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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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7 ?) n: o+ f) y  _; G性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. - x+ M# X+ d/ N& W& D, w7 x9 F- U

! r6 F8 b: D9 e5 K習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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$ R  Y9 T, ?( B# @0 ~/ [  ]+ X; [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 P7 L6 B" t4 A

8 R, R1 C1 ]  h, }5 l% _7 P* B教之道:The way of learning it 7 O" X3 n, k( z) S$ u4 I
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   Q( d4 h3 F% o: J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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- \: O9 S9 E9 u) y, Z7 {擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! d) {: U6 o. Q3 E  `) F1 Z1 D

# b# ~7 I. s( {% S子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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: e% p7 n7 V: k# m7 x" j# q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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- N) d! S3 @. G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine / D' Q$ V- e' Q2 F5 k
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  z0 j6 w" d9 Z父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % u2 t! ^& k1 G& ^' l3 h

: i) d' y4 G7 o7 D2 r; k; @8 g師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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( K- F7 Q( N0 D! s' ?; ~! a子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' u" ]8 W& c; _$ @4 D2 d

$ Z- M* Q0 \! r) W- s2 E' `非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 ~4 _4 e- b  F

, T3 \& P- `$ ^( S8 [幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / R! N7 Z: j! y. J9 P, P& B
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 K, r, k) k% Z' U5 ^6 W$ b
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - K6 |" Q8 d& _1 ^
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ; i  x( g* I9 B. v

7 V0 s  D% b* E; D) \7 p不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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