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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 Z) ~7 H* r) M, N* f$ h; A6 @7 S( y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" a$ L y) W: x& d s+ ?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- |) P! t( l! z( c# @( w# g5 e
a.They give like hell. 2 _5 y8 G1 W+ b2 {* S
b.They do not yell.
: L# _( I9 @3 _0 F& Dc.They do not tell.
% o: D# i4 L" ], Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, S, O% P" h: `* ?
- a HEART to love him,
" h9 Q" A* e( O" J: D O" z- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ Z; W# n/ v h
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, m/ _* B8 Q: s. E8 n% b1 } k- a SPADE to bury him!2 A6 z5 Z3 e1 H) O) A
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?5 m; a7 O7 u; b- \" z: ^. a# x P
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: F$ B3 b6 y) k* H
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
Y; d- b3 `3 i+ b n4 G5 |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 Y4 M- }5 D- s1 o: [! ?. z# _
4 o# W( c1 @6 C3 Z A6 {* A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?9 d8 P# \ y V, c9 @# [
The arse hole is always in front of you., I U/ q+ p3 o h% U1 e( T( [
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?, A- M% b4 k' J! o$ q* z2 M* T) ~& B
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 T2 Q6 [& k& D0 o/ i" B
+ y3 E9 H1 O7 y- P9 {* a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ n( w3 Y$ R% |
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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