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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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; Z2 \  f- }: ]4 L# J1 QPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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! f! M/ `0 p" J: \4 M2 v% mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ' d7 z+ \8 y. C
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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( [' ?8 J. ?4 A) {7 X8 r) zBlow water吹水9 Y- \% A* k" ]2 O" V# J

8 G* b! @: K$ W8 U' z) [Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) r3 h  _) ^4 l9 j6 S
我吹雞打你班友 。
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4 _1 P' B0 n# I; bStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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) y+ ]1 h1 P) m, Y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ S' O# R% H( w* C: r: k
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , S2 q* W: w% d  ?+ |+ o. c
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 + }3 K6 X& Z1 G( q  j! ?6 h6 v

; y! o) L0 B8 k- y  b! ]You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 3 N! N6 Q2 E: O. ~: Y
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Eat banana食蕉 3 f* d# z; S7 E- A3 u2 U4 V
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 & s3 v- Q* k# b6 G* X) N
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 7 q$ [$ `8 U6 I. H

& A. R; E8 Z: J9 O. y) R7 hWhere are you come from?你邊度架? % m; t& T" a; K$ D" |
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Do you big me?你大我呀? * Z0 `& i4 I' D, X. }: n/ f
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ; O' c& c* P% _8 [: w
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Do the world做世界 。 " w2 K0 n; f, a/ Y
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 * ^9 g- h9 R2 m. H% r$ h7 a1 v0 T+ Z

' A1 I( ~: b7 r) ~8 YWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? . o0 L; {+ K6 t* h
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Cut girl 界女 0 D4 j/ ^, B# x- n; |
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 7 W4 ^) {2 H7 _! e- [1 j( n

% j. N6 o0 O* j4 W& X3 n/ SCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！   ~" p. w% b* F

5 C# }# R3 v1 H9 ]4 rI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 5 I9 b+ P% ?* U  l3 o1 v
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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0 Q9 P# c; g! C9 e: ]0 e3 ~Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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- f4 g0 m/ Y; H$ [American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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7 O! D- ^) K( l, h) J3 eHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 e# }" i5 V2 Z& x4 J# v$ f

. D! d" j( |% N$ g8 TYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 * G# B8 v+ N9 R
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 2 L0 B. Z" ?  D& P7 }
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King eight egg.王八蛋 , y# i" Q; b3 E8 z( L- q1 J% T/ t0 A

2 b8 z, i' |  Q: `( LBlack son黑仔 7 x% m1 T) F- p9 |* G

: u  j4 Z' r6 ?0 |4 |Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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: ^8 B1 c" ~7 wI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 7 ?) f$ R2 l% B2 g5 K  h( l

0 z/ U& r" D! k2 b& ^+ yA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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! I+ K4 X5 p& F2 A3 iTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 U, x! ?" w  G

( }6 d, a+ f4 W9 pGood mother.好娘
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3 r8 L! M6 i2 `: c) p; r3 O' bYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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' }! c) e7 |6 A( ^$ OOld dot.老點 6 Y7 K/ d5 b  P$ y7 t% J; `
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One old water 一舊水 5 s* p1 e* g- U3 z

' w& d$ T- U, y5 K; v1 S! T+ JWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 : s: k6 c' G; N2 Y- C5 `

; F9 h& h% r! e8 s  b# T$ b1 \A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 P, k) e" N9 e6 v, A' T+ m

/ q# u% ]) f0 Z$ wMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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+ N( W; f! W" D, V$ V- Y7 CA dragon service.一條龍服務 3 W& }( y+ |4 I* t

8 L: n+ ?* V* IHold hold water.楂楂水
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, \+ u, n4 I  x- {# N; xPump water.抽水
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% Q7 {% R1 g% E  {) KTwo hit six.二打六 $ C* Y% Q1 B+ k$ x! {

* p; K5 P* f" _Two five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
' M( Z$ J4 F7 f8 M3 J% J7 mI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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' L6 F8 P1 \* b* y6 {you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
; N1 v. a+ I: \6 K$ q; q/ y4 O% |I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
$ ^0 @& S) i+ c; @* Ad人係連inner都唔識...  ~8 H8 f5 a! x/ q# g
用inside..
作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。7 \: Y% p4 E; v2 g7 G/ R
例如：
3 L6 |0 n' s( u. t2 Xgood rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger3 Q5 P  q5 `: q, a9 l

. ~9 \2 r0 e% E" y( V% ~) ?- u- V我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天
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  y8 s6 X3 T+ T* B+ w係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)8 I( H# R( `; {. w& {4 B
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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