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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ c/ o' a. ]* w$ @9 I6 }
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性本善:Sex is good. 9 r7 z+ n; E# |% e% F$ ~8 p( W
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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$ {. n* n+ k7 t: H& i3 p, y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 T% P9 }9 t$ `) Z9 z
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) ^) _( g& C+ M0 j: E& C

/ s% F( u" ]. O, [; S; t, G! u性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & L' q4 g" G4 k* {" E

! {6 p+ I5 `6 X, U0 [4 g4 |1 E教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / U% D& G6 S  K" t
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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4 Z! Q# O1 v0 k! O4 Z1 `" t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 C& ^' h" c1 P, @# J& _

& Y2 ?- M" A$ Y6 V9 b子不學:If you don't study hard, 3 y# S" B; e  b* }8 R1 L% ?' G
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 }" k5 a. k' p3 f  c
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ( Y- N* U8 u5 I: @" Z

4 b/ z& r: S) j/ g( ]教五子 :All his five son took it % I3 z3 x0 q' E6 A* y

/ C" _7 b: A- |. s! V8 s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0 Z' @+ [8 Z1 V) r3 x9 I% V7 R4 c

" L) C, ~- J6 |* Y3 o養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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' o0 [  q0 t, ]教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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" R' G8 T# c* ~1 T8 V& g6 Z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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# |# S" J2 K$ o3 v6 R5 X& O非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 b4 d7 ], M0 T
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! ^2 t/ `$ o6 s3 Y6 k- G6 l- T

" P* U0 n! a/ G+ }( t* Q7 T3 y/ {6 G玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 Z5 ~1 g# r. ]$ J* D' C: y

8 q0 f! S4 B6 e. Y! W不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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