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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)1 h4 y# @( c* C; r/ d
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)( C" R& G  o! _# X

9 W$ I, K1 P+ V2 \8 L. C2 R8 M4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎- v0 e* [- k) T
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻/ S7 {6 ]+ v8 B

- o/ o: L- _! f8 b$ P  Z6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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& ~% F# t! m; \( t4 M5 C  Z7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)! K" \* m/ n- Z/ `; k
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)) O+ z3 P+ [* F3 v9 Z3 Y! o# R

4 m% F  _) B) e9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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9 Y: [6 A# E% @1 q  F+ ~* F10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)8 B6 W% s* x1 n' m

' m. c0 R3 l; P% g8 g' g% V2 L我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:1 Q" z% |) P7 p2 f: i
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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" b0 l% c6 E( t5 F- W0 ?3 `( d# \/ ]6 ?  z好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

+ p" Z$ d5 h( I2 D我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good