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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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/ a' {- [- D. `- H( p4 T. J(轉)港式英語
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3 I4 Y: M- _9 k u2 H1 BPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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0 m7 z* m3 c$ e5 VYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? * y1 A( |7 \3 z
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! + U* g. M" U/ |& Y1 ]
9 |6 v# m5 h+ J0 @9 k( FIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! " {0 L3 \- z# I' U: N# F
! d& a/ o- l: I4 e0 J2 o; ]1 pFish skin~魚皮 。 + c# x. f# k1 l1 F `# u! m
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 9 e9 r3 s2 p& h) Y! | t
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Blow water吹水( |8 M" c. w* F! q1 P* ?
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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( }4 c+ L @" XBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! g& d* M! s0 [1 u8 z我吹雞打你班友 。
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+ i w& E$ O1 K0 m( hStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' U' B) I) A7 ^$ n6 s+ h! j3 Q2 [4 o
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Face green green臉青青 。 ( W5 }! I/ s# X& A
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
( R: z, j6 d" {點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 J8 @3 a4 b- r0 E5 C" |: P
: U, a" [: X0 S0 n2 W- _2 R& d6 cYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 - E$ N" H* i5 A8 T( ~
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 - b7 l% u6 a# W% N) r
2 X1 T/ K& o# N3 z0 J7 z4 V) lAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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3 z% [* I2 M+ _, jEat banana食蕉 ( r0 i8 `0 f4 m& u8 K. W
$ C, p a1 b8 n+ r. ZYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? + s& Y# ^- k9 t
3 V/ |0 n% b+ Q8 JWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ) G1 l+ S2 v T2 ^
2 m8 m7 D, u" P8 g; X4 WWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 7 X. s2 b2 z E- F b7 C2 f
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ; ~4 x% r3 g- {4 }1 B
9 a+ m# i/ Q0 HZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 W3 E+ ]1 w( H5 u6 ?
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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* V# d& R/ S& p! ]1 [; qWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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% x% J3 n3 U! h) N1 B4 [Cut girl 界女 " k# m: R7 G/ O# ~- H2 ?+ l1 c9 ~' z, N
+ ^2 i7 d; Y$ n* v9 A; e+ H2 h+ jThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 v! M' D1 g, W8 N+ e& N# F$ Q
W9 Q$ o9 H, v+ C! CCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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7 C7 \6 P. E! H5 C4 q& jCollect father收爹 : h d% \+ n3 B/ G9 @( V' v
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! " E1 p: J' S8 ^, y M
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 n2 }+ l h* D" z2 L" b" S0 r
+ }5 k9 Y) p CLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , p' C3 P6 ~2 b4 h
) ?9 v; W! Q% M* AAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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5 B: y1 q7 R1 ?7 m2 s4 [4 s5 [0 @& \You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 g Q8 Q. g4 h5 H' n
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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7 z7 `7 N8 _2 u6 `. zEight woman八婆
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8 d0 F2 z" D' E% ^Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ( f& C- \5 X1 x3 }7 G5 K& M) d
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 . | }/ z1 s4 U3 R7 a
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( N$ w* I. j! f/ K
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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" M, D8 j" M7 K8 I2 s qHigh hand.高手
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; m; f0 K: ?* d# [: g( YA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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' l' f1 w1 d/ h8 CYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # o- ]3 |6 o, v! b1 H! @. x
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Old dot.老點 ; {8 U3 j, Q& {5 F& X
# x9 m4 F9 P, @8 P5 i$ w" GOne old water 一舊水 4 Q. b6 E0 [: u# W4 M, ^: U
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5 X. x9 k( Y9 n8 g! zA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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c5 j- v8 `2 c% E7 zA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 ^* i# ]5 S7 R- b* m6 Z( Q
$ ^" E. c& M* l1 zMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 7 i& U1 m' f/ B+ ^* S; d6 n; |
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 : {+ `' f- {9 I9 s5 R. p o2 g
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Two hit six.二打六 ! P5 ~; ~0 z: E7 p- Z
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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