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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' C8 _ I& l7 Q9 r! s! n
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! Q- D7 A/ u Z! O; U/ x$ h0 _
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! d. u$ r5 c0 u2 T/ D# q. J
a.They give like hell.
. ]2 e! D2 R- H) S, Y% m7 b Cb.They do not yell.# g$ j4 w* B, h; w! y
c.They do not tell./ u) H; X! [( i3 S4 d3 [% t% Y H @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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1 _5 r2 m6 {0 F" |/ {2 V7 _# y4 s5 u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# L( ?7 l4 l0 e: D- a HEART to love him,9 M7 g( R( _6 @3 @0 a5 g1 u
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( ]2 b8 G4 I+ }7 s) g+ i H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: K& X0 J- g5 h- a SPADE to bury him!/ N7 R2 l0 y8 H
3 b; S' _, b! ]5 F0 [" x4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) d0 i1 u6 K7 \: Q) _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" Q# k( }6 p! k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( o( J d9 i2 B* i% }The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 a! h! ^% e6 e! l- XThe arse hole is always in front of you.0 @+ w5 }1 j8 L; l" o+ ^" _ P
7 Q, l: s0 J3 O# \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ C6 Q' j' z% }9 _/ [/ w! U5 t
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! B8 p1 T7 ~, Z- c' ^1 K Z4 P
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 a2 T/ G7 F# k' G" b# RThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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