香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 7 ^0 @+ {" N0 A/ _, J
甘多人死，唔见你死。 1 T- K  f# o7 U9 o' K: |
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? * u& c7 Q4 ?5 {* H% B( g2 C
你教我以后点出嚟行? ' n( v1 I6 u# Y" z" }1 Y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ; u+ I! M/ k& L- @
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
, v+ a/ n7 Z; [' J4 "I saw a pork chop" $ R0 A6 H( V) S  l! b  P) _, E
我见到件猪扒啊。
, c& q6 ?/ T* n: p( N5 Are you road? 7 ?7 n- a) c  h/ _1 h6 g# ^
你系咪路啊？ 8 P* m9 _  w' \! g
6 What the water are you? - S; X8 }* j: v8 b$ S; E% a7 U
你系乜水啊？ ' u% b  Y9 v, Y! }
7 Do you big me? # w- r9 n- X* F0 U, L
你大我啊？ * c( `" \/ K! v1 H
8 Zebra chops people. . R* J$ ~) y* W& a, m
班马劈友。 5 C" l) v- Q6 H7 a2 Z
9 The king of the cutting girl.
# Y1 K! S, z* I1 B, l$ Y, r5 f界女王。
. n/ B) X( R9 f4 k% n4 T* K10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ! @! ~- L8 ]7 @& s
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 1 U2 Y1 i( }+ Z0 `
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
+ ^0 ?# W, R: G6 G, b/ n# k你当我无到？ ! B% c  H: T5 h
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
- @8 a3 z+ r' `- X4 A5 P' o你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ & M# s2 b2 V- s( x1 g
13 Today I was very black son. ; A! J4 C6 H7 E2 A  ], F/ T
今日我好黑仔。
3 f$ B* l$ l0 r% F) r/ W14 I am wearing grass.   b! `( e! c0 y. C$ T
我着紧草。 7 U  S3 n9 a6 O) g; N( j5 C
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 7 L  `. t. j- ^. O- R) m
你未够班同我讲数！
# S0 E( c7 B6 a9 K# \' m* I16 Two beat six.
; P% ^- n" e) g+ p二打六
; i, W5 p2 e5 t17 Two five son. 1 b+ {# ^& V( _5 Z+ s
二五仔
$ o  c) f' {) B5 r& J/ A/ W% f/ G18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 B* m% Q  K; W- R, H' P! j* I! ?
琴琴青 6 \# L5 y( B% c0 h: z
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
( z" _5 t* ?5 _4 R7 K我俾D顏色你睇睇！
( R8 E5 `$ Q* c; M/ m20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * _5 Z) }: d$ ?" Z$ `+ M
蠢蠢欲動 。
" m- @7 F/ U$ X+ K: `21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
4 Z; e# L7 d; b3 T1 @: J9 V  U人山人海 。 - j! p% q- h. q  H# X" G
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
' c9 K3 G& u2 X9 X你算老幾?
( H1 s" C8 f4 G! F) v5 l& a23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 , M# _( J! H7 m4 U7 R0 U  f. ]7 d$ [- l
你講乜鬼?
: b7 C0 a& E* j7 T24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 g+ x! f; Z, ~! s* m6 s" R, @& C+ g我驚你有牙！
8 r2 O& P! V) _- W% t- @25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 # e6 ]6 F/ T. p
心花怒放。   
0 M% H* g& j5 G+ d+ d6 K2 f  GFish skin
2 w' B: K- o0 ], M# ~鱼皮 。 ; \6 @$ k3 J  M, z8 H% f+ v
Monster of blowing water. : y1 U5 M4 Q3 S# m. N' d$ c
吹水怪。 5 i, f0 m/ x/ R+ n% Y, T% |
Face green green
; Z# `0 P8 w; ^- |; J$ u面青青。 6 \+ @- ]! S5 D/ K. Y
You see road carefully
+ S1 d8 Z7 l+ L" h你小心睇路 ) g! q8 I6 ?: X5 m1 S
You go to street carefully / Q: V. E2 O5 z7 L; C5 q
你出街小心D。
4 }" x- |: S" q: y2 _Do the world
! t, Y% A7 Q$ p+ a3 [做世界 。 5 |5 C- }5 A2 I* r
Big tea rice ( l$ Q& S/ B0 Q. c( P! S
大茶饭 。
& w4 G, ~" u" M! V+ f' FAmerican chinese not enough.
! p2 m) x1 @$ j' c6 z6 ]美中不足。
5 F% [1 U" D4 eKing eight egg.
/ o0 a7 O+ b" C. x' r7 N# C王八蛋 ( R# [) a0 D1 w# R5 {" Y5 C$ \3 S
High hand. / h+ o" w; G; q
高手 . x# `8 w+ b' N3 |

