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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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! u& z( [/ T% s5 G2 T# N0 k7 k(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( v# @ {; w( N$ T7 i# P3 t9 k
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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" j7 m, ^5 b, V- q8 P$ L% g& iI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 2 v4 n9 L. k) a5 ?0 ~
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! . Y# ^, i+ ]# s9 }/ Z) Y* ]
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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# y' L! p$ U% `% j+ w5 v2 @. `3 K, bFish skin~魚皮 。 * b+ {5 A* u1 B& R( O! c+ r# N# r* {3 i
) i7 \+ [& n1 b/ @* l9 rFall on a street@@ 。
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7 w" Q" y0 t9 t# z$ ]2 I; Bfall on your street.""你個"K"
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/ }4 e3 D# B6 L1 L; u& GBlow water吹水2 n$ B7 g1 K+ W* v0 T8 K
5 M) ]0 D1 b5 q5 IMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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9 V6 O) q6 S3 k2 u2 zBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & q# j1 U) t9 \6 s
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 $ n6 @8 I) a: a1 m" C* G
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Face green green臉青青 。 . [3 ^+ ~4 |0 I
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ; P) b+ Y2 B% [; ~
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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- U; c; |0 J" \: H' a" ^* D4 FYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 # g3 ^$ r0 \7 v/ l+ N9 U
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 # s d! f5 d; ^+ b* H
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? " j8 q2 P l1 O# T
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Eat banana食蕉 8 q& J1 X0 ]5 n% V9 _
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; R5 D4 @+ q0 W( v
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How senior are you?你算老幾? $ Z: M' f2 S8 i7 u, d
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8 B1 d7 ]5 N3 c4 ZWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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6 q3 ?1 Z* Q# h4 E+ kDo you big me?你大我呀? $ r* X) `6 ]8 a
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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" ]6 E+ t& g2 |2 A' j* WDo the world做世界 。
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$ k2 N7 j$ K+ Z" j8 i7 ZBig tea rice大茶飯 。 & H z5 e3 g+ p6 r9 j2 w3 Y
" b2 z& u# Q2 t" @% x9 UWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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0 f& p% T* W! Z# eCut girl 界女 7 P0 I$ o% l4 v8 c! d
; y* |8 B% W2 r' L1 }& o6 ?& oThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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; |$ q! y- x$ K6 G R: _( J. d* }Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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3 ?- p; H$ C6 K* B* u2 \: VI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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I5 c, |& o6 y! D/ ?" V/ aCollect father收爹 3 c- q7 D# L0 o
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! , q% w& x; M" J) Y, [# J8 G2 v
1 W* E6 J4 B! p# ^$ v6 N; N& Z' PDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? * B, L; @1 M' c, h. M
1 g. j9 x1 ]; o" _% uLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 / M& Q. g0 a0 r6 B, ]+ O
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 + A, ]" W) _1 B2 A
2 S! y9 p# Z( ?/ |( NYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / Z$ g, {; |/ R/ x2 @/ b! n2 z# M. a! J
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! , g4 O+ S+ S: D+ r
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Eight woman八婆
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& H F+ o# Y+ x! x9 NEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! " S V. ?/ G) h5 T- m) I
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King eight egg.王八蛋 2 L( Y, F- {( j( D2 _
5 l4 H2 D' H8 cBlack son黑仔
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- q4 M K* c5 N3 {, m: R/ x7 P5 D& jToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 P# V7 m: h4 L; `+ s# a$ w
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Wear grass著草
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* T3 Q& B. |8 ?; DI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 r/ l3 K, B$ c: c: K; q2 S
7 P' z4 K9 u/ l9 F2 z4 A; xHigh hand.高手 6 E1 G* l* ~; \1 ~
/ K! g q, @% G/ uA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 7 E% w+ |, W! y. C0 `. O
, i0 T* L8 N& {. Z0 sGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! : X1 A7 y# e' A* N
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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; S, [3 W, \; e$ o0 O: HA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 q* \1 q4 M9 [) K( C$ K) v, C
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 & ?7 U. e# K* R& q, X
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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; C3 x+ l7 F5 y( N) X' GHold hold water.楂楂水 8 t8 r$ A$ K! U
5 U8 _& D% \" z* _, w/ ^Pump water.抽水 / x5 D o$ ^1 ^; L p+ w
# `4 @' e. I7 ?9 ^6 E2 T6 rTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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