w; [$ N. ^: u
Collect father 0 F9 K+ z! r$ o  @* e; Q7 L
收爹 - L) X& n$ u' g
You give me collect father.
  ~) E# m5 j$ ]! ^5 o( O" g$ J你同我收爹！
& O' w) |, M! ULaugh die me. 7 V  y% G) x7 z9 N! W/ L. x+ M
笑死我。 4 x8 F  `# p1 X; m1 i
You give me stop.
  I: e" M2 ^/ P& j6 I# I6 T8 \你同我企系度。
7 N0 `( N" D" YEight woman
8 {/ p+ V' V6 s) |5 X八婆
& X( q; m% E  ^, T3 K$ BEight woman,you are good!
* J1 M" ?3 h9 Y1 G7 B八婆，你好o野! ' p% q1 b9 ?+ _: d" c
What the spring do you do?
7 s0 w# ~0 @% J- j0 D+ y. X( [你搞乜春啊? 2 P- e6 G. k' V; R2 c/ N5 L2 i9 K  _
A dog of eating dung / g' r; y" i: P1 t
食屎狗   D) g! W- N7 x6 `3 K
A ghost of ass
$ F6 Y" V" B! s; m1 F屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
# d$ B' U$ Z# V% q) t2 ~9 r2 ]4 F都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

! c: p) A0 p4 I9 G: \0 V* F9 U3 r+ t* o4 S; ]$ m7 {: x# @( i
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
; B: l) x7 j  R/ @& rthis is not hong kong style english.....1 a3 d' O/ G3 C# |* }
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
6 C# M7 y6 F; qi've already ban this shit...
9 F9 c! \2 J" C" J$ [  _4 k0 J; Ndon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.