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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ( N( p, O# p# P9 i1 F( A$ w; Q% g2 n
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! u& ?2 _5 r4 a1 F$ V3 u（轉）港式英語
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2 E, X! Q3 n/ C: l# }7 `Piano piano green 琴琴青
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# j* l, `* l: [3 G9 q. qPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 0 A$ r( T. K0 v) g
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ - ^1 ^7 L. ]- m" u/ e% O
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ - U/ X+ L/ g4 X3 d. S
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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, k# D* J: z3 PFish skin~魚皮 。 * X) w2 t3 Y- m s; X
9 K% f. d( J: a6 m: ]Fall on a street@@ 。 " @5 b1 C3 E4 z! v5 E
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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6 O6 D. O( C4 _Blow water吹水
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3 y7 G1 ^& n |, A3 c# XMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 2 a( p( r3 P% t* z' Y
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Blow chicken吹雞 " J7 l0 {! ?$ n) K& X
" d) K; T6 t& r' ]& s0 EI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 y/ s" }- r7 r+ Y9 m# ?. b
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 & {: z9 X% ]+ o6 `6 K6 l4 c
" A1 a2 U/ t' M& c- u- d3 RFace green green臉青青 。 ; ?3 h: |; ?- u$ Y3 i2 [$ ?
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
0 r6 O" C8 M4 |點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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2 G. C# n0 r6 U) k3 q+ MYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) E x" R1 u b. b7 [: w7 ^
& P8 A. D: n, KYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - z2 f* S. g6 }4 I/ H
3 u: r0 B. C7 M* _You jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ r: U$ z- m8 J& {# a2 f# U, v& b, |
/ S, J& S+ [; R& Z d5 |People mountain people sea人山人海。
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4 A1 E# U/ t9 X1 l6 y fAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 g' E6 X* \6 L6 s% @! d* y
- f# _! [+ @: K" q/ zEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( K. _; z2 W# z9 ~( h( L
: b& X5 W3 o8 Q0 [& ^# UHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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, ~. D0 }$ x! g* g. g* y+ yWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ) W- t' U2 @% G" M: |! H/ `
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + ^( [( ^" u! Z# Z
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 - T* p' E, z( V
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 @7 F+ W0 A" R+ e7 l! P' ?
. q' h2 ^" w! x: b' k0 ECut girl 界女 $ T+ U2 D6 Y" U. z+ ~& V8 ]
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ' j* I' x- N; o! s
+ r) ]" A' o O7 g/ iCollect father收爹 7 D. b% ]" V3 i
; L+ b7 E# A8 M) ]2 KYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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. d% C/ N9 m1 l( A& |" eDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 1 Y7 D G6 D. A$ S6 f% C8 x
! A$ m* b1 m; @" {6 H& H' v, u8 GLaugh die me.笑死我。 ) j8 t9 O7 f* F$ b
+ a6 `% }0 h1 q- I9 r yYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 B! V |4 d* K! ?' ~
! @) e0 i! s! R$ r# `American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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1 L( l# ]* n$ ^1 d! y/ Y5 Q% |8 `Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; H5 n6 U8 ]6 c
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 " e- S/ O/ G4 X3 t! p
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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$ F; A( ~2 W) v1 f- R1 D3 z9 IKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ' X3 H9 b) \4 G% X2 V$ A
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Wear grass著草
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9 q$ g1 J: u7 A9 fI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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9 o5 y2 x b3 u2 n. t. f JI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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7 G; r0 _9 q* o- g7 \* ?High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 U) W5 h( x" L2 \4 d' N
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 _6 S) l- I- S/ n# F8 q d
+ E: h5 e+ x3 b8 XGood mother.好娘
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6 p7 v3 `' ~) O% ~0 h0 sYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ) i: h) @5 {+ F3 I2 t0 |* r. \
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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: i! U+ G' I% S% pWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? - n! n" a' n& \- H" N8 c) X P7 a
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' d7 j2 Y& l) F: X; }
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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, N3 b8 e5 F Y+ X" T( ?Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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- A4 W% V1 C5 b. J9 m; X: NHold hold water.楂楂水
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8 P/ ?% D! i# Q) u$ U0 m6 p- rPump water.抽水 $ C' _7 v/ D' X: D: P
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Two hit six.二打六 $ i3 g; A* K% q1 G
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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