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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語 ! o6 Y- c2 t( w+ G g( ?
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 $ q" G" a7 l9 w. R( a
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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A ^5 _- D J1 RI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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7 b5 W( G% P" qYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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3 Y- R# Z$ E" {8 OI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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7 _" H5 Y% P3 X. r' ?4 D. [+ mIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 # D2 i% }$ ?! f- c5 S# V
7 S) k4 j# [& t6 v* R# }2 [2 cFall on a street@@ 。 9 Q* }( T, k" D: @
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水; J! Y D5 }- ]: _* Q
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 a8 l' j2 o: @& P+ v% m
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ R; c- j& r3 G1 O# Y3 H
我吹雞打你班友 。
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! O, G' F3 M) s: G0 I, |' dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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9 F. s5 K8 U: x6 N6 H* X/ K"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
7 e# Y. T' t8 U點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! n5 u( x2 M7 |+ c8 `: c
! Z# N4 ~& r' K5 g) wYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ a2 Y# {- I m5 B5 C# R4 ?: z- t
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . y M& g( g- e% m: h, M3 j
3 b+ _9 f0 S% k7 {: v- |5 {3 FYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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$ Z& |* }5 i% iAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? $ e9 v# y7 l0 ^6 Y M4 C
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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4 ]9 w& e7 j# y* J7 {Do you big me?你大我呀? . R. J6 g( P; o2 C6 n* O5 Y
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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2 R S% g2 K) |! rDo the world做世界 。
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2 u% P6 A; o" N" ?3 zBig tea rice大茶飯 。 6 ^% J1 v1 D, u: S! W5 M
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? $ [; H# }( @9 d6 V p
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 4 C, o; s5 I2 b( |+ v8 r' c
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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( j" r. m, l' bDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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\. C( n/ b6 _7 t/ L( ILaugh die me.笑死我。
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4 v, I5 m, b) [3 L% w* AYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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% q5 f `3 e% V& PAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 W5 w& K8 O: w& m0 N" N
5 E( \. X/ l; A1 q) Q# wHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; g& ^5 d2 k0 V" b/ t8 S& F: k& `1 p
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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?+ _' a+ h. H0 ]Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 : K! y, e! ]+ S- h6 G! L3 i M0 X
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ) a' G% `& k$ p7 P
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! c& e2 n8 b( t- t; `& a6 ^I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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; l. h5 G) z x; NI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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0 E; U1 F% R5 e& r( DHigh hand.高手
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+ B0 V9 M* d2 b& a' {8 hA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - Z! _; K0 K) I+ r0 u1 t
; }9 V7 d$ g2 kTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 k- ~+ F$ ~2 X1 B+ d! i! ]- W3 U
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Good mother.好娘 $ D6 z, p/ g& X2 Q
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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9 f# v. G* a# p% F1 h5 [! UOld dot.老點
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! W: F1 G: Y0 a6 G3 jOne old water 一舊水
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" v3 P$ p6 g' f4 _7 b# Z6 O" e9 c9 ^A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 3 `5 Y8 J) E* R
- w% e1 f8 _, A D$ y# Q6 QA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 , T, m( s/ e& N/ d
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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