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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. . i  S8 ]" L! O  T# B' [1 a' I
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. % i* Y  ?2 m% }# F) T- I

2 l$ d; Z7 s" A; T) E習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 d) Q% X8 N# r; G1 d1 P

# p! n) G9 d  t; E苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. / w, t1 V* L5 O5 b( u4 n, V
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 M7 S8 S2 x& S
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教之道:The way of learning it
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- y7 u; ?+ V/ E* W( [" t; J昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 0 \- S$ @: J' [& G
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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7 ]9 R6 x5 X( F1 }7 J竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 4 m% I1 n5 J4 Y6 ]: E

0 d$ O0 f/ E7 J0 Y3 o養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 y/ \8 o; N; z9 J9 d! i& \& n* E父之過 :It is all your fault.
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0 }1 _- a7 W2 k  q0 O教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. & ?8 I3 t4 A4 i% v- Y
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : k' A5 w1 R3 }' b/ D

1 |6 Q% Z1 e" {0 o9 O, J3 V幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 7 X) v* j! l( y- R& p# m
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 V5 o  |. S0 i1 f* }  N/ M* v$ J
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * U' n/ S! n& G; Y$ {* ^4 q
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " C- K" }9 e1 f( i9 V  p( t
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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