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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~1 N5 [9 {9 e; o2 e

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, @% l- _2 v( J+ j( c/ Q(轉)港式英語
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4 d9 f+ ^# z. XPiano piano green 琴琴青 ) S# {% [# a- T
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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2 I5 x1 I- M- R$ sI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ( e, Y6 n6 E/ J$ W0 B. d9 C( W

7 q: ?8 b* X7 E( I0 UIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! - Z4 M: B  _9 q! ^9 f/ }. C
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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% E" J- J0 b3 Q+ e  i8 KFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 6 Z! @/ I" G) z' l2 ~$ E

- Q* z) a, p7 Y3 UBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " ]$ F  e2 @% D8 m. {, B9 _! C5 `1 p7 `
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Blow chicken吹雞 4 m4 H: f/ u1 `/ G# c( [
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' \* {9 x0 c. q7 _5 v0 g我吹雞打你班友 。 1 w8 ^. j  h) H/ A

, W7 w5 \. L$ X" w# _Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ! f/ U# a! a2 e+ Z4 ~% ~

1 W" [% \% W2 Y8 L, Z6 p4 AFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 V; A6 C" e, ?3 S- O" `  m' E點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 3 U% _7 I; ^1 Z  q/ J

$ D! [" v% C+ b; k; U7 T; [$ ^You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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$ [+ d7 V+ c) HYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 4 D1 B- z+ Q% D7 ^
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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/ ?8 ^9 T# n' E2 x3 B- d5 U$ JAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ( w* \" B$ Y9 _  _  y* e
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ' D' l; t' S" S6 R3 p, u$ F

' k4 ?/ P+ F; ~4 M: [, CWhat the water are you?你係乜水? : Y& |; C1 e4 g: ]+ _1 D: A
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 9 k3 @6 n6 r+ R8 z5 l

* p* [: q, A$ KZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 9 ?% k2 ~# B& i$ r) i! h

1 V# d2 K8 H& yWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? $ I$ R+ [* x. z$ M3 t7 C4 v# G4 e
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Cut girl 界女
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1 U  ?# i( `% r# k# j- a, v; `The king of cutting girl.界女王。 - O; t4 c7 u2 v# D; Z) n, S  ]. |
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! / U1 v# ^5 B4 M
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! / L$ k1 X0 h+ ^
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Collect father收爹 : p# g, T. x+ V3 X# l/ d- W; \. ~# I
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! & ~$ F+ ?9 E- F5 H: V  h% ]7 @

  z7 ]8 {7 u; F$ r! I1 sDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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; x! W- l$ f! v7 B+ o  b" w, ]) zLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 T! X' l  J0 k) {
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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2 a8 [4 r$ D2 b+ eHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( @% {  V* u5 t+ p/ i( i" Z' r
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 ! n1 Z" O5 Y9 B' D

; V, W, _4 n  JEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - s) A, G/ y. K& @2 ?
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King eight egg.王八蛋 8 Y2 R$ ~8 h% f1 `: ~

5 q5 P( U  ]* sBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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; T8 k, C+ Z/ R7 E! J+ cI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 % d8 Z! @# p7 f4 a' k" B. m' j" F

$ N, t' W% u, d/ SI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 S. A9 J" F6 X$ K7 UHigh hand.高手 # E, l/ J9 y! E% q

/ ^- k9 x7 f) O, q8 PA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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- ~; @' p3 v4 a6 X2 T: U7 yTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% f3 d2 w7 R1 O. e2 X+ AGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 7 }; s4 T5 I0 Z3 R5 {, o4 V+ M

( g) e$ z+ g5 M4 L5 H5 |Old dot.老點
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9 f4 C2 ?$ }5 X1 P7 U8 \& lOne old water 一舊水
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' D/ @; x  S; Q" Y+ L. KWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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% [* i6 }$ Y& `8 K- hA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 h- F) l( g9 }; p/ C2 _0 S% u
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 u2 |% y' N- ^" g- O; \

+ z3 m+ u0 l2 y% }/ pMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 0 v: J. A8 E5 O- ?; u0 |

( P# ^! T1 {4 k8 H* C6 e9 DA dragon service.一條龍服務 7 R- y/ ~1 _' I' \3 Z3 D4 x

' t* Z& j6 A8 e! NHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 # N2 x0 s2 p/ b* d" U9 F
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Two hit six.二打六
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+ S7 W8 s$ s0 ^$ Z; ~. iTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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0 Y; U$ R% G/ t# }) C. h* ^5 V- \+ @you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
8 N9 [+ P+ k/ x  q! u6 kI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:" M+ X+ r, w7 G7 G& {
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$ Y- O. S  n* |; q  x0 n( z' J9 ryou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 `& L4 y9 `& y4 U0 q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...7 y  E7 H/ _! G9 u9 J
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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3 h! |* R. @. E1 }好無聊下' o+ @" y. w' x

  K! n: z) o0 w) F% q0 v( D( i直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
9 X4 L" R# q/ d; \# J, K最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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