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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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8 J& S# M- m2 z- `: V4 y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' Q) N2 Z: |& L7 L: M' \8 C1 v" ]* u
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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' @0 s( e5 E, b7 ?3 ?) s! X) S; v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& \& m& N! W$ B! H6 Ga.They give like hell. ( Z. K4 g* y, S$ [. N
b.They do not yell.
; T, `" v0 t$ oc.They do not tell.
; z# J# G* r9 }; W7 S$ Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: I7 k; a; V5 x- |% l& }4 l* w1 G3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* r" ^+ W7 U/ T0 w: x. ~ V2 s5 S$ h
- a HEART to love him,
# q1 T5 o. v# F. I- a DIAMOND to marry him,( D. A' {7 M* x" x4 S# w5 M: V
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 n2 N) A0 D& m, ]+ O) c! ?8 S
- a SPADE to bury him!+ l! T; T+ ^" G; c5 ]; }$ U* G# E o
) o+ u! n- W+ G. V3 i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 M" K8 \; [0 g2 R7 tBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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& g4 E2 L2 Z) k5) What is the strongest muscle?7 F7 V# L- p. j/ v$ b% e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& T: V0 {7 q' b+ d( j' |7 ~The arse hole is always in front of you.8 I9 Y$ t4 [$ i( x
' b, ~2 ?% m6 b7 f* R$ s- J7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; {( p7 V/ H8 k1 `( A% u, w, T4 K H
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!% r% k7 t* ^' g0 z
- L. |% X. Q0 T; B, p4 N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 e8 F+ u& T! Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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