[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 w5 W( Z' Q  S9 e$ J. T; ?6 E# ^
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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, c) W* p( I2 j1 M5 s5 K) F2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) L- P6 p9 S+ I' }, Z
a.They give like hell.
5 C9 ?( A8 p2 m( g9 e$ db.They do not yell.
+ I' {2 J5 R0 X1 N7 |! m8 ~c.They do not tell.
+ ~& Z/ E8 c. x2 dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.) ^: [& Y2 A: O# J3 o

1 o5 U' r$ N% ~3 [- I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 C: m9 y0 j( m* ?7 w/ P; O* t- a HEART to love him,- n# n- U4 ?6 y, z0 ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ O. s" z( Q0 O; P! A* x+ C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 G1 k# u; W  x0 t9 Q; a- J
- a SPADE to bury him!
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1 `$ |5 T7 k$ h) {0 S# m8 I  {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* T: H' S" e3 E5 H1 |
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 h( _& _5 C7 ?The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ X* `* h7 m% m- S" k+ p0 H8 C6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 k  n" I2 C& aThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 Z2 i9 _% `. e: @1 s
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 \) U4 @2 ]0 h3 }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 a  a# s3 e0 B, t. x5 |

/ n/ C% N: o0 B6 c2 W% u) H8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: A& f( b/ V# t1 b/ b; F- u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) E" r% T% M; V! B1 h; z- }$ Z+ z  w
keep it up~~/ j: J0 o6 S5 R! u: o/ R
cheers

maksim2046

that is great