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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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4 M! p$ l9 @! R! {% ~4 F+ h7 K4 I性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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6 c( T. c: C  ]3 ?: E苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 6 ~+ S, b, x8 e2 p  a8 ~6 w

0 ^8 R8 s$ Z; N" ^1 Q5 C. k  x9 ~8 x性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it   |& {! a# P8 o. B+ o; \
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 |3 @5 W3 _; ?  v8 V
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! q; Z0 }2 _5 i& O" r

6 v, @; y' k, ~擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, + I8 {5 j% u, e1 C) l& A. I

* R* \' D0 H" g, e6 R斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & n4 l6 D/ k/ J: V' ?) V" I$ K

* Z, f7 q4 v% K3 y4 _, h竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 3 Z' x2 e* L' }1 A3 [

! ^5 h4 z  P: x$ l, ~有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 5 Y% y% \8 X- K. ^5 S1 C( M0 H
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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) Z  |; R4 R$ ]# _7 c9 }/ p8 y0 V% g父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 B' N9 l- G& B9 E1 F. j
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 0 D! o2 H8 G, X! n  D* n8 E' E- M
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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  {2 h1 o% ~+ \  U: j/ K子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 J% F# s1 x( v; T+ U
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , }$ i9 J- W% N; U* N) [( I

+ M. B6 {/ j7 p% w) F老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . j3 \1 Q, p7 V# n+ x$ R

; F( D! U& |0 @0 a/ o' q人不學 :If you don't learn sex, , v! ~9 {: m0 K
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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