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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~/ K1 K( [: Q& D9 L
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(轉)港式英語 - G5 X3 }) v2 z" O' b: c
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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! }$ R: R4 t6 m3 zPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 _( R  p, @4 V5 P, p
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 5 Z# m/ s, ~. X6 m2 ?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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4 t# n& y' h: OIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!   I4 Z1 [* J$ c  E% ?# l0 l9 N0 n2 k

, \  ~. K  J) a: N% FFish skin~魚皮 。   q; v9 [) v+ A0 J* N- ]

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fall on your street.""你個"K" 9 b- s. B5 J2 T+ a

; `% ]5 f) ]; E1 v. e  _8 bBlow water吹水6 t9 m: X5 e( Q) x
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # X' _& a* @( ^7 U9 O, R
我吹雞打你班友 。 4 ?3 C5 |8 v( ]
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ; Y/ w% v# p% |- ]% l

  M! D9 ?2 S- U: K7 c7 NFace green green臉青青 。 1 C2 k6 p+ K3 c* h" M

3 w0 v' ?* Z( Y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
% V0 b% r$ C3 v' S) d: `2 Z' @點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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  v0 c. g, B2 C" a* [You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 l, t6 `6 s( m# P0 k
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 : Z0 s2 ?; }3 z4 h6 o

5 r" P5 Q  l0 KPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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$ g3 U3 }5 ~7 C# b7 Z1 I5 P8 D0 cAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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4 W: m& y' C/ l; C% fHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? " o1 D6 J' v% x% i" c- R

( |( n: D( t" Z2 u/ xWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ! j! e% l' s0 R2 Q: e8 S9 a8 b9 }( f
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 4 M" ^8 `) M3 w

5 a' N( U. p% V9 F% SDo the world做世界 。
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/ T" }9 r& @9 J/ Y  T4 MBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 O* y' ]+ c% V  L, y' F& |2 ~8 }  V
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Cut girl 界女 * Y% j0 a. T, ^

1 a2 ?( v( c0 o/ q( {  VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 3 K6 V6 t- q# _: b! y

- v5 @% Q$ F7 M2 p0 DI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ; P4 A$ C9 i$ Z1 [3 T& J

5 G8 a" |% Q# q' N8 i6 s& M) cCollect father收爹 : ]8 O  |% ]1 V( h  y- f

) T$ @7 d2 H, w" d$ VYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 2 o5 q' M4 e% J8 P5 V
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? " e- I- ~2 D4 t! ]3 N# x5 o% G
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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% r. [6 H$ r4 i! K, |American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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  I; G: B5 H# B) R" u3 HHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 4 n/ s) @! P( u0 ^" k

* G5 ]" N8 ]6 T7 G( A) YYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : n% w$ E% _' n: Y! U
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 2 T8 r( X. c* }2 L- x! I$ ~

- c: T4 y/ @% c5 M' vEight woman八婆
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! ~, |' g7 J# B+ c8 Z- A3 PEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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9 F1 }7 c/ ~( Y! EKing eight egg.王八蛋 : L5 o4 ]- C1 `( k3 S  X
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Black son黑仔 ' Z* V3 f/ M# m0 B+ ]

0 Y' {' s  |" Q6 p# @1 bToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / i7 _8 b6 M9 P; b
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Wear grass著草 % R0 Z& X+ U# y! }% y% s& C) x% Z
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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" D7 N, }. @; @2 G! q, g2 m/ bI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 * O! ~1 N5 W  f9 T2 U

2 D" b  L  U0 H9 U/ H% L& fGood mother.好娘 7 }2 R2 z0 o+ Z( w) E, m+ k" h
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 , b3 i- L" x' g5 o
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # n  p0 @4 [1 \4 G* f+ y

+ c+ x8 `4 N( wA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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* V! {+ A# D7 W/ t, f  h# MMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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; z; e, L- w7 U" mA dragon service.一條龍服務 ) O7 ^0 l2 }/ j
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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. r. V. V# U! JPump water.抽水 " o5 o: e3 j+ p4 D1 ?3 i$ h2 b

" V% v1 U/ O; ?, C! x" J; qTwo hit six.二打六   u$ l! ~6 `, G+ I9 Q0 U% w

. i, o, J( u/ M' t: JTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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1 K! V. {! ~# W) ~5 |you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# @  f( c, X) W  P8 C
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:. L! r4 f3 [; W% ~
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
% J# Y- v) p$ X7 UI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...9 e1 ?3 c$ u5 ]2 q, t
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..! a3 i, h* P( F* M9 L2 M

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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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有d以前睇過
" B+ X; ?; u1 S0 F7 u; P* z* x9 j3 h最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。3 E" ^  V) y& U( {9 U5 I: |& F
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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