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發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM
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 港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐           笑到無力食飯~~   - v- J# ]4 X% c/ M7 X 
 
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(轉)港式英語  
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% A' {" K) k3 W) bPiano piano green 琴琴青 * C$ l" Y9 `1 _5 Z 
 
. l8 Y. Z4 z7 w7 O6 G0 |Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。  
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !  
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?  
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!  
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! + g! a. g. n' V 
 
4 _* Z3 R$ H9 z3 D& L" {Fish skin~魚皮 。  
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Fall on a street@@ 。 3 |- @) L0 }. C% G; e: t- x" r 
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fall on your street.""你個"K" + \9 d/ e% S. }2 _. V6 Q: @' }+ @ 
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Blow water吹水6 e, w" F! x2 }: j 
 
! X3 @! l0 L1 O$ o! I, CMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。  
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Blow chicken吹雞 / C+ F: g" x, G( d 
 
8 [+ ?/ o8 G  S& P4 [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.  
* g6 A! l/ C3 a1 n3 \我吹雞打你班友 。  
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+ D- g$ n5 Z$ D; BStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。  
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Face green green臉青青 。 5 [* o0 J' L- @  B. t 
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"  
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。  
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# }' o) Y8 _% z  B0 sYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # q/ i9 E1 M$ E' O 
 
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 # z; `9 d5 G. `; V- K 
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 f7 w3 f2 ]/ {3 S9 `9 F" |) }8 {8 a 
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Eat banana食蕉  
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1 h- m- ~1 v& A3 ~- T: x! YYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。  
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: o: f+ {/ d. \0 ?4 `9 n/ ~How senior are you?你算老幾?  
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 6 K6 ~. D/ V  D, h 
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? / g3 I: b3 }$ X7 g8 L" y 
 
+ e7 L- t& b4 V. dDo you big me?你大我呀?  
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。  
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, j% b$ S! i8 X2 `0 RDo the world做世界 。  
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2 I! d3 G* R, I4 _+ BBig tea rice大茶飯 。  
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?   C9 ]& D6 h% l( |4 L 
 
/ N5 N+ x, e3 C& M# wCut girl 界女  
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, ~% j. ~! X. _0 q5 gThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 D& }8 L5 i+ G% r2 U: t- O9 t 
 
. ~; ?* t# T: s3 `' `: ICut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ( @8 G* m6 y2 w0 y9 Y 
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ! B. Z) k/ X! I1 F9 a7 K 
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Collect father收爹 6 N3 p. B* P/ q& p) i 
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!  
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  I- C* n* |4 q( [5 qDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 1 B$ ?" K( k* E3 F8 Z8 g 
 
: ^( P7 P) Q3 h$ B- iLaugh die me.笑死我。  
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: f  n& l7 ]4 NYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 3 e: x0 p- N+ A' X8 S& [4 S' R) B 
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。  
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 % p- a5 x1 S8 j4 R8 `* d1 p- [ 
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.  
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 3 [; M9 U6 t1 }- W" c. B# ]! X3 d 
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King eight egg.王八蛋  
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) D# U* W5 R, D4 g/ e3 a% h# |Black son黑仔  
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9 |* K7 D) J- |: qToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!  
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& k) j9 S& v* W# KWear grass著草  
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: P! a4 ]" h: S. yI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 w9 v8 a; {7 u. z 
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / D3 N2 L0 m; v( M/ }- ] 
 
8 S1 T# @4 [$ l+ `# yHigh hand.高手  
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成  
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Good mother.好娘  
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8 [  Y# G' v9 zYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!  
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Old dot.老點  
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& b1 y  ], B: p5 R9 f' bOne old water 一舊水  
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; x  u9 r1 W, ?5 p2 {1 Y- L 
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗  
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9 H4 W  Z/ s4 W& G: ]2 ?A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼  
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9 v+ M( Q5 [6 ?1 @- H# A) kMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 6 `3 z! k4 x+ ~, [' C 
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A dragon service.一條龍服務  
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. r' ^6 q% b. [6 a  r- C: sHold hold water.楂楂水  
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Pump water.抽水 0 L$ U! s; _2 q1 ]. } 
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Two hit six.二打六  
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Two five boy.二五仔 |   
 
 
 
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