香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
- c3 ~* Z& d" P" ?" x& E甘多人死，唔见你死。
$ v" q* s! |7 q/ o8 _2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
- m  I1 a7 ~' ~, T2 N0 C你教我以后点出嚟行? . _: L# w2 b+ B! a" X
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.   `2 D+ X& q; y# y0 f$ Z/ d# r
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
' a0 V8 K( i* _9 c3 w9 s8 Q6 i4 "I saw a pork chop"
; k* i, M9 d& l" s0 z) G2 T我见到件猪扒啊。
( z0 m* z! q( l7 a9 G0 A" f5 Are you road? : c  E0 u2 }0 j* t6 M7 W! k
你系咪路啊？ & {8 e9 y' C5 i( z
6 What the water are you? ( l' c, ^( i. b. f$ ^- Z& ^
你系乜水啊？ 5 B- G) Q& \  z% s
7 Do you big me?
( Y) ?& u+ I9 a! n你大我啊？
1 P) p; h. n* S2 C8 Zebra chops people. 6 G3 J8 Y4 @; q
班马劈友。
( M9 P( d* T9 D4 X9 The king of the cutting girl.
) I/ k, P0 Z! k' D界女王。 8 W. p( a, K& D; F8 x
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 3 P/ K/ C; r8 B/ h' G
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
+ h" X+ ~& _5 u, ~& S11 Do you think me didn't arrive? + O/ X; ]$ Z6 U( |" L7 d
你当我无到？ 9 @  q7 b" \: ^/ Y; m$ b: l4 S; ]- q0 ]
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. . U. Z  \$ r& F
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ $ h# V  C2 s" r, {, W" u
13 Today I was very black son.
  s& y# n, F1 E1 h) v+ N; @6 F今日我好黑仔。
9 m4 Y4 Z1 @5 ?+ d& Y14 I am wearing grass.
7 e; |; H& f# P  U( t0 w8 r我着紧草。 4 Z6 n: |5 U# n( ^, d7 ?1 w/ A: _* i
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
: Z! n: @6 a3 n你未够班同我讲数！ , A# t2 w' T9 f
16 Two beat six.
6 w3 |$ L# W. g  }, }0 y二打六 % n6 z2 t) P- Z- k1 i) J$ ?
17 Two five son. ( U# w) A4 ]) E6 y- W! H- e
二五仔
% M2 v6 \- }& d& _6 t18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
8 S% n9 H4 S5 {: Q/ A" O% U琴琴青
8 Q( P% f  B+ l# V. a: }7 C" H19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ' A# u& A5 F" |" r
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
- j2 e4 N% B9 a" |, ?6 |: f+ m6 o20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
" n7 s  j$ n. H' }4 ^蠢蠢欲動 。
  m/ i2 ~: i& x% Y$ z; d7 t. l6 X21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 " a5 H' X; W6 l8 \' f) X  h
人山人海 。 ' Y1 t9 `6 k* m% p% d2 j6 ^
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 9 J) E, P& E: K; e
你算老幾? % @, [& Y1 V. C/ ]2 V; I
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 9 g, _) C$ \3 U. i" O
你講乜鬼?
" G! k) r! ?/ |$ j4 q/ j24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( }9 I$ S0 t/ |7 `% S
我驚你有牙！ 4 [! f  c8 {2 D
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 + u0 d; R  n* ?4 L$ v! Q! @
心花怒放。     B7 i2 e; g2 p4 m) O
Fish skin 6 N: }  f7 Z3 r9 n
鱼皮 。
6 q1 i, `0 h& X% q5 IMonster of blowing water. 5 @5 h# e: Y- ]
吹水怪。 , E' s0 ?6 W% u
Face green green
3 @+ o1 P3 q) b6 T6 t" I面青青。
1 j# u' e: `( ~# |6 FYou see road carefully
: O  ]8 H3 a9 u# j- Y5 C" x你小心睇路 - r( ~9 G! Z" M9 c* r
You go to street carefully + U( j4 J5 k( D* K
你出街小心D。
# f: ]& v6 m9 R: J% Z( wDo the world ' m- m0 B  u/ R% e9 ?% R% G
做世界 。 / L, V9 Q4 Z  a3 t. ?