7 H" L2 r) l/ h- ^% s, B+ vOld dot.
2 O3 D3 J% F5 M* I1 N( ?2 z5 @" ]* z老点
  T) {" L. h2 n/ s/ v% NOne old water & C' s  G: }' s. x
一旧水
3 {- `- K. Y( t! R# nI know your mouse.
7 d4 l5 b9 ?" |# B' h$ o+ x2 _6 }我识你老鼠！ & k3 l$ s# |$ @4 @
Measure water/Pound water. ) z2 Q  e! P% {0 H6 @5 f! {
磅水 3 I2 U2 w# \6 W' v! Z6 Y) W
A dragon service.
, k0 ?/ J$ r& |5 V一条龙服务
/ j9 G5 _9 }  X& [/ x0 G- MPump water.
" K% n+ o  d" n/ Z) `****
) k. c" l1 r6 _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) O$ D4 F. c7 X& P8 b* Q
我吹鸡打你班友。
. O4 a! a, ?* hYou jump building.
+ ?2 K- u* ?4 t) K你跳楼啦。 3 D9 M. d( \7 S3 L+ ~; a5 D
You come back home and eat banana
; j; \4 F. R; W' _# H) Z你返屋企食蕉啦 ; b% T' e& l" V7 d& i* W  a8 \
I give you a hair. $ \0 L- Z/ a' C
我俾条毛你ar!
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* m' M4 D- i! b" m; [Collect skin
* j2 g3 V, F5 i* T8 v收皮 ( Q/ B# ]  k6 L2 G% b
Collect father & d0 S5 w( R. o) j% [
收爹 + {! ]1 M3 {; B" K% l% f( c
You give me collect father. " \4 j  Z7 A3 W, r- g2 l- d: ~( f
你同我收爹！ ; `0 z  x8 p" O, I0 Y/ `
Laugh die me.
$ F9 o" W; V) U1 _) B" ^& C6 p笑死我。
! L' I5 f$ @! Y& W1 [5 t& G4 _* y2 IYou give me stop.
! e9 e* q/ y% q- k7 _! c: k* I你同我企系度。
! e5 J: S' v* K" I8 SEight woman % g/ V# @, N' n/ J4 G& c& w
八婆 3 W* b0 Z' `2 W5 q; G' I" [+ }
Eight woman,you are good! : v5 H( ?+ S3 z3 K1 m
八婆，你好o野!
6 u# `$ g7 Z4 s( g( _: VWhat the spring do you do?
' ^( P: k4 V! ~- c! i7 ]你搞乜春啊?
  ~0 y& u) q0 @) VA dog of eating dung . O- o; h$ Q" d+ i, o  T' q
食屎狗 9 D5 y" I1 ?9 p) e
A ghost of ass : Z6 _3 G3 j# B( A
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....% Y4 I/ @: @4 j9 Y
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

0 K$ h) d$ y9 T* m+ a. r

2 e5 K% t! V# jtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......- Y& N% f2 |! B
this is not hong kong style english.....2 ?& U: {0 s* y! {# O& X& i+ j
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ e/ P. H/ V  F3 w
i've already ban this shit...
! h/ e2 {& d3 t. r0 J$ Sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.