港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 6 M) J$ G8 o6 C8 L; `
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ! s* B- p" C  C0 x& e* A
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 K. I& Q! v* ]1 g9 Z/ `+ _, n* t* \

9 }! P; o/ y4 H) U( N( LI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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8 W) i. r. G2 ?/ UYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ % W0 }) C) Y% \1 k/ w; A; h7 ?2 g

0 M6 G2 k3 i* t/ m3 M% kI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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8 w  ?' ~3 [  k. Z# W7 e& J2 L. F; UFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 I6 Y' |  s: J5 b1 z: a3 [

! f2 b9 ]3 Z6 w' D% u0 bfall on your street.""你個"K"
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# \# ~6 d: ^. a. H% U% a- \; ~$ QBlow water吹水/ m* j) [! }7 }+ C* T0 J+ o
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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* e" |  E9 j# a0 e" }Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 x0 y' g% ]/ o+ M我吹雞打你班友 。 $ ?. A) R+ `; [  v$ ^. @( M9 K

( P- Y- c, g2 D$ E2 E! yStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 P, z3 r; x4 ~6 X+ q' _
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Face green green臉青青 。 ; `- C9 b0 m$ c9 e+ Q, E
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 ]5 [, z* d! Q+ D
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 M( z3 M0 }2 f4 W9 o
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。   N9 _1 y+ ^. L& K2 M( C. a

. g4 D: ~" h$ _' P4 M0 g  cYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 + r" ?9 V5 @$ A+ H! v
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ; _6 x- H" p$ L: [9 z; i5 b
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Eat banana食蕉 & X; V& p* ]* L" `) p4 C* `
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 B& v0 T9 s! _7 b

% c9 Z& }; w) X1 a7 O: PHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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) K5 a8 p, Q1 i$ G5 [- NWhat the water are you?你係乜水? * Y4 G* Y4 ~! [1 D0 b* n6 F
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 9 w9 a- ]1 \! d4 w& B- u
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : ?# `! V" V0 h9 ?/ E7 [5 t- M% p

5 a- {" |% D0 P8 W" D# N. D) qDo the world做世界 。 6 @' S0 k1 ~- N, r- O& q2 d- g
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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5 j( J; a3 G) f+ `& UCut girl 界女
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; |' x! o6 `. T( q7 MThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( b( e4 c5 d; ?

* \' R# S3 B8 \Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ * m6 C. e9 v: u4 t/ ^

6 `; _2 I/ {8 X  k+ ^' X6 ^I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ # t0 L* q8 @& R& J7 @
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Collect father收爹 # `: @" V# t5 R
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ & e7 K; K# _8 h( r) f) S: x% Q% `
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 v" g4 \$ _6 M# L( g( f( ^
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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8 S& v: H$ F% R  U8 jYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) E) V* K4 V  b1 W
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 H% N7 r/ B% t3 ]/ e

$ b& f7 U7 u& O9 PHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' Y: `/ N/ ^) F# v0 x2 y8 C+ N  L

" a8 `2 V: K8 B* fYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
3 ^$ M1 u, H" r6 P你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ( J( `  \; B/ [2 R
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Eight woman八婆 $ n1 g7 ?6 I# S' [1 z& a

$ a6 R$ R2 I( M7 o9 P; XEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 # r2 n# P: ~& T; k
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Black son黑仔 ) u' r- v2 I& }" s, i- J

9 l' u& D/ N6 w4 S2 t! q' a$ rToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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* w) k/ t/ _; {1 C* T1 ~4 {Wear grass著草 : \. ~% W) j2 |- O& [
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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5 N  K1 w) G  b6 K# A3 G& C7 HI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 5 F; |% o6 h" q0 G6 u$ P

( N, S9 n1 `* Q. ]" i: s6 rHigh hand.高手 0 o6 S% Z4 C9 }3 r( k

  c2 P6 J0 d9 j- ]9 n+ b1 xA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 L/ d# K* w% h

; L2 o! s- f+ ]' j# F1 A4 oGood mother.好娘 ( o8 u7 r& {( N5 m8 K- z9 X

+ M5 E. `: [- P5 H4 F7 GYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 3 D% y+ X/ W3 ]) l  \' [0 `% q  }
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One old water 一舊水 $ @) B9 X" u. w6 Y& d$ P8 H

& V: m8 N+ ]; \4 {! v  d8 ?What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 0 [( h* W4 q9 H6 N& k
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ( c1 b# j% x* {) e; K, @
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 . {8 G; ?% r4 C/ w+ T( \) n0 M/ X
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Pump water.抽水 ; H3 N+ M2 F; X+ D8 ~. S$ c

& Z- C; g) C) }. |Two hit six.二打六 . V' u( z* y1 P  A3 |7 W

0 m6 ]' e% B1 x3 s0 O4 ]Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2 X% a3 B6 P" m( ^; ~
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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: P: a5 |! L) K! E4 gyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# C1 U+ U! l7 Z" h# O1 b
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

/ k- t7 W6 F1 u, ~7 H' H" hd人係連inner都唔識.../ }/ M/ X) `; z( M
用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..2 c7 D, G1 W2 }4 s- W3 l
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-

Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過1 A0 G$ d$ N3 T+ x7 k
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger4 n: g: E9 h( h; v7 r

( e$ \7 w; M3 J) a" V我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! - z; M0 q* _& z+ k( @: V$ \
i very need it !!!