Big tea rice 8 z2 Q' r  `7 H3 B6 N( P
大茶饭 。 5 h$ }% N$ c2 T9 }2 x& A
American chinese not enough. ; j/ \7 ~2 i% O: k' h! a7 i5 ]
美中不足。
3 E; ]8 D) R* e7 `4 e6 L7 mKing eight egg. : j* X' F1 X4 ^
王八蛋
- U2 x( P5 O+ }' U- l: U3 jHigh hand. ' G) k* c2 n' @$ a4 @8 v
高手
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Old dot. 6 t( J4 u% u& _' H4 z4 @3 @
老点 1 H5 J$ a* k4 v  r  U7 N% p
One old water
  J. q2 {* P- [$ b6 C一旧水 8 j( r" J0 g" L& h! W
I know your mouse.
/ ?1 b7 h+ a1 g4 t+ z我识你老鼠！
; p  X' g! W4 O# GMeasure water/Pound water.
/ R8 J" q6 h" g8 }+ e磅水
* G) g' P0 S8 [- [A dragon service.
3 P' F! ^( B* f一条龙服务 ' \! A# B: T% ~* y# W; F8 d+ ~6 e
Pump water.
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0 \. S' X: v  v) I4 J. sI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! d4 V7 H% `7 w+ q$ ^
我吹鸡打你班友。 " V7 J# G8 e! e5 U; G& N
You jump building. % I! `  y8 U' ~5 a0 W0 \+ N
你跳楼啦。 8 p0 [  E! T7 |# {
You come back home and eat banana
" I( O" n4 |  H5 j# f. Y: r你返屋企食蕉啦 0 F" `3 G2 Y  A5 V1 ~0 A6 x
I give you a hair.
- `( h! _, ?* R, X$ N我俾条毛你ar! & G% v( I! p2 B# Q. K

# o6 e4 U! w1 G/ k2 }# ~/ {! sCollect skin 0 e, g7 [( G- a" m! O. A& y
收皮
' E' r/ P* L# F; R* oCollect father
! H* X% J+ |3 V3 O收爹
$ p3 B# M6 k) L2 }, U, Z" {/ AYou give me collect father. ( q) i" K8 F* ~4 H, c$ ?
你同我收爹！ $ R2 C$ d1 e2 ~+ d
Laugh die me.
$ h2 y" J' v" e8 e' l* C% h# `1 g笑死我。 7 o7 o! k. k& _# D' b9 {
You give me stop. : g' J1 ^0 [( W3 w3 A
你同我企系度。 4 j) N; q% u" ~8 f/ a7 `' C$ p
Eight woman ; \. @4 O$ `8 Z5 Y( w$ U
八婆 6 ]* q0 o. w/ `% z0 D5 W+ a% R
Eight woman,you are good!   y# R+ @* D/ B9 l5 n% I
八婆，你好o野! + z) t- O8 Y. w: Y0 p- z& _! `0 L$ E
What the spring do you do? % V6 W* E5 T) K/ K/ O# w
你搞乜春啊?
; ]' x1 R6 V2 h8 B4 {. f# LA dog of eating dung $ }5 h# l) W0 h( `! l1 M1 ~
食屎狗 2 H8 |, q" [+ [  h( L" ]7 O  a
A ghost of ass
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vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....." a) E& h7 W) z* w. h% p4 f9 E/ {
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
; C/ r9 D. g* T" |this is not hong kong style english.....9 r6 ~5 h* C$ o6 R" C5 v: X  b5 M
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
- r7 {5 u; j( x5 B( M2 Si've already ban this shit...! e" U4 J: X/ K' e& m
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.