$ O! y( I2 L3 p* o9 b: r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job % k. X' S- S" W99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; k! j$ M' E9 Q) S
9 J( D# C0 G n* N, X4 i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? + g3 y; z* y) O6 u2 r3 [% Ga.They give like hell. ^, |0 J4 W6 c1 B- j4 X b.They do not yell. 8 _2 r2 K" F0 c7 P+ o: z0 g- Hc.They do not tell. : r; z& h( c' \, j3 {2 F% Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. 7 d; T ^, l% M: R( U" q5 V6 d I1 i3 w# J. W
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. t. M) l2 Z5 ?% H! ~ - a HEART to love him,+ U) l/ z' P `( N- i0 y y - a DIAMOND to marry him,; v9 i p" V' p/ l! C6 k - a CLUB to smash his head in, and 6 {/ j# ~4 M+ l0 A! i9 @ v- a SPADE to bury him! " {* f- H4 A6 c$ @4 D) H& v: j6 ^ + E( E: F2 y9 S" a
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& y8 J( ]+ {% _; |7 h. I Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- N# M) Y2 Y5 \9 N' g3 v
. X) o: V. o+ i& h5) What is the strongest muscle? ( H4 E% C: J- J% @9 mThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ Y: u, H% S ]9 {$ F+ A7 b" R
: s# X* T- V' `4 x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? # U4 Y; w! ?9 sThe arse hole is always in front of you.: [' f6 N" t k4 Z3 ]" o! `
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 8 e1 V- Y9 U% ^) g/ z! I) rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! + T1 ?' e2 m; L3 M" f/ E ) O! u: K$ g4 E. ]2 o
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? & p H ~, m9 {0 F3 A, pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
