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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:9 Y, d: R% c' g" \ c& O
用銀紙!!! * y8 i7 b$ z- E0 K1 M% a
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You must be loaded with $.
s& _7 S j4 S- H7 N& x9 SBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!
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My method at public toilets:
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+ F6 ^2 K$ S" x& V& ?# ], JIf my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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& W3 s! y, V& i' X1 ]In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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