港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~1 X8 p6 e2 t2 k, r; V) c

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（轉）港式英語 . U2 E( Z" _. c- N" E* i! a3 [
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 + N5 F4 H2 ]# _4 A* ?
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 # N& E. ]: x* Y" E. S) s; |

! r' @# A" o/ n& O9 W) VI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 1 x' \) Z, F% ?) W

4 n& l3 z1 h8 K4 B( U* wYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ , t& V7 X( l/ O( e, r  i2 y
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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! W$ Z# A  ]8 v4 X3 XIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 2 s0 ]9 ^4 H. m3 B

$ [& P9 [. p, `' ?( Z5 E" QFish skin~魚皮 。   \2 R$ V; h6 Y! y" c9 I
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" , K) V( U4 M" a9 N, R1 C6 {

5 E/ k" C! A" J5 f- \+ kBlow water吹水) ]) A7 i' x- ?
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 _8 s4 Z$ u2 P' q, Z/ K
我吹雞打你班友 。   e9 w/ g& I( r7 S- S& g) ]) _

6 A* r5 U7 J+ k9 T( x# u& ]5 rStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ! E, P$ H/ X% R3 T  Q
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Face green green臉青青 。 & c& _- \/ J3 F  B$ M7 h

% C, y- G: Y9 b* z4 k: t"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) i7 \4 j  G2 q5 n9 q! u" Y點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 " I1 U/ \9 y# U6 P! t: h
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( \1 R8 s3 C- o! H2 a

1 Y4 H+ r" d! YYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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6 K. l  K+ \2 S1 s3 WPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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5 B% I4 D3 q1 `. }$ BAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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! h( b  ^$ n  J+ r2 F% P* y) HEat banana食蕉 2 Q! A& c& B" o

% T/ R3 l4 j/ oYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 G, n- ~" o. r' P# W! L8 Q

* }/ ]5 J  i4 }5 U: \How senior are you?你算老幾? 4 P, r- r# i2 c
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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. x/ L& U$ G1 q& P( V/ X5 uWhere are you come from?你邊度架? $ \8 X! P  p& P0 ~7 Z1 s( w

- y7 P* V, x& i* j. BDo you big me?你大我呀? & D& R; h: Z( X- o

! U3 Q# X- P5 zZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 g. h9 c  i9 |
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Do the world做世界 。 + d  D+ Y+ @3 d% k8 I* C$ }, b

4 P9 M. s  {* IBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( V3 S) Y6 V( B. x  ]. h8 t5 h
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Cut girl 界女 ! E& y# V: t; X3 Q1 a- p6 h. [
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 d5 y& `& B# v4 c9 v# e, R
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ; L: `4 j" X4 O3 F% U
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ * `# j& R% n; `* R0 o
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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5 {# A, @0 B& t" {, |+ m* mDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2 Q# }( d- ~( M5 lLaugh die me.笑死我。 ! g) @1 w4 T: _5 _1 u) p% H2 K
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 c% u" d/ K2 S1 I
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 - f" p& A; J/ J/ }$ ~5 c7 `

8 b, b$ P( @3 j5 O, x- \' e5 r8 @You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. - e- c" E3 d% I" O' h- y9 X7 x
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 1 w; q$ ^3 p7 l! W

/ Q# u8 L# A. \& Q; cEight woman八婆
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! J! w: V0 T4 v4 UEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ) L3 a% u' l, x1 C6 v% e

/ ^! C! v1 H' K$ g# s; ~% ~Black son黑仔 . c5 Q, t! M4 N* I) A* [! c. P( M

$ k& C9 B8 L. v1 S+ D# B  w1 @9 V; sToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ - E, k- \: n+ M: _$ @9 i; B
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Wear grass著草 $ W" n; s) D9 f7 }8 ~$ c- ~2 p6 e
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 F& z4 G' X" H2 E/ u& o5 N
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ : ~. W9 h& r6 u/ L5 {# C( H( {; j

9 j' a! _7 Y4 |. Z) B# q" ~High hand.高手 2 o/ E( ?: K' K% C% Q; y
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( t+ [1 G, w  {

4 H6 p9 F; k& g# E' A/ \  \# lGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 1 u  N* C& }; _3 c

6 Q+ ?% v# e- u. s7 ?( kOld dot.老點 3 x0 ]$ x3 s8 ]0 i: m! d6 w

! }* H8 p" g* W5 C; y. D: A( B0 |One old water 一舊水 * s, A: W4 V2 I% b& Y& q1 |- J  U
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) P9 V+ ^! F9 H" D% C# ?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / r/ O. `: \+ a$ |" p' V

- T: q: }: ]& Y8 r1 d8 ~- W- R. dA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 # T) ~. I0 B* m

" ]- V5 m" M( g$ m( ]4 eMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 6 r$ D1 b5 t9 N+ {  r

. |, o5 i% _$ D$ `9 CA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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% I2 U4 {) K3 m5 T) oPump water.抽水 ; R, S0 H6 S( h5 N" y0 G

% U8 A7 @  M# F( oTwo hit six.二打六 6 T9 L' e- m' e  T. i

5 X! n" e; L  }2 uTwo five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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- J8 p7 Y2 ^/ A" T9 _you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳% ?9 v# \( g; m9 E# z/ V4 v! q
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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' B( q4 C0 l  `( M/ v4 Cyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
1 X! K$ S9 I( V* v" g- |2 }I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過: ?" _2 s2 O: {* o, E1 @
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
& U" \6 L- q, r- q4 v0 C4 m仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger1 C8 r6 B4 O, M3 P& V1 {, y: s

% d+ m( H; a% d) x9 Q" t7 K4 l, s我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! . o# U0 r" J; ]4 p% k3 M
i very need it !!!