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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)# K( t0 ?8 U1 V  H, N
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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; G1 U3 P2 t/ D, Y: Y: Q& Y3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)4 u0 {) q; e$ L  h4 {
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎: G7 I- a, x# p
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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  B/ Q5 R+ c+ B6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)* ^7 N$ B) c- T! `+ L

9 S2 D" @% H* z: k2 o  q7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)( Q% |8 j8 o, I' y# h3 }3 D1 x2 b+ C
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)( ^/ w" @, [- P2 ?

: k+ Z& ?) p' n& U: p" c10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
: C& V1 Z+ F' u1 m1 S# Y4 n' e 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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" E3 r( a; L+ R$ \) g好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:8 [5 y0 w' a# q6 D7 K$ X+ H" q- d

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good